JayDee

You already wrote a pity sequel! Although, admittedly, the pity wasn’t for me.

And sound choice to give it a miss. I don’t mind if I don’t get reviews on that one, it is probably for the best. The few people that piece of shit might appeal to probably want a minimal digital footprint.

Sometimes @JayDee I’m like 80% sure you’re a supervillain.

I’m more like a ventriloquist’s dummy or maybe a puppet on strings. Sometimes the muse that picks me up to write is a funny, decent hearted, happy story lovin’ goofball. The other times it’s a cold blooded Lamia that hates life and beauty and just about everything in the world, ‘bout the only thing they like is a challenge. Oh, and for some reason, insisting on sharing the stories to AFF when the sensible thing would be to encase the USB stick containing the latest crime against literature & good taste in concrete, sail it out to The Mariana Trench, and throw it overboard.

All I know is my family tree on my mother’s side starts in a river and on my father’s side starts out in the flatlands where outsiders rarely travel.

*banjos play softly in the distance.*

...is WAY older than JayDee…  

I’m pretty sure I have shoes that are older than most gods.

It is.

I made this joke mocking the forum at the worst possible time and am now doomed.

https://imgur.com/a/QMCOrCG

(Cropped screencap of forum showing that I’m in wicked trouble now.)

::dies of the giggles::  Nah, most of us cringe a little at that theme. Now something with a blood-speckled dark alley? Oh, yes…   

I’ll take gushing on the forum as sufficient permission.

Yay!

Thank you!

We’re doing a quiet Thanksgiving this year, because it’s too damned cold here to do anything else, but I’m making the turkey and all the trimmings because I love turkey!

that was you?

Oh shit that is you. Just checked the reviews.

That was one of my first stories.

I still am glad you enjoyed it.

Got rid of those strange ??

Seems to have! Still one showing on the apostrophe on the summary I think. That might be my browser settings tho’ And I see you’ve changed the central alignment which I think might have been what I was referring to with formatting in the original review. Maybe.

I’d forgotten I’d reviewed it too, so I don’t blame you for forgetting as well

Try telling that to Anne Rice!

Anne Rice has no room to complain. When you start earning royalties on the fanfiction then you’ve made it.  

That is a high compliment to have a good writer adapt your work! Funny how it took 10 years to see it, though. Mysterious. 

To be fair, 10 years is probably a reasonable time to take to get over being exposed to one of my less socially acceptable stories.

Nah, I think Orville was first although I haven’t got around to seeing that yet, heard it was pretty good tho! Of course, Red Dwarf had canon Mpreg back in the 1980s in terms of sci fi TV and there’s even earlier.

Skin stre… Lady Cassandra? Hey, not to blow my own trumpet but I wrote Lady Cassandra porn on this very site. Oh. Guess I did blow it

Of course you did. 

And yes, you need to see The Orville. A lady gets it on with Slimer. I mean, pretty much.

I don’t have any streaming services, so tend to wait for cheap second hand DVDs for anything that hasn’t been on normal TV in my country. I will definitely try and see it tho’

Given the rarity of reviews, I think it’s much more likely they’re rejoicing that they got a review.

Ahh, well, I suppose on AFF that is more likely the case.

I think that is your problem. 

To be fair, The sooner AI is introduced to smut. The far likelier said AI goes from kill all organics to. Too hopelessly addicted to smut to be a serious threat.

So in a roundabout way you are saving the world from a Terminator future. To a future where robots just want to bang everyone in sight forever.

Robots can bang each other and save time!

Of course, robots could probably also actually finish my current bloody re-write. And make a start on that demon-lust infused Call the Midwife story I keep having ideas for (working title ‘Ball the Midwife). blargle. Turg.

“They treat me like furniture!”

@CloverReef  Tuna salad’s certainly among the palatable lunch choices for me, though given a choice, I’d prefer PB&J.     More seriously, good M/F scenes in a M/M story can be used to make a point.  I do that in Dale’s Game to show the social conventions, of how “normal people” ought to be, that the characters resort to using M/F to appear “normal” to the outside world to show the social pressure that’s there (and the effects of the gay discrimination in play)..

Also, I think AFF’s taken that first step in AFF-world-domination, it’s a way better “social media” than other platforms.   Especially as I rarely self-censor like I do in those other places.

@Desiderius Price I agree. M/F scenes can absolutely be useful and effective tools in M/M stories. 

I even manage to dabble in a bit of F/F, small drop, in a heavy bucket of M/M action. 

I think D/A must have been a trigger tag of some sort, which has since been renamed, as looking through google it’s on a lot of rougher stories. Can’t recall what it meant though. Other amusing things was the way the code moved “Tent” out of “Tenth” to leave my summary on a LOTR fic referring to a “h walker” – there’s a few others still with that in the domain and no tentacle content! – and also how it moved “Rape” out of “Raped” on just one story leaving it describing a character as “d and violated” which kinda still makes sense with modern internet slang around “Giving the D”. Overall though, still by far the better/only option than trying to do the stories manually.

Scripts can be… interesting in their side-effects.

JayDee: Still better than scriptfics!

Scriptfic author: Ayyyy! Why you gotta bust my balls?

JayDee: There was a CBT request.

JayDee stops typing way before the 10 lines of story on forum limit just to be on the safe side.

Didn’t realize you did that.  Though I supposed a spurious [nosex] tag mixed into the lot would raise some suspicion.   More practically, a wall of tags can be intimidating to potential readers, so there’s no real incentive to overtag (this was part of the impetus for me to adopt my current approach, helping the reader figure out which tags are the very important ones to pay attention to, ie, my stories tend to feature a lot of [exhib] and minor1/2).  

* My autocorrect wanted to make that “1/2” into ½.  I don’t know if I want to know the meaning to [minor½]

If Minor½ were a tag, I’d probably have used it by now. (I’m sure at least some readers would agree that in utero sex deserves its own trigger tag.)

Could be twins in the womb… I mean, do we really know what twins are up to in there?   Especially the evil one?