Guest Jackie_Boi Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 May flowers, which brings damned allergies that make you want to stomp your flower bed into a brown mess that reminds you of a very disturbing fetish that involves things that are brown that come from your rear end I didn't mean to kill her, but _______________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 she looked dead already, standing there with that blank look on her face. Darn it , I forgot the______________________! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jackie_Boi Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 condom...oh well, I got a plastic bag. I was walking down the street when_______________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 ___a plastic bag rolled by like a tumbleweed on a windy prairie day Now I could do what ever_____________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jackie_Boi Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 MTV tells me to, like get a fake tan and buy Ashlee Simpson's cd. Once upon a time_________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charging Handles Forward Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 MTV tells me to, like get a fake tan and buy Ashlee Simpson's cd.Once upon a time_________. ...there was a game called Red Orchestra, and in it there was a teamkiller named Sammael; many of his teammates lost their lives to his satchel charges. In Soviet Russia, _________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywolly Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 ... little bunnies frolic in the afternoon sun, after filling out twelve forms and finally receiving their bread coupons. Where there's a will, there's _____________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jackie_Boi Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 ...Some money if you were nice to the old fart. I hate going to the dentist because___________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted April 30, 2006 Report Share Posted April 30, 2006 ........he's psychic. Contrary to popular belief, men are____________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 not from Mars but actually come from apes. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to ______________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lightgoddess Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 yer mom! Dude, there's something on your _____________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jackie_Boi Posted May 1, 2006 Report Share Posted May 1, 2006 ...Penis. I'm sorry, this isn't going to work out. Yesterday at the movies_________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 i made out with an 80 year old Tonight, i'll dream about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 ___fast women, rye whiskey and wild wild horses (that was random!) If only peaches grew ______________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 on money trees Money doesn't grow on___ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 2, 2006 Report Share Posted May 2, 2006 drugs, it doesn't submit to peer pressure. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a man to fish _________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted May 3, 2006 Report Share Posted May 3, 2006 _____ and he'll spend all his time sitting in a boat drinking beer and getting sunburnt. When the cat's away _____________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzledfirestar Posted May 4, 2006 Report Share Posted May 4, 2006 .... the dog will develop a superiority complex Every dark cloud has a _______________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 an even darker lining Never fear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsliver Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 go immediately into a panic, saves a lot of time. Where there's a will ________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanaea Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 somebody will contest it. When everything else seems hopeless __________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest arora Posted May 16, 2006 Report Share Posted May 16, 2006 embrace the inevitable. it's better to not read the ingredients label on the hot dog package because__________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SweetMisery1 Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 ds;flkjwahpdfjn; is not very helpful. I've got a lovely bunch of _____. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoryJunkie Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 __elastics, which I will now fling around at everyone I know, then stare innocently at the TV when they look about to see who did that? It only happens when_____________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest arora Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 suck really hard. there once was a man from nantuckett who_____________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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