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  1. Aaaaaaand RIP Debbie Reynolds.  Wonder who it’ll be tomorrow.

    1. pippychick

      pippychick

      Terrible… my heart is breaking for Todd Fisher today, who has lost his sister and his mother in such a short space of time. :(

    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Honestly, it feels like a generation is disappearing. :(

    3. pippychick

      pippychick

      It really does feel like that, I agree. Not that a generation hasn’t lost all of their heroes before, but it’s usually spread out a little more than this.

  2. RIP George Michael.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Please, PLEASE let 2016 end now…

       

    2. pippychick

      pippychick

      I can’t stop swearing… :(

    3. Melrick

      Melrick

      The year ends as it began, David Bowie in January and George Michael in December.  And SHIT loads in between.

  3. 108F is not the sort of temperature I want.  I want winter temperatures, or at least our version of winter.  Come on winter!

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    2. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      aw man Melrick that sucks to not have a/c

    3. pippychick

      pippychick

      Awww… you are right, though – you are not missing that much. Once you’ve done with the snowman building, and the falling and playing, and the sledging, and the tickling touch of snow on your face and eyelashes there’s not much left that’s good about it. As soon as you need to go to work, or go anywhere for any reason, you’ll find the public transport system has ground to a halt. The roads are full of idiots who’ve taken the car out and got stranded, making it all but impossible to get around for people who <i>do</i> know how to drive in it. So you walk, but the pavements are covered with compacted ice four inches thick (and that is not nice to fall on!). The hospitals fill with people who’ve broken arms and legs. The entire world turns into a giant freezer for weeks while it melts into filthy sludge, even if snow doesn’t fall again. No matter how many pairs of socks you wear, your feet are always freezing (your toes to the point of pain). Your hands are cold and your fingers hurt, so you wear gloves which don’t really help, and as you go about your business it’s like wearing a bundle of candy floss on each hand, making it impossible to do things like eat, write, go through your wallet to pay for a hot drink, hold a hot drink…

      Having said all that… heat without aircon sucks :( A few years ago I went to Spain where they had a similar temperature and the AC was broken in our villa. I spent the whole week in the villa, out of the sun, wearing a succession of frozen tea towels on my head, interspersed by endless cold showers. My hair was wet through for the whole seven days. You have my sympathy. *pets*

       

    4. Melrick

      Melrick

      I know only too well what your trip to Span was like, because I do stuff like that every summer. lol  And I only want to visit snow, I sure as hell don’t want to live in it!  You can keep all that crap to yourself. lol

  4. The Gympie Gympie, a rather cute sounding name for a plant.  This tree grows in rainforest areas of Australia and has stinging leaves so horrendously agonising that it can even kill a human.  If you are lucky (or is that unlucky?) enough to survive, then the agony can last weeks or months and can reoccur over and over again for years.  In fact, just breathing near this plant is ill-advised.  That’s a hell of a plant!

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I’ve never had an urge to explore rain forests anywhere on the planet, and it’s things like this plant which reaffirm my decision. :blink:

    3. pippychick

      pippychick

      The way things are going, I am surprised we haven’t seen it featured in “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!” where the celebrity has to navigate a grove full of these trees to get a plastic yellow star at the other end which will buy them a pound of brown rice for camp. Our television is like Rome and the collusseum all over again.

    4. Melrick

      Melrick

      Actually, there’s more than a few celebrities I’d enjoy watching do that, now that you mention it.

  5. It’s not my birthday, but I just wanted to take a moment to thank my mum for squeezing out my 11 pound 5 ½ ounce hulking frame naturally all those years ago.  And my 11 pound brother, 11 pound other brother, and 10 pound sister.  All naturally.

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    2. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      holy hell!  your mum is superwoman!

    3. Melrick

      Melrick

      And she’s not a big woman, either. lol

    4. pippychick

      pippychick

      Can I just say: Ouch! And I’ve never even given birth… your Mom is amazing <3

  6. A local woman turns 104. The secret to her longevity? "Lots of sugar, salt and chocolate, Weet-Bix for breakfast, and no exercise whatsoever". I'm on track to reach 120 then.

    1. CL Mustafic

      CL Mustafic

      Darn, I was hoping she would have said cigarettes and wine because then I'd be immortal :D

    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Well, I gave up the cigarettes, but what CL said! :D

  7. Heh, Google searches in America for "How can I move to Canada" have spiked since the Super Tuesday results. Sucks to be you lot. lol ;-)

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    2. Melrick

      Melrick

      You should come to Australia, especially if you're not fond of snow. We also treat our politicians with the contempt they deserve.

    3. sumeragichan

      sumeragichan

      yeah... The moonbats and crazies have descended. Australia and Canada seem pretty good. Anyone need a nurse who has training to deal with almost the full spectrum of issues?

    4. Melrick

      Melrick

      Nurses are always welcome here.

  8. I love my mum to bits, but CHRIST she can be frustrating sometimes! If being stubborn was an Olympic sport, she'd be a guaranteed gold medal winner.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Patience is essential. Often entirely absent for me, but essential. My mom takes gold in complaining, btw.

    2. Melrick

      Melrick

      I think I'd rather stubborn than endlessly complaining.

    3. BronxWench
  9. I recently wrote a story about someone hacking into a hospital to remotely kill someone, and now tonight I see an episode of CSI: Cyber that covers the same idea! People will think I nicked the idea now. lol

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    2. pippychick

      pippychick

      Stephen King had something similar happen, and he ended up withdrawing a book over it. I forget which one now.

    3. pippychick

      pippychick

      Ah, my mistake. I thought you meant it had happened somewhere. I'm blaming elves for putting me off.

    4. Melrick

      Melrick

      Well the thing is, I uploaded my story before the episode appeared here, but I don't know how far behind America we are with the episodes.

  10. I have a love/hate relationship with my computer. Love it intensely when it's working; detest it when it's not. But at least it's working again... for now.

  11. Another 110F day, but this time topped by a lovely southerly change cooling things down. Nothing like a good southerly after a steaming hot day!

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Wait, you think 50F is freezing cold? :D

    3. Melrick

      Melrick

      Yep, that's a freezing cold day for me. lol

    4. BronxWench
  12. 110F is quite hot enough, thanks very much.

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    2. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Have you relocated to the first level of hell by chance?

    3. Melrick

      Melrick

      It sure as hell feels like it sometimes. And it's not even summer yet.

    4. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      Egads, Mel - do not go outside!

  13. So, for the rest of my mum's life, any time she gets sick - no matter how mild - I'm going to get horrendously stressed, yes? Yup, that's what I thought.

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    2. Melrick

      Melrick

      Thanks. And I can only try, I guess.

    3. pippychick

      pippychick

      I'm sorry for it, Melrick, but I know from experience that these kinds of reactions can't be "logicked" away, and it's very frustrating. I have a couple of practical tips for when you are stressed though. If you look up when you breathe, it will open your airways and you'll get more oxygen, which may help to calm you. Also, cross your arms over your body and stroke the outer edge of your upper arms with your fingertips - it's very calming and comforting. I hope tho...

    4. Melrick

      Melrick

      I'll try it. Hopefully it'll help to some degree.

  14. Happy Mother's Day to my mum!

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      A very happy Mother's Day to her from me as well! :)

    2. Melrick

      Melrick

      The same to you!

  15. Mum's pace maker is in and she's now back home. Here's hoping she can now have some kind of quality of life again.

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    2. Melrick

      Melrick

      Fingers crossed. It won't stop me from worrying for a good long while though.

    3. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      Of course it won't stop the worry, but at least it's no longer a mystery illness. Knowing what's wrong means it can be treated. :)

    4. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      And it will give mum a chance to regain her strength and enjoy life again. :)

  16. Looks like mum's getting a pace maker.

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    2. Melrick

      Melrick

      The pace maker has been installed and it looks like she'll be coming home tomorrow. They didn't even need to knock her out to put it in. The things they can do these days.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      That's wonderful news! :D

    4. pippychick

      pippychick

      That's fantastic! :)

  17. My days of being able to go on holiday are behind me now. I can't leave an elderly, increasingly fragile mum home alone anymore. She has to come first.

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    2. Melrick

      Melrick

      Here's hoping that won't be for a good while yet.

    3. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      Your mom is lucky to have you Melrick. You're a good son!

    4. Melrick

      Melrick

      Well... I'm not very good with compliments so I'll just poke my tongue out instead. :-P

  18. No sleep at all last night, 6 hours in the emergency ward because of my mum falling ill, and my favourite author, Sir Terry Pratchett, dies. Not been a good day.

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      ::hugs:: It certainly can, but we do the best we can for them.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      How's your mum doing?

    4. Melrick

      Melrick

      Doing better than she was. But the older a person gets, the harder illnesses hit them and the longer it takes for them to bounce back.

  19. *sigh* Okay, let's try and get this clear yet again. AdultFanFiction is in NO WAY connected to FanFiction.net, nor has it EVER had any connection to FanFiction.net. Ever. Like... EVER! NEVER EVER! EVER!

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I'd take that sort of winter! Here, that would be freakish warm in winter. :lol:

    3. pittwitch

      pittwitch

      We need to figure out how to ship some of this whiteness to Melrick!

    4. Melrick

      Melrick

      Cool weather arrived here, yippee! So has rain, but I'll take that.

  20. In the Games archive, the "Dragon Age: Origins" category has now been changed to "Dragon Age (all)".

  21. Still sad about Robin Williams. Life was happier with his presence, sadder with his absence.

  22. Headache? Pliny the Elder recommended sufferers tie a foxes genitals to your forehead. Let me know how that goes.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      No, thank you. I'll stick to large doses of ibuprofen and a nice hot cup of coffee, if it's all the same...

    2. Lucy Ash Hawthorne

      Lucy Ash Hawthorne

      I will stick to my meds if you don't mind

    3. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      Naproxen works wonders....

  23. Why the hell can't I fold clothes? When mum does it they look perfect; when I do it, they end up looking like I simply rolled them up into a ball.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Part of it is the fabrics of different items of clothing. Part of it is a combination of geometry and engineering. The rest is simply being mum.

  24. Going bald? Here's a cure from 1748: Take an ounce of pulverised cat shit, mix it with the juice of onions and rub into scalp. You can thank me later.

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    2. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      I think I'd rather look into some scalp tattoos… or a bad toupee :D

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Tattoos. Definitely tattoos.

    4. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      I'd shave my head and turtlewax it

  25. A happy Mother's Day to my mum!

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