JayDee

surprisingly, the lung biopsy, which was the riskiest biopsy of the three I had, was by far the least painful. Liver biopsy was ooooomgpainfulasfuuuuck

Sounds like progress! Hopefully it’s gonna be something they can cure quickly when they nail it down.

Totally! If it’s what they think it is, it’s just gonna be a monthish of antibiotics. I love you guys <3

Sounds like progress! Hopefully it’s gonna be something they can cure quickly when they nail it down.

Congratulations on your milstone!

@JayDee
Thanks! I have been. Haha~ It is only my face and the two pics are set to Friends Only, so not everyone on the site can see. Honestly, I think it’s the best I’ve ever done with my makeup in regard to the eyeshadow. I’m glad I took pics right after. I didn’t think about posting those pics until an hour later and went ahead and did it.

I always think that kind of thing takes a lot of confidence, I hope you get a lot of positive responses for your pics!

I literally clicked it for the billy goats and now I feel like I have been the victim of a troll!
So that’s actually worked out ok. But, honestly, the next user along will be bigger and meatier than me and make a much better…

JayDee: Still better than scriptfics!
Scriptfic author: Ayyyy! Why you gotta bust my balls?
JayDee: There was a CBT request.
JayDee stops typing way before the 10 lines of story on forum limit just to be on the safe side.

Scripts can be… interesting in their side-effects.

I think D/A must have been a trigger tag of some sort, which has since been renamed, as looking through google it’s on a lot of rougher stories. Can’t recall what it meant though. Other amusing things was the way the code moved “Tent” out of “Tenth” to leave my summary on a LOTR fic referring to a “h walker” – there’s a few others still with that in the domain and no tentacle content! – and also how it moved “Rape” out of “Raped” on just one story leaving it describing a character as “d and violated” which kinda still makes sense with modern internet slang around “Giving the D”. Overall though, still by far the better/only option than trying to do the stories manually.

I think it’s sweet there was once a time the archive was innocent enough to require a “There may be… language” warning on fuckfics.

I literally clicked it for the billy goats and now I feel like I have been the victim of a troll!
So that’s actually worked out ok. But, honestly, the next user along will be bigger and meatier than me and make a much better…

I literally clicked it for the billy goats and now I feel like I have been the victim of a troll!
So that’s actually worked out ok. But, honestly, the next user along will be bigger and meatier than me and make a much better…

I think it’s sweet there was once a time the archive was innocent enough to require a “There may be… language” warning on fuckfics.

I literally clicked it for the billy goats and now I feel like I have been the victim of a troll!
So that’s actually worked out ok. But, honestly, the next user along will be bigger and meatier than me and make a much better…

… I was expecting billy goats in this story. 

Oh, yeah, I knew it wasn’t perfect. I’d noticed a lot of stories with the “Fic” of the old format “RapeFic” tag left behind, and realised it didn’t matter enough to go and delete it since the main part of the tag had moved. I’d also noticed the “D” but didn’t twig which one it had been part of until I just recently tried searching for a MC tag and found far more for me than there should have been.
As bad as undertagging stories can be, overtagging is another thing that winds me up. A few times I’ve seen some story with loads of my favorite tags and clicked it, and found three hundred words about a character waking up late for high school and “Lol! will have good stuff in later chapters! This was hard work getting this much down! Read and review!”

That would also be wildly inaccurate, and defeat the purpose of tagging things. The issue was one of minor inconvenience, since the script confused tags that aren’t used routinely on stories. When I see a tag that doesn’t fit, I look at the summary and I can tell where the script lifted the inaccurate tag. It’s not very difficult, and I haven’t gotten any emails from readers who were upset by the occasional unnecessary “Herm” or “Bi” tag.
On the other hand, if we add all tags to all stories, my inbox will overflow with hysterical emails from readers who want to know why we don’t publish stories without  [insert tag of your choice here] or from fetishists upset that the story didn’t contain [insert tag of your choice here].

So were my examples. I was actually wondering, for a brief time, if I’d need a form response to emails asking why we didn’t have stories featuring [fill in the blank]. I got as far as,
“Hi, I rather imagine we don’t have any stories featuring robotic kittens sodomizing dead mice in a tub of rancid Velveeta because there doesn’t really seem to be a high level of interest in that particular fetish, and in any event, let’s be realistic here—Velveeta can’t become rancid because it’s not really food in the first place. It’s barely organic.”
And then I decided I’d just wing it… 

I prefer spiders to literally everything they eat.

“Man, what a day I had. In show and tell, this demon turned up. Brought in a one tonne Hellhound Pupper. It was still less of a disruption than Cadence McMahon and her ultra-rare Pokemon Go! find.”
“Oh my god! Are you serious? Which Pokemon did she have?”

There’s one that keeps getting in the tub here. It’s pretty much reached the point that when I lay the towel over the side it doesn’t run away anymore, just scoots straight up the towel and away again. Then, a few days later, he’s stuck anew and the towel has to go back on the side.

“Man, what a day I had. In show and tell, this demon turned up. Brought in a one tonne Hellhound Pupper. It was still less of a disruption than Cadence McMahon and her ultra-rare Pokemon Go! find.”
“Oh my god! Are you serious? Which Pokemon did she have?”

I prefer spiders to literally everything they eat.