DarkInuLord

:: Shoots :: ... What? You gave me permission.

I enjoyed it. :3

Over the course of a couple weeks. I have no idea how it happened. But it happened a bit before I stopped coming to the forum here. I can't draw. If you look at my notebook from middle school-high school, lots of my stuff was pretty good. If you look at the one I have now, only the very first drawing in it is any good, the rest just get worse and worse, to the point where I tore the last few drawings out and burnt them. I haven't written anything since my last uploaded story, which remains unfinished because every time I try to start again, all I can think of is garbage, nothing worth using, I wouldn't put people through the torture of reading the trash I typed out. Today I was sitting here, I felt creative. I looked at my drawing book, decided against wasting another piece of paper. I opened up wordpad and started thinking up a new story. Decided against wasting my time on something that wouldn't be worth reading. I even looked at some of my games, since I do random modding in my spare time, decided against that because the last three times I tried, I completely messed up my games. I've obviously lost any 'talent' I had at keeping people entertained as none of my friends have spoken to me all week except for one, and my girlfriend hasn't even been ONLINE in over a week. So... I can't draw anymore, I can't write for shit anymore, I break any game I try to mod, and people hate me. The only thing I'm good at anymore is a game called Dawn Of War, and the only reason I'm 'good' at it, is I've memorized exact stats for every unit in the game. What little interaction I've had with people is playing this game with the same group for the last couple weeks. I'm still undefeated, but even that's going to end, they're all getting better and I might lose soon. So I won't even be able to say I'm the best anymore. I can't even talk properly, hell, I speak so little in real life I stumble over my own tongue when I do speak. I am good at absolutely nothing. Life is grand. Oh, well if you count bitching about how terrible I have it as a talent, I guess I have one.

In a fanfiction of course. I thought I would write up a quick guide on how to completely ruin the mood of your story in just a few simple words, to help those writers that just can't figure out how to make people stop reading! Step one: Substitute normal terms such as 'climax' or 'orgasm' with slang terms like 'cream' and 'jizz'. Step two: Remember to dress your characters as 'ghetto' as possible, dew rags and wife beaters are a must, and don't forget the baggy pants and no belts! Step three: When all else fails, use more slang! Here are some easy terms that you can put into your story to add just that little bit of extra flair! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?...=Pearl+Necklace http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=emo http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bearded+clam Optional: Have them smoke marijuana and drink a lot, drugs are hip! Remember kids, the more your story pisses people off the more likely you are to get a review! And hey, even if they stop reading half way through they still clicked it and you're still getting hits from it!

Funny thing... Even if I was born into money I'd still prefer a nice juicy hamburger over fillet Mignon, that is unless I already had hamburgers the other 6 days of the week. :3

Yes but come on, we aren't living in some third world country here, and prada shoes aren't from some first world super country that everything is more expensive in. No, we're in America (Or at least I am) and so are Prada shoes. People who live thinking they should just buy the most expensive things because they think they're 'better' are just... Dumb... I mean, I've watched TV before. "Stars" are some of the dumbest people I've ever seen. I mean I can see buying an expensive suit if you're trying to impress someone to get a better job or a promotion, but I can't see the point in buying a $4,000 suit over a $400 one. What's the real difference in them? The name, of course. I'm sure you could slap the name "Prada" on the side of some flip flops and sell them for $500 or more. Point was though, I hate seeing name brands, sizes, directions on whether to dry clean or not, and what temperature water to use in fanfiction.

Sounds like an enormous waste of money for uncomfortable shoes. And everyone who buys a pair is materialistic and probably going to hell for Vanity. :3(Or the equivalent for your religion of choice.) I'll stick with my $14 k-mart brand shoes. And not have to go check the label on my shirt just to write a story.

Dear writers; It has come to my attention that some of you like to describe the clothes the characters are wearing, now, that's fine and dandy. On the other hand. Do you really need to tell me that the character is wearing high heel prada shoes and a gucci hand bag? I don't even know what the fuck either of those are. I've never even HEARD of "gucci", it sounds like some kind of gross sex toy or something. Sure it's nice you're adding in detail, but it's more like you're adding in your shopping list, and does not make me want to keep reading. That is all. Thank you.

I only read about half of your post because I was just about to go to bed but; Deleting all stories with characters under the age of 18 would remove a vast majority of some anime fandoms (E.G. Inuyasha wherein the main female character is 16 in the show, and is written as a 16 year old in most non-alternate universe stories) I don't see a problem with writing about under age people, it's better than actually doing it, and hey, if they're doing it because they actually want to do things to kids, it's better they write and get it all out, isn't it? But hey, that's their problem, and none of us should just assume that every person who writes about under age people wants to molest little boys. Hell, I find beastiality fucked up, and it's illegal in most places, but does that mean that you need to go through and delete every story you find involving intercourse with animals? SPEAKING of animals, here comes my cat telling me it's time to sleep. Goodnight.

No one else is grieving. Reminds me of a tomb stone in Arcanum! Here lies a man who died Nobody mourned Nobody cried How he lived How he fared Nobody knows Nobody cared D:

1970/80's-2008 My TV died today, he will be missed dearly, and given an appropriate ceremony. He practically raised me. :C

Different person, different person. ... Emerald is a troll against Diamond Diamond was the tracer Diamond got unbanned and the whole rainbow of trolls didn't. D: TASTE THE RAINBOW... lol http://emerald-inuyasha.deviantart.com/ http://sapphire-inuyasha.deviantart.com/ http://amber-inuyasha.deviantart.com/ http://ruby-inuyasha.deviantart.com/ http://neon-inuyasha.deviantart.com/ http://coal-inuyasha.deviantart.com/ And the original http://diamond-inuyasha.deviantart.com/ They're all banned, but it's still funny how many people made troll accounts just to tell one person to stop tracing and calling it original. :3

EncyclopediaDramatica is for 13 year old boys which makes me question why you're using an Aqua Teen Hunger Force avatar... Wait no, that's for 13 year old boys too.

Lol. A couple months back, a few friends and me decided to troll one of the people who does this. It went on for two days, and by the time it was done I had 3,000 page views, and over 200 comments in the journal, all by random people who saw what we were doing and joined in on the trolling. On day 2 my troll account, and the other person, got banned. Was pretty fun for the first day, though the second day was just excessive. Point is, only little kids agree with the little kids who trace all their Mary Sue characters. Sure, I have no original characters, well... One, but I've only drawn him twice so he doesn't really count, but most of my 'art' is photos, and fan art. (Which some of it looks traced, I'm just really good at drawing what I see, and horrible at drawing something from my mind.) Deviant Art sucks and I refuse to actually browse it, I check the first page every once in a while, and the people I watch, but then I rage at Naruto being the only thing on the front page.

But then I'd have to wait until tomorrow. ._. That's too long.

I just rode my bike fifteen miles all to send my girlfriend a letter, it's 98 degrees, I'm fucking dying.... See you on the other side... Tell my grand kids how I died. :: Dies ::

Good luck with that. :3 It'll give me a reason to play some arcade games again.

Well I check the arcade every once in a while to see how things have gone... It's been months and I haven't even played any of the arcade games, so my challenge to you use. Dethrone me. I will give 25,000,000 naughty points to the person who can put me in second place. That means that six of my high scores(Scratch that, just six of my scores.) need to be beaten, and the one who beats the most (Or if each person only beats one, the person who beats the sixth) will win 25 million naughty points. Good luck!

Well, I guess this is proof that people read stories they know they'll hate, just so they can bitch for attention.

And nothing of value was lost. Also go back to /b/, shitsux, etc. Those of us who went to the other boards and steered clear of /b/ (/h/, /v/, /tg/, etc.) can live without it.

I want hate reviews... They're fun to read because I don't care. Man I'd do anything for hate revie- Oh hey I'm done with my story, it's up in the Inuyasha section. :: Shameless promotion ::

Haha, yes, people are dumb. I once posted a short story, like, very short, and I had 50 hate comments in a couple hours. :3 I deleted it, was years ago too, but oh well, shit happens. I think I'll dedicate my rape/torture/death fanfiction to you, if you don't mind, hope you don't care about it being in the Inuyasha fandom. lol

Thanks for the good rant read. :3 I'm sorry that people are dumb. Now I feel like writing a graphic rape/death scene just for this reason. ._.

Well I'll be done with my current story in a half hour or so, so I'll be up for any requests. :3

It's not that she's spending time with her friends, she did that at school every day, and on the weekends. But now, I haven't seen or heard from her for 3 days even though I know she has computer access. (I check my deviant art every few days and she's one of the people I watch, and she uploaded something yesterday.) Okay so. Apparently by "from the time we woke up to the time we went to sleep" you thought that we never stopped being together during that time, of course not, she would occasionally walk over to her friends house for part of the day, ever few days, and yes she had school. But now that schools out I HARDLY see her. And like I said, even when I do see her, she seems like she'd rather talk to stupid emo kids and people she just meets, than talk to me. On MSN the last few times we spoke, there have been 20 minute-1 hour pauses between her replies, because she's talking to other people. Or hell, she gets back from being gone with her friends all day, we actually start talking like normal, then 20 minutes later her friends fucking call and want her to go somewhere else with them. And I know that one of them is doing it purely to spite me, but seriously, why do 16 year old girls want to go swimming at 10PM? :|