Keith Inc.

“Thanks, but your editorial efforts are not necessary.  I have three editors who will beet me with a riding crop every time i make a grammer misteak.  So far, they have not begun to suspect that i disperately NEED those beetings!  STOP CRAMPING MY SEX LIFE!”

Frankly, i don’t think you sound like an asshole if you say, “Thanks, but I already have an editor.”  

Link them to the forum where they can offer their services as an editor.

Write a chapter where an uninvited editor is eviscerated by rabid deer ticks.  LOTS of rabid deer ticks.  Maybe as a side note, or something reported on the TV in the background, or a story told around a campfire.  Misspell Camphire.  Make the uninvited editor’s last act on earth to be correcting the spelling of camphire.  If they still don’t get the connection, then all bets are off and it’s time for chainsaws.

I agree with Jem.

I write what i want to write, let others tell me if it's good or if they have no taste.

Just write.

I sit and type everything that comes into my mind. After a while, the muse gets tired of 'Is this working i don't konw if this is working it is boaring ah! i said boaring! like screwing a pig into a wall what an image can i use it? naw. God this is boring.

Then she gets pissed and give me the next chapter.

Contrats!

Now your life is over...

(says the father of three)

I've grown comfortable with some of the stuff that pops into my head...i just publish it in way, way, way weird fetish sites, under an assumed species, and walk away. I mean, after the Lamia and Sphinx sexing, and Noah's Ark, there's stuff i'm embarrassed to be associated with. STill have to write it, though.

Good luck with the mutant plot bunnies

Well, if she's so toxic, maybe she yells at him if you don't get her a gift. Get her a gift for his sake. Or, tell him to buy the gift and put your name on it...