Keith Inc.

"you are /quite/ the little hentai. so shocking... "

Um...i don't even know what that is supposed to mean.

I LIKE it, but i don't understand it.

Business trip involved a complete and surprising cessation of internet activity.

Bleck.

Have to travel again tomorrow.

Bleck-bleck.

Grudge? You? For winning a duel i started?

Well, that's refreshingly random...

Hey, you learned me something good. Now i add 'you won' to the message line of the fight reports i send.

Thanx.

I'm an error?

Seems likely, really.

I wonder if you timed the attempt to perfectly match my own resurrection?

Wel, thanx.

Oh, sure. Jump the guy as he reels back from my attack.

Glad to know SOMETHING good came from that butterfingered trip of mine...

Well, you're one of the few players with enough hit points that i get more than one EXP for killing you. Everyone under Laaerie is too small to be worth my time.

Except every tenth level, when i just HAVE to see that 'you have reached your limit of 90 kills' message.

Yeah, you won.

I don't bother to send 'i won' messages to fill up a person's inbox. But if someone manages to beat me, i figure they might enjoy knowing that.

Hey, feel free. I have the memory of a goldfish, so it's not like you'll be EXTRA threatened when you catch up...

password

Quite the rise in ranks.

Um...are you on purpose now guildless?

Well, there's a long, lovely period there where your number of attacks and the number of opponents available mean that you go up a level about every time you play. Then you rise above the mortals....

Yes. Statistical analysis of my success rate overall compared to my inability to do more than make you stumble slightly to the side reveals that you have probably sold your soul to Cheney...

Yes....?

You probably shouldn't attack me on the days i actually eat my veggies.