JayDee

Zombie’s are so misunderstood.  However, it does give a whole new implication to the the game of “tag”.

I have a vague recollection of reading something about zombies having high cholesterol (I think it was) if they maintained a brains-only diet 
 
Edit: Hot fucking damn, I actually found my source  
https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1402158451204276225?s=21

I fear the omens are true. A large number of AFF users are truly colossal perverts.

Thank ‘ee! I was going to get around to it at some point, just been a ways busy, thank ‘ee twice, in fact!
 I have to admit, the one bit where they take the line “ Saxon had grown a little bored of being in the kitchen, although like most dogs he was capable of lying alone for hours, dreaming of chasing rabbits today was just not that day.” and added the bold text, well, maybe readers really really needed to know that the dog wasn’t dreaming of rabbits right on that day. I like to imagine this creative soul, hard at work, maybe chewing a strand of hair and them BAM! inspiration strikes and those six words flowed onto the page.

Kreacher. Dobby had a sock…

Kreacher. Dobby had a sock…

So, who was Hermione blowing before she tried human?  Dobby?

Be interesting to see what they do, but I suspect they probably won’t be too bothered, I mean check this out –
Original garbage, really bad even in context, complete tell with zero show ffs just awful: “Although she’d never so much as blown a human before, Hermione excelled in oral pleasure.”
New and improved, showing the world the majesty of Bed Boyfriend: “Jennifer excelled in oral pleasure as she'd blown bed boyfriend multiple times.”
I want Bed Boyfriend in my life!

Be interesting to see what they do, but I suspect they probably won’t be too bothered, I mean check this out –
Original garbage, really bad even in context, complete tell with zero show ffs just awful: “Although she’d never so much as blown a human before, Hermione excelled in oral pleasure.”
New and improved, showing the world the majesty of Bed Boyfriend: “Jennifer excelled in oral pleasure as she'd blown bed boyfriend multiple times.”
I want Bed Boyfriend in my life!

The best we can hope for is that the other site will pull the plagiarist’s story, if not their entire account. Common sense (oh, that rarest of superpowers!) tells me nothing at all will be done, but I at least have the satisfaction of knowing that I said something anyway.
And with any luck, JayDee’s reviewer will learn to check publication dates and/or how to count before they accuse JayDee of lifting a story again. Definitely not the sharpest pencil in the box, that one...

If I had a time machine, I’d be buying bitcoin in terms of how many per penny.  Hope they nail the thief.

Thank ‘ee! I was going to get around to it at some point, just been a ways busy, thank ‘ee twice, in fact!
 I have to admit, the one bit where they take the line “ Saxon had grown a little bored of being in the kitchen, although like most dogs he was capable of lying alone for hours, dreaming of chasing rabbits today was just not that day.” and added the bold text, well, maybe readers really really needed to know that the dog wasn’t dreaming of rabbits right on that day. I like to imagine this creative soul, hard at work, maybe chewing a strand of hair and them BAM! inspiration strikes and those six words flowed onto the page.

It is indeed, and I filed a report with that site’s administrators. Let’s see what happens.

There’s minor changes but it’s pretty much the same thing.

Now I feel obliged to go look at the story posted a decade after yours…. 

Thank you, JayDee  

I wear that badge with pride! 

Belated Happy Birthday!

Belated Happy Birthday!

I fear the omens are true. A large number of AFF users are truly colossal perverts.

I fear the omens are true. A large number of AFF users are truly colossal perverts.

I’ve noticed a similar trend on hits with my main potter fanfic, which has two versions, a clean and an explicit – hit counters definitely favor the smut/sex-filled story.

So, does that require bringing the court into the bedroom to prove infertility?
But, yeah, the USA tends to be complex due to the notion of dual-sovereignty, enshrined in the 10th amendment, as the laws vary from state to state.

Hence the aristocracy’s similarity of appearance!
I kinda like how complex it is across the USA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_law_in_the_United_States
 
Like, Utah “ Only if both parties are 65 or older, or both are 55 or older with a district court finding of infertility of either party “