Darth Xelleon

Plot bunny looking for good home. Final Fantasy An idea I originally had for Rydia, tho Garnet or Yuna would work too, as well as any character that can acquire the Summoner class. It involves a little-known side-effect where a Summoner occasionally emits pheromones that don't have any affect on humans, but causes certain creatures to become sexually aroused. The results of this would depend alot on the character, it's a curse to some, but a gift to others.

Yeah, I'm a rapist because I like to read non-con stories. And someday I'll get off my lazy butt and write one!

You could try looking at fanart. Sometimes, I'll be looking through the galleries at www.aerisdies.com and I'll see something that makes me think "That'd make a good scene in a story" Although I have yet to follow through, but that's just because I'm lazy.

Haven't done it yet, but that doesn't mean I won't. I've got this idea in my head...

What about a well-lit alley? Just kidding, no offense intended.

Since I only have one story, and it's only been up less then a week, it's not surprising I only have three reviews. Actually, I'm surprised I got those three as fast as I did. No flames, though one seemed fairly pointless, so no deletions yet.

Hmm, I didn't notice this topic, otherwise I would have posted earlier. Anyway, I'm Darth Xelleon, sometimes known as Xelleon, Xelly, Darthy, or That Annoying Asshole. I don't like yaoi, which seems to put me in the minority here. >_>; Been reading fanfics for a while, and finally decided to try my hand at writing some. I've got all these ideas in my head, I can't just wait for someone else to get around to them. I'm single, live in Colorado, and I guess that's all the important stuff. If anyone wants to know anything else, just ask.

Hi, I've just started my first ever attempt at writing fanfiction! Please check it out and let me know what you think. Takes place during Resident Evils 2, 3, and Outbreak. Title: Survivors of Raccoon City Author: Darth Xelleon (me!) Summary: Many characters have a series of adventures in a city infested with the undead. Rating: Adult+ Pairings: Various. Spoilers: Yes. Feedback: Desired greatly. I'd like to know what I'm doing right and/or wrong. URL: http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600082994

I once read a story (not on AFF) About a pair of rich mature distinguished gentlemen in nice suits sitting in a study in a luxurious mansion sipping tea. One of them was talking about a woman he was with the previous night, and mentioned the word "boobies". Excuse me? That word does not belong in that setting. I closed the page and went elsewhere.

With my lack of personal experience, I wasn't sure if I should even try writing erotic scenes at all. But hey, if everyone waited until they were experienced to do anything, nothing would ever get done, right? And as a male, I doubt if I'll ever know what an orgasm feels like, but sooner or later I'm going to have to write about one.

"He stuffed his wii into her xbox." Yeah, that just popped into my head for some reason. That and... "Oh yes! OH! OH YES! OOOOOOHHHHHHHH FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!" Thank you and good night.