Guest echtrae Posted June 17, 2007 Report Share Posted June 17, 2007 a land of midgets, but once they arrive here they begin the process of growing into a full-sized person. Unfortunately, some have _______________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 17, 2007 Report Share Posted June 17, 2007 Napoleon complexes. If you happen to stumble over one in __________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveKnight75 Posted June 17, 2007 Report Share Posted June 17, 2007 Ireland, be careful because it may be a mythical creature. The other mythical creature to watch out for is the _____________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted June 17, 2007 Report Share Posted June 17, 2007 banshee as she'll suck the chrome right off your knob. Best to keep her mouth full because if you don't___________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveKnight75 Posted June 18, 2007 Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 she'll shriek about incessant things. If you can't find a chrome knob, use a _________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted June 18, 2007 Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 brass one. Failing that, you could always __________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WFK Posted June 18, 2007 Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 Try a cock. Shoving something like that in though would require________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted June 18, 2007 Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 a certain amount of rigidness. Otherwise, it'll be like ________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted June 18, 2007 Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 ... trying to swallow a large noodle. A sure-fire way to get a man hard is to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WFK Posted June 18, 2007 Report Share Posted June 18, 2007 Serve him his favorite dinner, let him go out with his friends, and then greet him at the door with nothing but a smile on. But that type of woman is obviously too ____________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 .. rare as to have been hunted to extinction. A more realistic occurance that would happen is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 she would meet you at the door in her house coat and curlers, bitch at you for being 5 minutes late and tell you if you wanted to eat you could bloody well make it yourself. Although the women on the forum would more likely_________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted June 20, 2007 Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 ... say something along the lines of "oh, you. I'm tired. You want a meatloaf TV dinner or a chicken fried steak TV dinner?" A romantic night out for the average AFF contributer would be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted June 20, 2007 Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 reading of smut while sitting in someone's lap at someone else's computer. And if they're lucky this will lead to ___________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 ... meeting each other in the orgy and having wild, passionate sex together. A pairing I'd like to see, though, is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WFK Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 an orgy between you, Taker, and Redsliver. The only complication would be when the condoms__________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveKnight75 Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 refuse to fit, because neither cock will swell, because Red and Taker can't feel lust for each other. The cocktail we'll force into them consists of ____________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Eveknight75, Nanaea, WFK, Dazzledfirestar, Madapple, Polywolly. StoryJunkie, Squallfan, three French Hens, Alien Pirate Pixagi, Leonhart29 and a cocaine/opiate hybrid we like to call Liquid Dragon. Which is a misnomer because ______________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quamp Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 ... there's nothing that could get quamp interested in another man. Yaoi looks good in anime, but in real life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WFK Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 it's waaaaaay overated. Two hot sweaty men about 50 yrs old and 100 pounds overweight would just be_________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 it can look even better provided you have some well hung studs. I think quamp was hinting at ______________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 being a volunteer. That would be just plain _______________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Hilarious to most formites. But I'm sure quamp would be ______________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest echtrae Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 distraught over the experience. Probably because he's given ________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonhart29 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 That impression several times. A bird in the hand is worth_________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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