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  1. http://cookingwithcum.com/ A cookbook for semen-based recipes? I guess you can't get any more organic than that.
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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      As long as no blue cheese is involved....

    3. JayDee

      JayDee

      If it's blue, the doner needs to see a doctor. Probably silver poisoning.

    4. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      At least it's tons of protein, right?

  2. I hurt my back.  More than normal, that is.  Feels like someone stabbed me in the back, several times.  And one of the fans in my computer is buggered and sounds like someone’s got a playing card in the spokes of a bicycle.

    You’ve got to laughed!  Well it’s either laugh or cry, and I’d rather laugh.

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    2. Melrick

      Melrick

      I don’t know who Brienne is but I appreciate the offer. lol

    3. pippychick

      pippychick

      Off topic, but you guys… giving NZ a run for their money… :wub:

       

    4. Melrick

      Melrick

      And as every right thinking Aussie said at that announcement: About bloody time!

  3. The duodenum is a C-shaped section of the small intestine that connects directly to the stomach. Medical text books generally state that digestive juices and enzymes from the liver, gallbladder and pancreas empty into the duodenum to aid digestion.  Gallbladder?!  That’s literally nothing more than a reservoir for the bile given to it by the liver! Stop giving the gallbladder credit for something it doesn’t deserve!

    Okay, medical rant over.

  4. You can't go wrong with Red Dwarf!

    That'll confuse people who don't know what that is. lol

  5. 10:30am and it was already 105F.  This is going to be a great day...

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    2. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      You’re welcome to move… currently it is windy enough to make the rain come in sideways, and a balmy 1°C :D That’s 33.8°F for you temperature challenged folks :P 

    3. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      @Melrick Steaks?  A little aluminium foil, and should be able to cook it as desired.

    4. Melrick

      Melrick

      @WillowDarkling Oh stop, you’re making me jealous! lol

      @Desiderius Price  That would have probably worked.  Although much like our lawn, my appetite dries up in extreme heat.

  6. 108F is not the sort of temperature I want.  I want winter temperatures, or at least our version of winter.  Come on winter!

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    2. DemonGoddess

      DemonGoddess

      aw man Melrick that sucks to not have a/c

    3. pippychick

      pippychick

      Awww… you are right, though – you are not missing that much. Once you’ve done with the snowman building, and the falling and playing, and the sledging, and the tickling touch of snow on your face and eyelashes there’s not much left that’s good about it. As soon as you need to go to work, or go anywhere for any reason, you’ll find the public transport system has ground to a halt. The roads are full of idiots who’ve taken the car out and got stranded, making it all but impossible to get around for people who <i>do</i> know how to drive in it. So you walk, but the pavements are covered with compacted ice four inches thick (and that is not nice to fall on!). The hospitals fill with people who’ve broken arms and legs. The entire world turns into a giant freezer for weeks while it melts into filthy sludge, even if snow doesn’t fall again. No matter how many pairs of socks you wear, your feet are always freezing (your toes to the point of pain). Your hands are cold and your fingers hurt, so you wear gloves which don’t really help, and as you go about your business it’s like wearing a bundle of candy floss on each hand, making it impossible to do things like eat, write, go through your wallet to pay for a hot drink, hold a hot drink…

      Having said all that… heat without aircon sucks :( A few years ago I went to Spain where they had a similar temperature and the AC was broken in our villa. I spent the whole week in the villa, out of the sun, wearing a succession of frozen tea towels on my head, interspersed by endless cold showers. My hair was wet through for the whole seven days. You have my sympathy. *pets*

       

    4. Melrick

      Melrick

      I know only too well what your trip to Span was like, because I do stuff like that every summer. lol  And I only want to visit snow, I sure as hell don’t want to live in it!  You can keep all that crap to yourself. lol

  7. 113F today, 115 at least tomorrow, the same the next day.  This without A/C.  I just hope it doesn’t kill mum.

  8. 23rd of March is 5 years since my dad died.  Sometimes that seems like so long ago, other times it seems like only yesterday.  At least I now know you never truly get over the death of a parent, no matter how much time passes.

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    2. Melrick

      Melrick

      It's funny, when you're a child you think your parents are immortal. It's quite a shock when you finally realise they're not.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      And when you realize how much you still need them, despite how adult you might be.

    4. pippychick

      pippychick

      :hug:  We had them for a while, and they were great. I’ll always love my dad too.

  9. A bird recently shat on my head.  Apparently that’s lucky, although I can’t say it felt lucky at the time.  Still, perhaps the lucky bit was that it was a seagull and not one of the 28lb pelicans we were surrounded by.

    1. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Oh, the puns that can be had here… I think I’ll hold off…. :)

    2. Arian-Sinclair

      Arian-Sinclair

      sea, but eye’m not one to hold back from puns. I might even make it a gull to throw around as many puns as possible. XD 

    3. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Resisting…. trying to avoid temptation …. about how shitty the day’s going, or how the head is full of it… resisting.

  10. A conspiracy theory says that Australia doesn’t actually exist.  Well, that’s… concerning, since I actually live there.

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    2. Praetor

      Praetor

           An island that’s also a nation and a continent does seem a little too fictitious.  No, that can’t be right.  Hugh Jackman is real, is he not?  Now New Zealand on the other hand, I’ve never actually seen someone from there...

    3. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      @Praetor Hobbits are very good at making sure they’re not seen, that’s just in the nature of a hobbit.

    4. Melrick

      Melrick

      I’m just glad my girlfriend isn’t Australian.  At least she isn’t imaginary.

  11. A fun, if painful, fact: a Kiwi’s egg is so large that its human equivalent would be a mother giving birth to a 6 year old child.

    1. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      And we wonder why kiwi haven’t taken over the world. Yeesh. If that were true for humans, I’d have remained childless quite happily.

  12. A lady by the username of Maidenhair, who used to be a regular on here years ago, has sadly passed away.  She was a funny, selfless person who was always willing to help others.  56 is way too young.  RIP Linda.

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    2. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      I never met her either, but may she rest in peace. :hug:

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      May she be at rest, and may her loved ones find peace. :hug:

       

    4. JayDee
  13. Aaaaaaand RIP Debbie Reynolds.  Wonder who it’ll be tomorrow.

    1. pippychick

      pippychick

      Terrible… my heart is breaking for Todd Fisher today, who has lost his sister and his mother in such a short space of time. :(

    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Honestly, it feels like a generation is disappearing. :(

    3. pippychick

      pippychick

      It really does feel like that, I agree. Not that a generation hasn’t lost all of their heroes before, but it’s usually spread out a little more than this.

  14. And I’m back in action again.

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Seriously… I’d be pissed at the shop for not checking both HDs thoroughly.

    3. pippychick

      pippychick

      Damn… sorry Melrick. From bad to worse :(

    4. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      If you can, backup your data.

  15. And now I’ve had my colonoscopy without anesthetic.  The procedure itself wasn’t a problem at all; the hours of horrific diarrhoea before it, on the other hand, now that was nasty.

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Dear gods, man! You’d best keep us posted as to the results, although I imagine it’s going to make one hell of a photo album. 

    3. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      I’ve had a few of those but never under anaesthesia. They usually give me a mild sedative that helps me relax, but I’m usually chatting away with the doctor and nurse, and watching the monitor while they do it. But I absolutely agree with you on the preparations. To describe it in a very vivid phrase, it’s like shitting the fires of Hell… :devil:  I’ll admit, the last two times I’ve gone in, my gastro told me not to prep, and I felt SO sorry for him. But he’s the expert, so he should know why he didn’t want the prep done… :D 

      But please, keep us updated on the capsule’s journey, that will be a hoot to read, I’m sure :D 

      Also, on a more serious note, I hope you get the all clear and that everything will be alright :hug: 

    4. Melrick

      Melrick

      I’ll be sure to keep you all updated. lol

  16. Around this time last year, we were dealing with devastating fires and serious water restrictions.  Now we’re having record rainfalls and devastating floods.  At least you can’t say we don’t have variety in Australia!

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    2. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      And my friends in NSW posted on FB yesterday, that there’s now also a plague of spiders running away from the flooding…  So, good luck with that, Melrick!

    3. kagome26isawsome

      kagome26isawsome

      omg a plague of spiders and mice! remind me never to visit austraila! but be safe Melrick! guess i wont complain about the weather either

    4. Melrick

      Melrick

      lol I read about the spiders.  I’m not bothered by spiders, so that doesn’t worry me.  Well, as long as the deadly ones stay outside.

      Today was a day of sunshine!  Actually sunshine!  Man that feels good.  Some areas got 1 metre of rain in a 7 day period, which is about 3.3 feet.

  17. Australian’s yesterday voted to have marriage equality.  About damn time.  Now it’s up to the useless politicians to actually put it into action.

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    2. pippychick

      pippychick

      Ah… now I get the picture. *nods*

      Just turning up to claim their salary, are they? Yep. Sounds like a group of politicians I know too. And a bunch of unelected idiots whom I will never, ever, meet. And if I did meet them, the title I’d give them wouldn’t be the one they were used to. With the possible exception of Lord Adonis, who is invariably an incredible disappointment every time you see his picture alongside his name. *sighs* I might be tempted into sarcasm with that one.

    3. WillowDarkling

      WillowDarkling

      I’m just going  to say congratulations, Melrick, it’s fantastic news, and hopefully the politicians will be quick to put it into law, as the people want them to. :congratualtions:

    4. Melrick

      Melrick

      They’re saying they’re hoping to have the legislation in place by Christmas.  Yesterday was a good day for Australia, actually.  Marriage equality, and Australia won its soccer match, thereby qualifying for the World Cup!  Woohoo!

  18. Computer my computer back today but after 3 days of solid testing, they weren’t able to replicate the problem.  The only variable was that they used their on monitor rather than mine of course.  But if there’s a problem of some kind with my monitor then they clearly wouldn’t have found it.  I have a feeling the problem hasn’t gone away so now it’s waiting time to see if and when it does it again.  If it does then I’ll take the computer and monitor up and they can check things that way.  Damn this is frustrating and stressful.

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    2. Melrick

      Melrick

      But now there’s this waiting game, and damn is it stressful!  I need my computer to DE-stress, not add to it. 

    3. pippychick

      pippychick

      Hope it doesn’t reoccur… there’s always the chance it didn’t cope well with the heat you had recently.

    4. Melrick

      Melrick

      But you’d expect it to misbehave during the heat, though, not after it.  I’ve had it going for about 8 hours today and I haven’t notice it do it.  Weird.

  19. Got my computer back now.  Microsoft Windows 10 updates are the spawn of the devil.

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    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Or, if I need to shut off the machine, right now, but windows decides that’s a wonderful time to install an update… it’s like, damn, I don’t have to option to even defer it to the next boot.  (My desktop is dual boot, linux vs windows, and a quirk of the motherboard lets me use a slider switch to choose between the two.)

      If you get fed up with windows, one can try one of the Linux distributions (Mint is a typical “safe” choice).  Mine, Gentoo, is very rough, however, it doesn’t mess around when I tell it to do something; ie, shutting down doesn’t bog me down with all those “do you want to save” or other dialogs, it shuts down as instructed.

       

    3. Melrick

      Melrick

      No wonder I have a headache.  Microsoft is enough to give anyone a headache.

    4. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      For a short while, with win 7 and 8.1, they seemed to start getting it right, so much so that I had switched my desktop to windows due to a rather intractable technical difficulty that made Linux really tough to get working properly (new hardware and something I hadn’t dealt with before), and this was after more than a decade with Linux.  However, they soon began pushing windows 10, very aggressively, effectively forcing the switch, and that told me enough to double my efforts to get Linux back.  Once I can afford new hardware, I’m divorcing the two, and will go back to dedicated separate linux/windows machines.  (I still need windows, from time to time, both for games and tax software.)

  20. Having lunch at McDonald’s today with mum, and the young, attractive teen-aged girl at the counter was happy and smiley and giggly while serving me, and was checking me out the whole time we were there, constantly.  And this isn’t the first time I’ve noticed teen-aged girls checking me out, and they’re always attractive.  And I’m always puzzled!  Why the hell would an attractive teen-aged girl check out a 40 year old man, 45 as I am now?  And there is definitely no mistaking it for what it is.  I guess I should be more flattered than confused, but confused is much more accurate.  Girls are confusing!

  21. I had a gastroscopy done yesterday, without any sedation, since I needed to drive myself home afterwards and carry on looking after mum.  That was… unpleasant.

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    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Hopefully I’m never cursed by one of these procedures, but now I know to opt for the sedation.

    3. Wilde_Guess

      Wilde_Guess

      With rare exceptions, when sedation is offered, it’s like Yogi Berra’s fork in the road.  You take it.

    4. Melrick

      Melrick

      Drugs are your friend, at least in these situations! lol

  22. I had a mini break alone last week.  I had dinner at a fancy Italian restaurant.  Everyone around me was eating fancy meals with glasses of wine and champagne that they were clinking together.  I had pizza, mousse for dessert and a mug of hot chocolate.  I’m a takeaway and fast food joint kind of guy.  These are not my people.

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      If you wind up back this way, we’ll go to JG Melon’s again, for a good burger and perfect Key Lime pie :lol: 

    3. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Years ago, while visiting a friend & his GF, we went into a steak place, pretty fancy, one look at the menu prices ($50 to start), it was like “nope”.  Went back to go with a frozen pizza (cooked, of course), way better decision.

    4. Melrick

      Melrick

      JG Melon’s burger was genuinely the best burger I’ve ever had, and that key lime pie was sublime!  btw, we wouldn’t call anything like that a pie here, we’d call it a tart.  A pie is only something with a filling inside a pastry thing, like a meat pie.

  23. I know nothing about Gridiron, as we call it down here, but this little fact I learnt today blew me away: an average game only contains 11 minutes of action.  11 minutes!  That’s astonishing to me.  That contrasts to rugby league that we play down here which is two 40 minute halves, each half essentially non-stop action.

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    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I think I’m smitten! I’m going to have to read up on rules, and then watch more, but this looks far more interesting than I’d imagined. Thank you! :lol:

    4. Melrick
  24. I think my cat was bitten by a spider, but the tough old bastard somehow survived.

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    2. Melrick

      Melrick

      Btw, the name “Darwin’s Law” would work on two levels.  The capital city of The Northern Territory, which is up the Top End where all the crocs are, is called Darwin.  Drop them off there and tell them it’s okay to go swimming in any of the waterholes in the area.  The reality is that only the insane would go swimming in anything vaguely wet up there.

    3. pippychick

      pippychick

      Excellent! If we add whale hunters to the mix, we could intimate that there are whales in the water. Nice early pay off for the viewers.

      Green whales, with lots of teeth.

      I actually love crocodiles. There was a program on not long back here called Spy in the Wild, and they put two cameras in fake baby crocs, and left them to see what happens to real babies. And when they all hatched, their mother (who’s been waiting for them) picks them all up in her mouth and carries them to the water where they’ll be safe. They’re all there, peeking out of this weird natural cage between her teeth. Most amazing thing. Especially since when I was a kid, nature documentaries were still telling us all that crocodiles didn’t care for their young at all.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bVZeOt7bCw

       

    4. Melrick

      Melrick

      I’ve seen that show.  Very interesting.  They used to think crocs ate their babies, because they saw them pick them up in their mouths, and they couldn’t entertain the idea that these giant, savage creatures could possibly be that gentle with their young.

  25. I’m back… again.  But it’ll take a bit of time to work out if everything truly is running normally again.

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