What I had in mind was a collaborative fic, where anyone could add a chapter if they liked. What I want to read, and what I haven't come across yet, is a collaborative story about *ahem* self-pleasuring.
Pick a character, pick a scenerio, pick a kink if you want, and write. Draco with clamps and a dildo, Hermione with a transfigured whatever, Albus with an Engorgio-ed lemon drop (ew!) Outdoors, in the dungeon, in public or private, alone or in a group. Whatever tickles your fantasy. I wonder what would Neville do?? LOL
Who will be the first?