Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Ah, lists. Gotta love them. Here's the gist of the game: List something you do a lot that either gets you into trouble, SHOULD get you into trouble, or is just funny enough to kill. Be as truthful or ridiculous as you want. The more outrageous the better For the sake of keeping the game going, only post ONE at a time. This way you'll never run out... er... at least not as quickly. I've given you a beginning, just end the sentance. I am no longer allowed to... ...draw porno stick figures on desks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 to run naked through the airport. (I hope I'm doing this right... if not, feel free to point at me and laugh) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 ...tell people I think their children are wonderful when prepared with teriyaki sauce. (you're doing fine. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 to actually serve people's children with teryaki sauce. (Everyone knows children should be served with tabasco) (Goodie! I'm doing something right!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 ...Help Melody fate find new and exciting ways to prepare children dishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 ...speak my actual opinion. Too many tears have been shed by the woefully ignorant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 to serve my husband cooked cabbage before sending him to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 ...check my email for reviews 90,000,000 times a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 to threaten people with death just because they've pissed me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 to tell my boyfriend he's being a catty snit, even if it's true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 To run in and flush the toilet while my husband is taking a shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 to ask teachers how long they think it would take for that lump of coal up their ass to become a diamond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 ...to wear my "If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong" t-shirt to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 to wear figure concealing mens clothes, shave the back of my head, then get pissed when people istake me for a boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 ...leave my computer on with 5 aff windows up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 I am no longer allowed to... ...eat ice cream for dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 ...make Draco crazy in my fics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 ... tell the people at work that I regularly post at AFF.net. (Conservative #&$&@.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 ...use any story that has raptors involved as a reason I didn't clean my room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 Yell "SOILENT GREEN IS MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!" every time I eat pea soup in a restaurant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 (oh Melody, don't stop doing that! that's too much fun! ) ... Rant at X-Movie fan when they tell me what a cute couple Rogue and Iceman are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 19, 2006 Report Share Posted June 19, 2006 (It is lots of fun, but it gets me into trouble in restaurants!) To kneegroin people who say, "Ronnie James Dio, isn't he dead?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alien Pirate Pixagi Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 scream "your mother should have swollowed!" out of the window of a moving car even if I'm POSITIVE I'll never see that person again. It's rude, obnoxious, and likely to get me shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melody Fate Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 To tell my cats that the door only works one way and if they want to leave the apartment, they can never come back. (Before anyone calls Peta on me, my cats aren't allowed outside. That doesn't stop the one from trying from time to time.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest arora Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 i am no longer permitted to say, in while standing formation, what kind of panties i am wearing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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