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Calanthee

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  1. Iam, what do you have against plant dicks, I know personally that some of them actually spread their brightly colorful petals and bloom, just like beautiful habiscus flower dripping with necter. Cal Ask the Wraeththu and they will reveal all!
  2. Calanthee

    Banned

    ....You do, so your banned for making me visualize what that shotgun with the silver shot, would do to my perfect soft shiny round butt that all the yaoi boy's envy. You would dare to do such attrocity to my itimate person I am shocked..... and I didn't know tenticules had a triger finger. Perhaps I should change your name to Poison Ivy? And bring you an imported box of Fresh Fertilizer to woo U properly.... that's it, I should change my approuch totally so I can have fresh flowers around the house. Cal
  3. Calanthee

    Banned

    Ima, you naughty instellar weed, your Banned for going after my big shy banana and endeavoring to take/eat him against will, see now he afraid he's just not use to hot Plant Girls from outer space of your furiousity and insatiablity! Me neither, I am shaking in boots at very thought, Cal NOW WHERE DID I PUT THAT WEED KILLER???
  4. Your very personal Nut Bumps... or do you call the Seed Pods! ARE they between your two biggest tenticules or at the end of them? Plant girl Curious, Cal
  5. So Iam your, sort of cross between thick tentical Ivy and a Petunia, good thing that I like to eat my veggies hah. Whither I stroke it or poke it Fun is where you find it. Especially if it goes with Snackies Cal
  6. Yupp,we agree on something! C
  7. Calanthee

    Banned

    My Sweet big Banana, El Bloomer, bans you to the hundreth level and all your little friends too, who dare to sides with you, since don't appreciate his healthy extended potential and complex calories that he can provides on a regular basis, you likely suck sour bitter lemons until your lips don't cum un-pucker for weeks at time. Cal I was born banned, so there
  8. Sound yummy to me where can I get some Leer Leer! You'd be surprised What Cal the big sport likes, appariently you haven't read my lovely profile... very versital and naughty Cal
  9. Calanthee

    Banned

    Girls, your both Banned for making me use my delete key over and over till its hanging by a thread and my little pinky is just about to fall off. You cruel female abusers You! Just for that I am giving YOu this disgusting Banana in all his awful glory I bet he twinkles in the sunlight and tries to bite you on the throat too when your not looking! More than slightly perturbed,Cal
  10. Perverted flirting = TEChno and Ima Yo stop filling my in-box with your damp girlish perverted dribbles, its making hair grow on my delete Key! Cal... Yuck! Ugg! girly
  11. Calanthee

    Banned

    "Promises Promises" Sounds like a fantasy cum true! But... unfortunately your banned for making teasing promises that you can't keep! And damn-it I'm disapointed! Poor Bored Cal
  12. Calanthee

    Banned

    BUCK Up... we're in a depression, nothing's worth what it use to be. ESpecially those things that are popular and well used... on a frequent basis! Banned for being naive,about the value of Money... your worth only a third of what your worth in this new expensive age... even with that kinky fetish sideline Charge! A War of Killer words...LoL I'm I making you mad yet... Sugar Butt? Well your the one who wanted to play??////???? Big wet sloppy Kisses, Cal
  13. Calanthee

    Banned

    Your Banned for being the Pot, and calling the kettle black..............
  14. Calanthee

    Banned

    Double because, Your banned because you seem to fear "Emoticons" you silly scariedy Cat. C
  15. Calanthee

    Banned

    You triple+ banned for being too short and to the point and not playing along! ...the day I sparkle I'll use a silver bullet on myself... so there babe Cal
  16. Calanthee

    Banned

    Yo Techno, I'm not really lost I'm hiding from Imasuky Lomae the Mistress and "purveyor of special Fetishes"! She likes to abuse me verbally and kill me often! Shoosh don't tell her what I said Or she will come after me. So what does it mean to be a Techno-Ninja? Do you carry a digital Shurikin [throwing-Star] or are you a Cyborg 1/2 Ninja and 1/2 Mechine. Sorry to be so curious, but I just can't help myself... its just the way I am. I ban me for being too curious Cal the undead gslinger, occasion wolf, and part time Assassin. Just give me a bullet and I'm happy. Undead maybe, but I never twinkle in the sunlight that's just disgusting.
  17. Yo, still laughing, I surrender you got me Ms Proveyor, this time good, its almost like dying at your hand again, surely your DATES end with certain amount of massive drippage, ergo my word is DRippage and CAl in certain Places, you'd never want to go!
  18. Calanthee

    Banned

    Banned for not banning me, the lost an ignored Wolfy
  19. Hello my sweet Purveyor of STrange Fetishes, up to no good as usual I see, go for it girl friend embrace the Darkness and be happy! Grrrrrrrr the forgotten undead Wolfy

  20. Dear Ima Darling, I'm sure its a teeny bit prickly on those pert nubbies of your victems, when you put sugar on those natural twin fem milk spicketts! Great new nick, its perfect for you, knowing your tendencies "Purveyor of... Fetishes" Yup its perfect for U and its not a bit "Strange" especialy for you, after all the name Red Riding Hood is too normal and boring. The lost and totally forgotten Wolfy! Sob! OOOPs nearly forgot my word too, can you say "Eatable Panties "boys and girls
  21. Dear DemonGoddess061, anyone over-reading this too!!! Thanks for adding me as a friend, went to add YOU too and discovered I already did it A WHILE AGO... YO TALK ABOUT OLD SHOOooooSH now ITS A secret.......................... ................. but its very likely I am oldest of the old on this board, I remember bread when it cost 25cents and there was penny candy. Do any of you know what a coal heater was? Oh I walked two miles to school and was chased by dinosaurs on the way... really only kidding very slightly. I am truly a very ancient fan person... and my Aff writer name is Gslinger, from the fact that my western relatives truly had real outlaws from the old west for neighbors! So ladies your just kids too me, please don't think of yourselves as old.... your "younger than springtime", as long as you let your feel that way! DemonGoddess061 and rest of you reading this.> >>To ALL... BE Happy and Healthy in 2010<< Ancient CAL the G
  22. Bronxwinch, One is never told old to indulge our wild and happy muses, for their of appreciation of hot classy elvish smut or any other kind! The day we allow ourselfs to get too old... were dead... so we might as be buried! Age is just a number not a lifestyle!!! Cal the Gslinger
  23. Perhaps its your fetish for creepy crawlie things Cal A very tight spidy suit and a cute round bottom + a little
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