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  1. Melrick

    Any Aussies in the path of the floods, remember, if the authorities say to leave then you should LEAVE! You can't hold back a flood.

    1. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Water is wicked. Stay high and dry. :(

    2. Melrick

      Melrick

      Thankfully we're just awful wet here, without flooding.

  2. Melrick

    I hope people had a good Australia Day yesterday.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      'Twas my baby brother's birthday... so yes. Hope yours was fun! :D

  3. Melrick

    Oh it's 110F outside? I hadn't noticed. #sarcasm

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I really would swap with you... We're having a very brief flirtation with the upper 40s and then it's back to cold again.

    2. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      I'd rather keep the cold....

  4. Melrick

    So, it's after midnight now. Thank god that shitty year is finally over. And here's hoping this one is better.

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Happy New year, and we all deserve a good one. I think we've earned it, a few times over.

    3. Melrick

      Melrick

      Happy new year to you both, too.

    4. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      Agree with all of the above! Happy New Year!

  5. Melrick

    This will be the first Christmas since dad died, and it's right on target to be just as hideously depressing and god-awful as the last one. I would like to put in a request for someone to shoot me in the head please.

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    2. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      I think I'm going to have ask you guys to line up for me guys... O.o

    3. Melrick

      Melrick

      I just want to drive and never stop. Or sleep and not wake up.

    4. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      mmm, seeing as how you live on an island, Melrick, the driving bit might be tricky... unless you just drive in a big circle. *hugs*

  6. Melrick

    Christmas, the time of the year Satan gets a lot of letters from dyslexic kids.

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    2. Melrick

      Melrick

      Don't look at me.

    3. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      thumbtacks work just as well, don't they? :D

    4. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Duct tape. The choice of pit fiends everywhere.

  7. Melrick

    So THAT'S what Milk Duds are! And I just found out what Baby Ruth, Butterfingers and 3 Musketeers chocolate bars taste like.

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    2. Melrick

      Melrick

      Kitkats and Crunch we have have, don't know what 100 Grand is and Reeses I've tried.

    3. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      100 grand is like a crunch bar blown up around caramel.

    4. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Peanut butter M&Ms. :D

  8. Melrick

    Quote of the day: And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." but John came fifth and won a toaster.

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    2. kagome26isawsome

      kagome26isawsome

      lol

    3. ApolloImperium

      ApolloImperium

      Well dammit - I was late to the party and got noffin!

    4. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Trust me, if I was 30 years younger, I might have gone for the eternal life....

  9. Melrick

    Life, one damn thing after another.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Yikes?

    2. ApolloImperium

      ApolloImperium

      ^ What she said

    3. Melrick

      Melrick

      Serenity now! That's what I'd like. Nice, calm, peaceful serenity, with nothing ELSE going wrong, just for a change.

  10. Melrick

    And now our fridge/freezer has stopped working. 2012 can kiss my arse!

  11. Melrick

    One odd thing that's only recently occured to me... since my dad died in March, I feel guilty about still being alive.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      That's a normal part of the process of grieving. But speaking as a parent, as much as I hate knowing that my children will mourn for me one day, that is far better than my outliving them. I'm not sure I could bear it. I nearly lost my daughter a year and a half ago, and I'm still reeling from that.

  12. Melrick

    Nearly 3 months since dad died and I guess I'm not going to stop reliving that horrible Friday in hospital. That's disappointing, since it makes sleep difficult.

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    2. The-Bat-Lady

      The-Bat-Lady

      Your very welcome, and I wish you the best of luck with whatever you do in life. ^_^

    3. Melrick

      Melrick

      Thanks. :-)

    4. The-Bat-Lady

      The-Bat-Lady

      You very welcome. ^_^

  13. Melrick

    The damn cockatoos are eating our mandarin's. Bugger off ya feathered bastards!

    1. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      I have that issue with squirrels and my peaches. :(

    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I have a blue jay who digs up my planters hiding peanuts.

  14. Melrick

    Ah Eurovision Song Contest, the year would not be the same without your mixture of weird songs, bizarre outfits and annoying hosts.

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    2. Melrick

      Melrick

      Because we're awesome, that's why. lol

    3. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      I can't stand the damned thing. It has managed to hijack my birthday for a few years, or the nearest weekend at least.

    4. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I find it oddly refreshing that we do not hold the patent on idiotic television programs.

  15. Melrick

    Any Harry Potter fans signed up for that Pottermore website yet? If so, is it worth it?

    1. Danyealle

      Danyealle

      yes, and I had a great deal of fun with it. Just waiting for them to post up the 2nd book now

    2. Melrick

      Melrick

      I decided to join up. It is rather fun, isn't it.

    3. Danyealle

      Danyealle

      it is! It's like a giant hidden object game where you learn interesting things. It's fun to play

  16. Melrick

    Happy birthday to me, etc.

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    2. Danyealle

      Danyealle

      Happy Birthday!

    3. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      oops! forgot to say it here! Happy Birthday!

    4. Melrick

      Melrick

      Thanks for all your birthday wishes! I appreciate it. :-)

  17. Melrick

    Don't you hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus?

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Perkele.

    2. Daye

      Daye

      i see what you did tiara

  18. Melrick
    http://cookingwithcum.com/ A cookbook for semen-based recipes? I guess you can't get any more organic than that.
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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      As long as no blue cheese is involved....

    3. JayDee

      JayDee

      If it's blue, the doner needs to see a doctor. Probably silver poisoning.

    4. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      At least it's tons of protein, right?

  19. Melrick

    I finally tried blue cheese for the first time tonight. Sweet dancing jesus that's awful!

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    2. Melrick

      Melrick

      I tried it for a couple of reasons: firstly, I'm a cheese lover; and because of the comments some have made about it being surprisingly nice. I now know these people to be insane.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Now if you like brie, Saint Andre is a nice triple cream brie...

    4. Daye

      Daye

      what? blue cheese is nice. Stilton. or St.Agur... *feels v alone*

  20. Melrick

    Another trip to hospital tomorrow. Have I mentioned how much I FUCKING HATE hospitals now?

    1. ApolloImperium

      ApolloImperium

      I hope whatever the reason is, that your trip goes well.

    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      You and your family are always in my thoughts, Melrick. As hard as it is, remember to look after yourself as well.

    3. Melrick

      Melrick

      It's meant to just be a follow-up examination regarding his jaw, and they promise that the wait should only be about half an hour! Sure, and I'm a small lump of cheese named Harold.

  21. Melrick

    Dear god, this is so utterly exhausting. I need to sleep for a week or two.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      The hardest part is remembering to take care of yourself, too.

    2. Melrick

      Melrick

      Boy, you're not wrong there. It's easier not to.

  22. Melrick

    5 hours in an emergency ward! A new personal record! At least it ended with us FINALLY finding a good doctor and saying that he wouldn't leave hospital this time without his jaw being sorted out PROPERLY.

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    2. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      At least you've finally found a good doctor this time. There is that.

    3. ApolloImperium

      ApolloImperium

      I'm with them - I hate ER's! If the ones there are anything like the ones here, I'm glad you finally got someone competent!

    4. Melrick

      Melrick

      Oh I'm sure ER's are the same everywhere, EXCEPT the ones on TV!

  23. Melrick

    When is dad going to realise he's now weak and unsteady on his feet? Going face first into the driveway might mean a broken jaw now. It just doesn't get any better...

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    2. Melrick

      Melrick

      3 hours in a hospital waiting room, so we're improving! And it is indeed 2 breaks. Also, thanks for your hugs and best wishes. I could do with a hug.

    3. ApolloImperium

      ApolloImperium

      If only they could be live hugs, but you know you've got 'em from us virtually at anytime you need them!!

    4. Melrick

      Melrick

      I wish so too. And thanks.

  24. Melrick

    Seeing my dad look better today than he has in many weeks can't help but give me some encouragement.

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    2. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      *hugs and cookies* good to hear that, Melrick. I'll keep you guys in my thoughts.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Melrick, that's always good to hear. Let's hope it continues!

    4. Melrick

      Melrick

      Thanks everyone. More good days to follow, I hope.

  25. Melrick

    Spending an entire day sitting or standing in an emergency ward isn't as much fun as it sounds.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      No, it isn't. I'm sorry to hear that you needed to do that. :(

    2. RogueMudblood

      RogueMudblood

      Having been in the emergency room - on both sides of that equation - it doesn't sound like fun at all. 'M sorry. :hug:

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