JayDee

Creepy is of the good, always!

Phytoerotic Asphyxiation is the result of me mocking my muse for not coming up with porn. I'm working on another, longer, original, story with porn in the middle. Took a break for this.

Got some reviews! And 290 hits! and the shock realisation that one extra dot is needed for the subject ellipsis!

Thanks for your review, BW! WS never bothers me, but then I've had cheap wine from the less salubrious stores in Kentucky. Bit of a palate cleanser really after that. Yeah, Bowser's gonna get both Kingdoms! He's one smart lizard. Except, possibly, for getting caught every time. Of course Zelda'll steal both kingoms off him by being secretly even more evil. Maybe.

Thanks DG! I do sometimes feel a little bad about y'all staff having to read the creepy shit. At least it's short and not too painfully constructed in terms of writing. I'll probably re-read it in a month and see a horrible clanger in syntax.


Thanks Anon! Yeah, it's definately not a vanilla fic, s'why I left my bigger disclaimer and codes at the top of the page which I didn't do for most of the previous prompt fics I did. Wanted to give folks a chance to turn back. Good of you to check it through though and leave a comment - 290 hits and 3 reviews isn't a bad ratio for me!
Thanks again all.

Thanks! I probably oughta do more. But, you know, lazy muse...

Actually, I like creepy stories. You're quite good at them, too.

Stargirl: Alien Mother, one of my first stories under the JD username (It's actually on one site with a discarded-after-two-stories username, but the same email!)

A review:



Well, one thing hasn't changed. I still like facehuggers. Beeen working on and off on an Alien story for a few years. Even if the VGCats face full of alien wing wang portrayal cracked me up so darn much,
Thanks also for this review! I got into Stargirl through the JSA run at the ass end of the 90s/early 2000s when I still got to read a lot of comics. Savage was always portrayed as a total asshole in the comics I used to read, so I figured he did make a good fit. I did like the original ending myself! You don't need to see extra stuff, it's enough to have an air of horror. Well, that's what the original Alien suggested anyhow.

...and now at 22805 hits, another review for Nymphadora Necrophilia. Three reviews in the last 11468 hits! It's on fire!

Thank you for your review on this story! and the other three on other stories!. You must have had an assload of free time I've never been much of one for going back to stories. I tend to fire and forget. Obviously this was pretty controversial for Harry Potter fandom, contiaining niche paraphilias like hetero and less than entirely handsome people, but I'm pretty happy with how it turned out and it's nice to see it is still being read! A Bellatrix follow up would be kind've fun, though to stay on theme I'd have to come up with more corpses than fiction's greatest serial killer, Miss Marple, for folks to interfere with. Oh come on, wherever Marple went, dead folks. Jessica Fletcher was just as bad.
I still say the best thing to come out of this story is the fake ESPN commentary further up page 2 of this thread

Two movie story reviews! Thanks for these also!

"Poppies! Poppies!"


Yeah, ya gotta have a laugh at some of the stranger pairings! I think, and I may be wrong here, but I think the Tin Man was actually originally a flesh and blood guy who got all his parts replaced. But they might have had a different explanation in the movie, been a while since I saw it. I actually found the unturnable hourglass way scarier when I was a kid. I dunno why, but lets face it - time fucks most of us in the end. Damn that pimp daddy time. You couldn't blame the lion! He's gonna have a spiny feline cock! It'd leave a mark! . Maybe if Tin Man had more rivets...

You Can Take The Boy Out Of The Moisture Farm...


Dark Side Leia is more realistic than death eater Ron! I mean, sure, Luke resisted it but Leia would've totally been "I can do my hair how? I'm in!" Maybe that'll be the new film and she'll be the one to kill Han and Chewie. Or not. Yeah, I was never much of one for the happy ending rape fics. Though out of a deep commitment to hypocrisy I did some later.
Well, thanks again for all your reviews! I hope you didn't waste too much time on that stuff. Some of it is kind've embarrassing to look back over. Don't take my word for it, check out the topless robot quotes.

...well, now I feel terrible. I totally didn't mean for you to take stuff offline. I feel like a censor and I didn't even get to use a big black pen. Is not what I meant... ah well, as long as you keep writing and creating in some way is all good. Now I will flee before your fans devour me!

I too didn't post to try and dissuade you or anybody! I just figured since you'd seen it as being less popular, I ought to explain why since I knew I'd made some less than positive posts about my old RPF (like those linked above).
I guess a lot of the younger stars have grown up in an internet world and so, while more likely to find and read fanfiction (and possibly write and share it themselves) they might well be less likely to be as shocked or offended by nasty fanfic, because they'd know that the internet is full of assholes like me or every single commenter on youtube. Still don't like the idea of 'em seeing my old stuff though.
I guess that's a fair part of the problem for me though, because while not all of my RPF was for unpleasant themes, a lot sure was and it's probably a lot worse for someone to find/be sent/be asked to read on the Tonight Show/something about them, say, being screwed by an animal (except, you know, country music stars) to take an example from one of my old stories, than about a mary sue-ish romantic handholding story. Those are probably just mildly creepy. Unless the writer knows something that they could only know from being in the stars house.
"The fanfiction is coming from inside your house! Get out now!"
"Oh gawd, no!"
Anyway, yeah, I just went and was more negative again. Sorry. I'll stop posting in the thread unless I can think of something positive... uh... creativity! personal expression! Free written porn! Not agreeing with what people fap to, but defending to the climax their right to fap! There ya go. God bless the ACLU's secularism drive!
Stand up comedian sings and talks about erotic Harry Potter fanfic from about 2.33! That's funny and positive! But, obviously, there's someone on TV who would find fanfic about herself!

So, like JD above, BronxWench, you hit on something that I probably have been repressing in my thought processes: the idea of the real person or her actual family and friends reading the stories. I may not have taken that into serious enough consideration before. If you happen to have read my Vanessa story (and if you did, then my apologies for the squick) you can see it's pretty easy to be upset by it if you were her friend or family -- even though that was never the intention of the tale (quite the opposite, in fact).
Suddenly, I'm seeing real-person fiction in a whole new light. Which is sort of what I was hoping for when I started this topic -- but not like this. My immediate reaction is to swear off the stuff and change to original fiction or perhaps writing about film characters played by my favorite actresses.
Lots to think about before publishing my next story. Thanks!
Which doesn't mean I'm no longer interested in hearing from devoted celeb fic writers! In fact, more than ever I'd like to read something from a dedicated RPF writer, please! Tell me why you like to use real people in your stories.

I've seen a YouTube of two of the singers from Pentatonix, Scott and Mitch, reading aloud fan fiction about themselves. Both young men are openly gay, and went to school together. They're great friends, but not otherwise involved, unless you read the fan fictions, in which case they're definitely a couple. They were laughing and the fiction was actually rather sweet, but obviously, even minor celebrities are well aware of the potential of the Internet and fan interest.
For the shiggles, the video.

Wow, that was... er, uncomfortable. And eye-opening. I don't write lemons (or even limes, like your example), so suddenly I want to pull down my two celeb fics here, as the ladies involved probably would not read them and laugh about it! I'm going for a walk to do some thinking...

Interesting points, JayDee. I particularly like hearing from a "reformed" RPF writer... I am especially struck by the idea of the star in question reading the fic. I never really stopped to consider that fully because I simply assumed it was just about impossible. But yeah, it suddenly seems less and less impossible and even somewhat more likely. As I said, I consider my stories to be positive things born out of affection, but it's not hard at all to picture Vanessa's feelings being hurt by taking one of my stories at face value.
Also, from my Writer's Pride perspective, you made me re-examine my idea that using celebrities is a shortcut to connecting with the audience. Mabe instead of a shortcut it's a crutch? And of the stars I'm writing about, Vanessa is the only one with any sizeable following, so it's not like those fans are going to inflate my readership numbers.
I need to think about all this.
Thank you for such a thoughtful response!

...and I'm probably the user you've seen being somewhat anti-real person fanfiction from a personal perspective. I used to write it. I think I had 12 or 13 stories at one point. Internet being the internet, they're still out there somewhere. I did a couple since then that my muse made me write and those you won't find. They're at the bottom of a well, guarded by a girl with long black hair.

Initially I stopped because of various lawsuits and criminal prosecutions against writers of real person stories in various worldwide jurisdictions that made me feel it was not worth the hassle, later I stayed stopped because of things like this, and this, and similarly, with Twitter and the rest of social media it is ridiculously easy for those fics now to be sent to the subject of the story in question by trolls. general nutjobs or anybody with access to Sony's email server.

Hell, Jimmy Kimmel has the subjects of rude tweets read them out, and you can go on youtube and see other hosts get the likes of Daniel Radcliffe to read slash. So that's another reason, I just don't like to think how celebrities would feel if they read something I'd written. Especially as many of my stories were at the, uh, less romantic end of the spectrum.

Still, other folks have fun writing and reading them and I don't have any problems with that so it's fair to say my opinion is fairly self centred.

For me, it's definitely the real person being involved that stops me. Take them out and I'm pretty fine with most content. I'll avoid things with characters below 16 in sexual situations but beyond that I'll try most things. I've even re-written one or two of my old celeb stories into non-celeb stories to re-use the better descriptive passages (that's relatively speaking, of course, better for me is still trash!).
Any fantasy that needs to be shared feels, to me, like it can be written with a fictional character, even an "OC" with strong similarities to a famous person. Apart from a RPF gaining additional readers from fans of a specific celebrity, which writing hobbyists always enjoy, there don't seem to be other benefits except, well, folks enjoy writing real person fiction. I did. And that's why, although for my own personal reasons I've stopped I don't hold anything against folks who do still write them or share them, or have them tattooed across their back so that Nathan Lane can read them in that long fantasised chance encounter in Broadway men's room.
Look! A RPF ref! Aren't I the most awful hypocrite!
Anyway, good luck with your celeb fics and I wish you all the best.

VOTE HILTON/SORVINO IN 2038.
Don't Let "It" Happen Again.
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VOTE HILTON/SORVINO IN 2038.
Don't Let "It" Happen Again.
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...and I'm probably the user you've seen being somewhat anti-real person fanfiction from a personal perspective. I used to write it. I think I had 12 or 13 stories at one point. Internet being the internet, they're still out there somewhere. I did a couple since then that my muse made me write and those you won't find. They're at the bottom of a well, guarded by a girl with long black hair.

Initially I stopped because of various lawsuits and criminal prosecutions against writers of real person stories in various worldwide jurisdictions that made me feel it was not worth the hassle, later I stayed stopped because of things like this, and this, and similarly, with Twitter and the rest of social media it is ridiculously easy for those fics now to be sent to the subject of the story in question by trolls. general nutjobs or anybody with access to Sony's email server.

Hell, Jimmy Kimmel has the subjects of rude tweets read them out, and you can go on youtube and see other hosts get the likes of Daniel Radcliffe to read slash. So that's another reason, I just don't like to think how celebrities would feel if they read something I'd written. Especially as many of my stories were at the, uh, less romantic end of the spectrum.

Still, other folks have fun writing and reading them and I don't have any problems with that so it's fair to say my opinion is fairly self centred.

For me, it's definitely the real person being involved that stops me. Take them out and I'm pretty fine with most content. I'll avoid things with characters below 16 in sexual situations but beyond that I'll try most things. I've even re-written one or two of my old celeb stories into non-celeb stories to re-use the better descriptive passages (that's relatively speaking, of course, better for me is still trash!).
Any fantasy that needs to be shared feels, to me, like it can be written with a fictional character, even an "OC" with strong similarities to a famous person. Apart from a RPF gaining additional readers from fans of a specific celebrity, which writing hobbyists always enjoy, there don't seem to be other benefits except, well, folks enjoy writing real person fiction. I did. And that's why, although for my own personal reasons I've stopped I don't hold anything against folks who do still write them or share them, or have them tattooed across their back so that Nathan Lane can read them in that long fantasised chance encounter in Broadway men's room.
Look! A RPF ref! Aren't I the most awful hypocrite!
Anyway, good luck with your celeb fics and I wish you all the best.

::raises hand::
I would be that mod, and I'm not actually shy about admitting it. However, that doesn't mean I can't be impartial when sweeping that archive. I just occasionally feel the need for a long, hot shower and a stiff drink afterward.
In truth, I'm actually interested in hearing why people choose to write this particular form of fan fiction. It's always useful to see other people's points of view, and I would really appreciate seeing this from a new perspective. So I do hope some writers of celebrity fiction will chime in.

I guess those pawprint tattoos must be what they mean by "The Bark Mark"

Found on Twitter, and (I thought) worthy of reproducing here:
How to be a Writer – Terry Pratchett
I get asked all the time, in letters and emails and questions from the floor:
“Can you give me a few tips about being a writer?” And you sense that gleam in the eye, the hope that somehow, this time, you'll drop your guard and hand over the map to the Holy Grail or, preferably, its URL. I detect, now, a slightly worrying edge to all this, a hint of indignation that grammar, spelling and punctuation have a part to play (“Don't publishers have people to do all that?” was one response) and that the universe is remiss in not making allowance for the fact that you don't have the time.
So, instead, I give tips on how to be a professional boxer. A good diet is essential, of course, as is a daily regime of exercise. Pay attention to your footwork, it will often get you out of trouble. Go down to the gym every day – every day of your life that finds you waking up capable of standing. Take every opportunity to watch a good professional fight. In fact watch as many bouts as you can, because you can even learn something from the fighters who get it wrong. Don't listen to what they say, watch what they do. And don't forget the diet and the exercise and the roadwork.
Got it? Well, becoming a writer is basically exactly the same thing, except that it isn't about boxing.
It's as simple as that.

Believe it or not, its best to be vague, it actually helps readers connect more with the story on an emotional level. There has been a bunch of scholarship done over it lately, I wrote a paper over it in Psych and lit a few years ago. It has to do with being able to impress your vision of beauty/yourself on the characters or some such, essentially its the same reason why in a lot of hentai the male's faces are darkened out or shadowed. *insert more you know rainbow here*

"Octomom? Hi, I'm here for your echo test, your echo test."

This one is kind of embarrassing: Years ago, I wrote a trilogy of short fanfics about Wilykit and Wilykat from ThunderCats. And somehow, in switching from one computer to another, I lost the MIDDLE story. I've never found it again; I think the only place I posted it was on a ThunderCats-themed Yahoo group that is now defunct.

"Octomom? Hi, I'm here for your echo test, your echo test."

https://www.ruor.uottawa.ca/bitstream/10393/31086/1/Santos_Maria_2014_Research%20Paper.pdf
Writing About Harry Potter Boinking:
The Reality of Fantasy in Pornographic Fanfiction
A Major Research Paper submitted in Partial Fulfillment of the Requirements for the Degree of
Master of Arts in Communications at the University of Ottawa.
...and by the gods, anybody who can get away with reading porn for an MA is a hero to us all.
Anyway, my post in this thread:
http://www2.adult-fanfiction.org/forum/index.php/topic/4436-vocabulary-turn-offs/page-8?hl=vocabulary
Is referenced in the appendix anyhow, as are a few other users listed by name - foe, willow etc.
I sure hope my random bullshit posts weren't given too much weight in the conclusion
I vaguely recall someone talking about some fanfic research project, but I totally missed seeing this if it was shared before, found it on a random google, and figured I'd link here. Obviously this kind of research is published on the University website because publishing research is the best part of it. Still, if there's a peer review somewhere that said "needs more JayDee" I could dig it