Shinju

. . . guilty. G/NG: of wanting to experience bondage???

^ BANNED for the excessive cheese cravings that have caused me to ban myself!!!

^ Oh yeah, well BANNED for excessive cheese cravings! Wait a minute, that would mean I'd be banned too . . .

I'm so hot, the people around me suffer from a little something called "Jaw Drop Syndrome."

your mom. Just kidding. House on Haunted Hill (1958) with Carolyn Craig who was also in . . .

Not guilty . . . wait, let me think . . . . definitely not guilty. G/NG: of asphyxiophilia???

Oooh, last night I had a dream that I actually got laid.

^^ Best dream ever!!! I wish I would dream of Alan Rickman.

Simi-guilty. You regret it immediately afterwards, but years later, after the hormones have died down, you realize that you did the right thing because they were a chump. G/NG: of knocking down someone's sand castle???

An airborne hot coal???

:::Catches inflatable Godzilla::: Hey, baby, what you doin' tonight??? :::Chucks a Swedish made penis enlarger:::

Heh heh, seeing as where that thing landed, it was actually kind of fun. :::Pokes person below with an attack panda:::

CORRECT! maidenhair???

I invented wombats. There, I win!

If _____ or _____ knew how much I liked men over 40, I probably would have gotten laid already.

I used to wander around my old condo nude, knowing that people could see me.

^^ Heh heh, watermelon seed, that's a good one. Babies are made when two adults get very, very drunk.

I'm so hot I can make women ejaculate.

Almost wish I was guilty, but not, not guilty. G/NG: of getting it on with someone you shouldn't have.

^ BANNED for banning me.

P0rn0grahpic material always warps ones views of reality. The sad thing is that it really doesn't go away, so think long and hard (no pun intended) about what you put into your head.

Because I'm so there right now. I don't know what to do. I swear to God, I just might jump on anyone. I'm that desperate. Dusting off the birth control pills, just in case I do.