JayDee

Ten questions I'd ask various superheroes if they were real:
1. Squirrel Girl: What are you going to call yourself when you're forty?
2. Black Panther and Aquaman: Shouldn't you guys be, like, at home settling trade disputes instead of running around in tight pants?
3. Martian Manhunter: Suspenders with shorts? Is that a Martian thing?
4. America Chavez: If you just gently poked some cookie dough with your finger, would it make star shapes?
5. Iron Man: What do you do if you have an itch?
6. Beast Boy: So, when you turn into an animal, is it always a boy animal?
7. Wolverine: If you and Vandal Savage got in a fight, which of you do you think would get bored and go home first?
8. The Flash: Do women actually like the speed thing? Because, you know...
9. The Thing: Do you think the right moisturizer would help?
10. Violet Parr: Have you ever searched your own name on a site called Rule34?

Alrighty then… Terminology final assignment done, created a terminology list for fan fiction… let’s see how that goes  

While browsing Paheal, I accidentally clicked on an ad link, and now ads for Eve's Toys are appearing in the middle of news articles when I read them on my phone. Time to clear my cache, methinks.

You guys ever find yourselves shipping a pairing you know you shouldn’t?  Like maybe the relationship isn’t exactly healthy, or one of the characters is a hero and the other is the villain, or something like that, but you still kind of like seeing them together?

I have progressed from starting stories and not finishing them to not starting stories. Well, ok, regressed then. Which is a shame as the next unfinished one would have been about a guy finding out his Mom had a twin after finally meeting the rest of the family (after his Mom’s falling out before he was born). It’d have been dead pervy as there’d be an attraction on both sides.

I have progressed from starting stories and not finishing them to not starting stories. Well, ok, regressed then. Which is a shame as the next unfinished one would have been about a guy finding out his Mom had a twin after finally meeting the rest of the family (after his Mom’s falling out before he was born). It’d have been dead pervy as there’d be an attraction on both sides.

I have progressed from starting stories and not finishing them to not starting stories. Well, ok, regressed then. Which is a shame as the next unfinished one would have been about a guy finding out his Mom had a twin after finally meeting the rest of the family (after his Mom’s falling out before he was born). It’d have been dead pervy as there’d be an attraction on both sides.

I have progressed from starting stories and not finishing them to not starting stories. Well, ok, regressed then. Which is a shame as the next unfinished one would have been about a guy finding out his Mom had a twin after finally meeting the rest of the family (after his Mom’s falling out before he was born). It’d have been dead pervy as there’d be an attraction on both sides.

well shit..that didnt work out the way i planned it...scratch that damn idea! ugh. 

There goes another cat

I’m ba-ack!!

Behold! turning a child friendly movie into straight horror

My evolving list of chores:
1. Clean and polish front door
2. Buy caulk for cabinets
3. Laundry
1. Swap out front-door wreath that's been there since Christmas
2. Clean and polish front door
3. Buy caulk for cabinets
4. Laundry
1. Buy poison for wasps' nest on front door frame
2. Swap out front-door wreath that's been there since Christmas
3. Clean and polish front door
4. Buy caulk for cabinets
5. Laundry
I’m never gonna get to that laundry.

Dreams are weird indeed. Anyone else getting them?
For tornadoes can jump
and to observe disaster separated by cracking glass.
Elur of 3?

Ten ways you'll explain to your grandkids all those pictures of you in a face mask.
1. "This was right before I fought Goro in the semifinals."
2. "Unfortunately, our Kickstarter campaign for M*A*S*H: The Musical only collected a dollar eighty-nine."
3. “Yeah, your gramma really loved it when I’d put on this mask and- You know what, never mind.”
4. “They used to make all the ugly kids wear these. I hope puberty is kinder to you than it was to me.”
5. "...an' I did it all with nothin' but my horse, my pearl-handled six-shooter, an' that there mask."
6. “I could teach you, but be warned: The way of the shinobi is not an easy one.”
7. “On the up side, I got paid five hundred dollars for being on When Rhinoplasties Go Wrong.”
8. “This was long before you could just buy a kit to make meth.”
9. “Safe sex made one hell of a comeback in the 2020s.”
10. “I tell you, the very last thing you want when you’re fighting zombies is to smash one in the head and get splatter in your mouth.”

As of 1 hour 18 minutes ago, I am officially 34 years old.
Time for the annual bout of freaking out about all the things I haven’t done in my life!

*Thoughtfully chewing and swallowing*
“Right, right… I meant to order Feta cheese not futa cheese.”

*Thoughtfully chewing and swallowing*
“Right, right… I meant to order Feta cheese not futa cheese.”

*Thoughtfully chewing and swallowing*
“Right, right… I meant to order Feta cheese not futa cheese.”

I’m about to start writing the final battle between Luzurial and Eparlegna, which comes in roughly two phases.  Let me remind you, that hasn’t been written yet.
Combined word count of chapter and epilogue as of now: 13,115
I will in no way be surprised if I hit 20,000 by the time I’m done.  I would just like to apologize to everyone in advance.
For the curious, the previous longest chapter of the story was Chapter 7, at 13,043 words.

I had to go to the post office yesterday. It was surprisingly busy, and it wasn’t easy to keep six feet away from everyone (although there were lines of tape on the floor for the folks standing in line). Ahead of me in line, a white man and a Latina woman got into an argument about one of them (I wasn’t sure who) cutting in front of them, and the guy told the woman to “go back to Mexico.” (Never mind that she spoke with an American accent.) Just overhearing that made me feel awful for the next hour. 

The deli I work for went full grocer. Life is strangely interesting.

If you have Netflix and you’re looking for a fun animated series to watch, I’d like to recommend Glitch Techs. The main characters are fun and likable (Miko’s way of speaking reminds me a lot of Star Butterfly’s), and the show is full of amusing video game references that even non-fanatics like me get.

So, yeah. My dog died. So sad :(

Weird that it took a writing prompt that i started about the virus to get back to writing lol. my New story is up!