Desiderius Price

I want to wish a happiest of birthdays, to our magnificent @BronxWench 
May the day be wonderful and full of delight. And here’s to another full circle around the sun.   
All gifts in the form of shimmering gold and very sparsely clothed pretties that we may have in our possession, especially of the impish and the elvish variety, will be happily accepted. Gold will be kept, but pretties will be returned, unscathed and very exhausted. 

I hate having to write “storyline calendars” for fanfiction, especially when the original author could care less.  But not writing the calendars is even worse. (Sigh.)

“I hereby curse thee to always burning thy bacon.”

“I hereby curse thee to always burning thy bacon.”

What I say: “Are any of you injured?” Amir asked.
What my phone hears: “Are any of you injured? I'm your ass.”

Guess I’m a bit of a slacker this month, only 129k written

Happy Turkey Day everybody (though I’m opting for pork loin this year).  🦃

Happy Turkey Day everybody (though I’m opting for pork loin this year).  🦃

Happy thanksgiving eve! also have a happy and safe thanksgiving! 

https://icelandmonitor.mbl.is/news/news/2023/11/10/threat_of_civil_protection_declared/
Yeah… so, the parental units and baby sis with her fam are all living in the town next to these, and the threat of an eruption is growing larger, so I’d greatly appreciate all and any vibes of the good and safety kind to be sent their way if you can spare them, and if you have any gods or goddesses that you are on friendly terms with I’d also appreciate any pokes you’d be willing to give them on my family’’s behalf. This shit is getting scary now that the threat of an eruption is so close to town. Thank you, all. 

Happy halloween
blessed Samhain!
 

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That fun, awkward moment when you introduce alternate realities, and now need to keep the characters sorted between them.

Spent a coupled days in Williams. Its touristy place celebrating route 66 but it feels like a small town pearled in time. The gateway to the grand canyon lol.

“Human Treats now made with 99% recycled humans.”

Another passing of Dumbledore, the second actor Michael Gambon 1940-2023.

So uh, manager got axed but she decided to deadman’s switch and nuke alot of other...enjoyers of group extracurricular activities by sending evidence to HQ directly….
And I knew none of this and walked straight into the aftermath of the hidenburg.
There’s burning bridges… And then there’s nuking the thing.
So the fallout has yet to be determined but on the other hand kinda have to respect going out on your own terms via nuclear fission.

Another passing of Dumbledore, the second actor Michael Gambon 1940-2023.

Feeling a bit… old when somebody review comments that they were born eight days before I first published the story.

Feeling a bit… old when somebody review comments that they were born eight days before I first published the story.

Note, disillusioning your girlfriend in her basketball game is NOT fair competition.

“It’s a foolproof plan.”

“It’s a foolproof plan.”

“It’s a foolproof plan.”

“It’s a foolproof plan.”