Calanthee

...& Massive Nuclear Anal Dildo FART Buster

Beautiful Monster by Ne Yo

Such a throughly nasty little girl.... whatever will we do with you? Possibly Remember undead wolf's come back for more for we consume your angst! C

Short and thick, a real pile driver! So Ima dearest, speaking of short, where you been? It seems like you haven't been on my case for what seems like at least week....a whole long week. So you Went to the movies to see your favorite hero Justin Beiber and his fan club, I suppose? how awful Cal

Elf... what? shooosh... its totally a secret... they told me if anyone plays with or licks their pointed ears it turns them on and makes them (submissive and horny)These are the words choosen for the game Bad Cal

Cal [not staying on topic] I was hiking once on top of high narrow ridge at the top of a hill, and a large flock of white butterflys literally ran me down. But it didn't hurt though, it only made me giggle as they flew all around me and they brush up against me real close and personal, nor did they make the malicious attemp to knock me from the ridge... but persistantly they wanted to head exactly in same direction I was coming from and they didn't want to get out of my way. I guess if your going to have a collision with something... butterflys are a cool choice! Cal

A Doxy Hustling and displaying Butt.... Me

I'll try to remember that, if I get angsty on wine again LOL Cal

Dear Ladies, Guys, and those who aren't too sure or simply don't care: I appologise for drunkly starting this thread. I tried too erase all of it, but the stupid titles were sealed in there good and wouldn't go by-by, thus making the embarassed Cal look like an real asshole And creating a disturbance. Cal lost it for a day... and behaved badly. Then to make matter worse my computer went Blotto, so I couldn't get back in to this thread to make my most sincere appologies to you all... it took me all damn day to get the boggers/gremlins out of my computer. And Oh golly-gosh, now I am a complete nervous-wreck. And you think I am a terrible person for using those nasty rude words, you know the ones I mean, which were a little over the top. Try to forgive me, and I hope the snow storm isn't too bad in your area and your night and the following day are good, The remorseful and Red-Faced Calanthee

Sorry I drank too much, what I wrote needed to be deleted because, it would raise tempers and get my stories deleted. I value my stories over my selfish angst. Scold me if you must, silly Cal

sorry Ignor me I am drunk!

Yo Mistress Meany-Butt What-sit , it takes one dummy, to know one...you know! Clever Silly Evil Wolfy Cal, is in it for laughs... so there! I swish my handsome shiny long fluffy tail back and forth happyily, as I give your frowning face... with the tip my long hot wet tongue... several Big Nasty Snoggy Sloppy Kisses [are my association words] And I will do this just to try loosening you up a bit, Ima dearest, for you're as up-tight as a virgins thwat... surely you know what part I mean or would you like me to discribe it for you LOL its either,... the front door to heaven or the back door to hell.... AND BY THE WAY that's a great song title for AC/DC!!! Sincerely Cal, looking forward to your return insults, my darling, with happy glorous anticipation!

Contagous poppycock

Since most adult-oriented writers on AFF main aim is to write or verbalize something shockingly hot and sexy in their story, with all you sensitive reader/critics being so bazaarly particular and fussy about the words actually used. I don't see how any of these authors can ever truly succeed.... but alas yet they do, and thats because these more experienced writers... write what they feel is sexy to them personally and that's the only thing they can go by and that is the only thing that matters in the end, for you can't please everyone in the end. Words are like colorful paints on a artist's pallet the more you work and use them the better you get at adjusting hues, shades, and shadows. But still there is alway someone out there who enjoys being a critic just because he or she can. Don't let the critics discourage you, just do the best you can and remember some of these same cowardly critics probabley never put a pen to paper to write anything like a story. As for the critics that actually write and endeavor to teach or make suggestions... listen to what they have to say, don't be insulted by their thoughts and imppressions, but know in the end you are still the master of your own story or tale, so please and satisfy yourself first. Just know the difference between a proper choice of words and something that is utterly completely doppy, silly and certainly not sexy, it completely breaks the particular mood your trying to create. Don't be discouraged by anything or anyone. Keep writing, afterall, Calanthee needs NEW dirty stories to read!!!

YES, Master Oops I mean Mistress Cal I'd

A very scary Wife, I'd be forced to wear armor all the time, for she might take me out in temper tantrum fit. Cal

Sigh... its alright, Sugar Lips, I try very hard to please, to bad you don't appreciate me like you should! I was only trying to help you. Cal That's alright I associate you with the wordS: Big MEANY

Iam dearest, you need some new upgraded material, your getting too repeatious. Love Cal your Pal How about a Celestial Singularity. A gravity mouth of the universe, where things of matter are sucked in along with the light and never to be seen again, it has another name can you guess? Also some scientist think maybe what ever goes in one end, might come out at the other end of universe, just as if the big O'll universe was taking a huge massive matter dump. Hope I didn't over tax mind plant girl, but if you know the answer, I'll truly be surprise... please fan boys and girls don't help... or evil Cal will get you! just don't hurt yourself!!! OH! By the way my grovy dancing knows, but he's not teling.

"He inserted his hardness between the soft petals of her moist warm core and slide it slowly in and out with careful enthusiasm!" What do you people have against poetic metaphors? Already? Accept for Hard Meat Stick, which is just nasty! Cal

Gee-weez! After that compliment??? I need to come up with something truly smutty and mysterious to satisfy your great expectations, but no fear, BronxWench, Calanthee is constantly "UP" for the challenge, since he hangs out with slutty little fan girls & fan boys on AFF all day, and they have taught him everything he knows.... yeah! That's it! Their the ones totally respondsable... for sure. So I got your back and will post the new mysteries soon Respectfully, Calanthee

Yes she should have to create the next naughty mystery for us to uncover! Unless you force me to write of the Mysterious naughty fetishes of the famous: The Butcher, The Baker, and The Candlestick Maker. As for the lusty affairs of the Tinker, the Tailor, and the slutty Milk Maid, I think its too hard core for AFF I'll just have too refrain myself and behave! Bad Cal and his dancing PS What's a Mystery Forum without a Mystery???

Horay Salute WE have a winner! BronxWench Your 100% Correct, and now we know what you do with the mayo in a pinch

Hey Plant Lady, Your Banned because your making me jealous of your seeming "budding and blooming" relationship with Techno(she too nice for you)= while I on the other hand am less nice & "more slutty", like you! The Forgotten Cal I alway did think plants were promiscuous and couldn't keep their petals and tendrils to themself for long.