JayDee

Is there any smut out there featuring Thursday Next from Jaspar Fforde's series of books, perhaps featuring many puns, obscure literary jokes and made up words? If anybody knows if there is any can you point me that way?

Huh, sounds like the same method of demon exorcism that's got so many priests in trouble. Whole lotta demons in altar boys, 'parantly.

I personally think you are better adding reviews directly to the stories, with some authors using forum threads to reply to reviews. Thank you kindly for your reviews - not surprised my stories weren't entirely your cup of tea, that's why I only mentioned you might like mine after recommending the others

Glad to help! Anybody else got any suggestions?

Soemele also has some very well written stuff with very extreme rape and torture and inhuman protagonists - http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/authors.php?no=1296791560 He's the artist whose picture led to a "Labia on the table" meme on paheal. Deathstalker has equally well written stuff including - for that TDM feel - a giant spider in a resident evil story, and some other great villany - http://games.adult-fanfiction.org/authors.php?no=6932 He has one story in Celebrity, but you could ignore that. Also, dbud has some good stories - less monsterish generally, but his Buffy setting stuff is in the same ballpark for what you're looking for I think, and the guy can certainly write - http://buffy.adult-fanfiction.org/authors.php?no=1296863139 If you do read their stuff, they'd love reviews and feedback I'm sure! That's just the top of my head. Probably be others I've read you'd like too, but me memory's cack these days. ...and, blowing me own horn - link to the left - you might like my original story 'Whore of Heaven' which has an Angel at the non-existent mercy of a demon across three parts. Actually a lot of my stuff is along those sorts of themes you like. The Firefly story I did earned me death threats and an online coven tried cursing me. Which was nice. I only suggest my stories 'cos yer looking for that sort of thing and might fancy a look after checking the authors above. [off topic] - My favouite TDM story was the non violent fantasy about his wife getting fucked as a pole dancer...[/off topic]

Peter Pettigrew pawing Parvati & Padma Patil perhaps too perverse? I like the idea, and would surely enjoy the challenge to write something different and to get all the Ps in, but I hardly write these days and very much doubt I will get around to doing anything. G'luck though.

Poppy Pomfrey's time to shine!

I reviewed How to be Happy for ya. I was trying to follow the guidelines for Good Review, but think I ended up with mediocre quality review. Reviewing stories is certainly something I need more practice on.

I like gmail. A lot. Not so keen on being automatically signed up to that google buzz service, but I got that sorted. What's just made me shout with frustration was realising that at some point it started sending AFF.net notifications to junk mail. Just spotted one in there after accidently clicking it, and having been through my stories there's a few 2009 reviews I got I didn't see until now because of the goddamn junk mail filter. [/RAGE]

This story has been updated with two additional chapters of much the same. Came as a hella shock to me to extend the oneshot, as it didn't seem too popular, but this artist inspired me with his request. Please follow the link above if the description and codes above appeal to you. Once again I offer my thanks to you for reading this promotion!

I wholeheartedly support the valve game categories. The Cake Is A Lie!

Had an email from somebody with a suggested second part/sequel to this, concerning butt fucking. I haven't written anything in about eight months, but felt the ol' muse prod me so maybe I'll actually get it done! Edit - Well, damn. Manged to write another couple chapters.

I'm not writing at the Mo, but I just wanted to say that I think that's a pretty cool idea.

I don't know the Naruto fandom, but that title doesn't seem offputting to me! I think the only 'titles' I find offputting are things like "I can't think of a title! just read!" because as hard as titles can be, anything seems better than that! Dunno about the other stuff either. I had a huge - for me - number of hits on one story, though not an established writer, and figured someone must have linked it on a fandom forum or something.

Reckon I'll look forward to seeing that one, InvidiaRed!

Sorry to hear that. I kinda got the impression you were looking forward to the shiny new version. Hope it can work for ya at some point.

I really don't know if this is something that might affect anyone else, but I personally have found the many, many, many sub/sub/sub catagories introduced very intimidating and a real bugger to navigate through. As I say. that's just me - and I recall the forum admins and mods have reasons for the setup so I wouldn't have mentioned it except for the topic.

It's a nice idea - don't think I've seen anything quite like that with MJ before, though Deathstalker did a nice multipater with a whorish MJ, and included a very good MJ/Venom scene - but I've not really written anything since June or so and I'm just not feeling motivated at writing at the moment. Man, that whole Mephisto thing sucked... I heard they had to reverse it for the newspaper strip when all the older readers complained that they really really wanted Peter and MJ married.

HEAR HEAR! props to the mods for a hard job. I wouldn't want to do the job!

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600092274

It's an obvious gag! I bet someone's already done something on it somewhere Ahh, right. My mistake.

The 'present' being a particularly nasty case of T-virus infection? Perhaps localised entirely in her genitals... "Curse of the Zombie Pussy! Eat it before it eats you!" I think RE2 was the only RE game I ever played all the way through.

I for one have never even heard of Dragon Quests I through IV, and so am unable to comment on V.

Book burning eh? So, what else do you have in common with the fundies?

I gotta say, it does read more like extra-snarky constructive criticism than a flame to me. It can be hard to tell though - I just realised one of my reviews, quoted on the first page of this thread, "I feel disgusted just from reading that." was probably meant as the highest compliment rather than a flame. Certainly it isn't a personal attack of any nature, and doesn't have the one line "Die in a fire" or "Your mind is horrible" comments of other reviews I've received. If you can, look at the review gratefully and see if you can find relevence of the criticism offered on an impersonal writing basis. I'd really appreciate more detailed reviews of that nature, but as I hardly write now I don't see many coming in future!