magusfang

Yep Bad Teacher!

Ooohhhhhh, sniper got a gold star! He's special, I never get gold stars

hey I'm relatively healthy, just ny back is a little sore...

I've been trying but Max and crew are not cooperating...thats right I just passed the buck to make believe people

so two guys are standing on a roof arguing about whose penis is bigger (yeah i know) so the inally decide to whip em out and see for themselves. Fist guy whips it out and suddenly looks over the edge, "Damn I think I hit the window washer!" He turns and sees his friend is dancing to and fro, "What the hell are you doing?"
"Dodging traffic!"
or
A guy walks in to the bathroom and up to the urinal and starts whizzing, h decides to be funny so he laughs softly, "Man the water in these things is so cold!'
The guy next to him nods and replies, "Yeah, don't mind that so much but all the bend in the pipe is a pain!"

the crowd went nuts when I killed the dogs, what would happen if I start killing horses?

there is no such thing as a perfectly good aircraft unless its parked on the ground
wish i would have seen that sooner
calvery lol

i was running ducting under the cabin. Women...

so not going tunisia, had enough deserts for a while...like forever

close, still stuck on cliff hanger...it won't be too bad this time, but gotta get it set up for 11

Thanks sniper, but I got a good bunch here. They tease but I know they love me; besides it's never dull with these goofs

Hey now, no whip cahins or paddles jeez

there is no such thing as a perfectly good aircraft unless its parked on the ground
wish i would have seen that sooner
calvery lol

i was running ducting under the cabin. Women...

so not going tunisia, had enough deserts for a while...like forever

i was running ducting under the cabin. Women...

so not going tunisia, had enough deserts for a while...like forever

Thanks sniper, but I got a good bunch here. They tease but I know they love me; besides it's never dull with these goofs

welcome to my world!

i've decided that i don't want to risk a second of the time i have left with my family. if there's anything i regret about my life its all the time i spent away from them, everything i missed, never again so dont worry about me.

oh there will be sex and twists, hell i'm not even sure where the story will go

ok, Shadows chapter 9 is up, sorry, no sex in this one but its hard to do in the middle of a battle

Kari read your post and rolled her eyes "Men pfft"
then looked at me, "Don't even think about it!"
"yes dear, whatever you say dear!" was my only response LOL

be careful she doesnt put you down, break your legs would be an effective way to keep you home
LOL

i've decided that i don't want to risk a second of the time i have left with my family. if there's anything i regret about my life its all the time i spent away from them, everything i missed, never again so dont worry about me.

yep, been for 16 years so I think we'll keep her.

she's a wild one, but we wouldn't have her any other way
get out of my head....but no close though...actually no...
god, i'm such an ass

oh there will be sex and twists, hell i'm not even sure where the story will go