Melrick

Both the lizard and millipede fought hard for their lives, but they didn’t reckon with someone as stubborn as me.  And millipedes that large do not go down easy, let me tell you!  If it could have given me the finger, it would have.

Both the lizard and millipede fought hard for their lives, but they didn’t reckon with someone as stubborn as me.  And millipedes that large do not go down easy, let me tell you!  If it could have given me the finger, it would have.

Yep, the tarantula became friends with my shoe.  Screw putting it outside.

Yep, the tarantula became friends with my shoe.  Screw putting it outside.

Yep, the tarantula became friends with my shoe.  Screw putting it outside.

Yep, the tarantula became friends with my shoe.  Screw putting it outside.

Actually, if the shoe fits, you really need to shake it out before putting it on; in case either the lizard or worse yet the tarantula decided to find someplace quiet to take a nap.

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The spider must have crawled within centimetres of my feet as well.  He won’t be doing any crawling anymore though.  Oh, I did find a huge millipede on my bed once.  While I was in it.  That was surprising.

Happy birthday to you!  I hope it was a good one. 

That’s always my definition of a good day, and uneventful one!

When it comes down to it, only you know what’s the best decision for you. If your friend can guarantee you’ll be on third shift with him, so you can get a ride home, and if you think you can handle the pace of the work, then you might be happier at Amazon.
The thing is, employers tend to take a dim view of people quitting and then looking to return because they found out the grass over at Amazon really wasn’t any greener than the grass at Wallyworld. It never hurts to have a Plan B in case you decide to make the move to Amazon, and it doesn’t work out for you.

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The spider must have crawled within centimetres of my feet as well.  He won’t be doing any crawling anymore though.  Oh, I did find a huge millipede on my bed once.  While I was in it.  That was surprising.

That confirms it! Melrick is an evil Disney Princess, since apparently he stomped the giant spider 

What can we say @Melrick?  You’ve obviously got good taste!

Have you left anything edible laying around that room?  Like a human?

Sorry, not sorry!   I mean, if the shoe fits… or in this case a footlong lizard and a giant tarantula….   

Yeah, I’d have just burnt the house down at that point. 

lol Okay, I guess I’ll stick with what I’ve got.

lol Okay, I guess I’ll stick with what I’ve got.

I’ll trade you my bent spine that doesn’t quite work normally.  I’ll have your left leg because it might be better than my gammy left knee.

I’ll trade you my bent spine that doesn’t quite work normally.  I’ll have your left leg because it might be better than my gammy left knee.

I think it’s often pretty fascinating.  I also enjoy the fact that art snobs hate it. lol

I think it’s often pretty fascinating.  I also enjoy the fact that art snobs hate it. lol

Happy to see that you two are still around, no matter what it may be that you’re doing.

Sorry we left you out.  We’ll do better next time.  lol