Desiderius Price

When it rains, it pours, and wished it really did!  My pickup truck breaks down on the way into work    Had to walk over an hour home, with the existing sunburns from Friday, not pleasant.

From FB, but still…

From FB, but still…

From FB, but still…

Sunburns are good things, happy things, ought to make you feel good.

So, no, positive thinking can’t overcome everything.

Sunburns are good things, happy things, ought to make you feel good.

So, no, positive thinking can’t overcome everything.

One more step down.  The cover art is done
oh lord… I can almost believe its happening

Pro tip: Do not french kiss the cobra.

Pro tip: Do not french kiss the cobra.

Pro tip: Do not french kiss the cobra.

Ebook Launch is a go
So far they’ve been helpful and professional.

Making Progress. Slow progress but a step is still a step by any measure
@BronxWench you were right It was way more cost effective to buy 10 ISBNS
I feel like that’s how they suck you in. Well you only wanted one but….
You got the rest of your life to use the rest of them ahaha.

That moment you’re rewriting a death scene and realize you should remove all sugar bowls from the house, just in case the perp drops by for a visit…..

That moment you’re rewriting a death scene and realize you should remove all sugar bowls from the house, just in case the perp drops by for a visit…..

This summarizes up today, though it omits the gaming distraction….

My story “The Cartooniverse Mother-Daughter Crossover Sextacular” references 75 different cartoons from every era. My thought this morning: “It’s like I was trying to ruin as many childhoods as possible.”

This summarizes up today, though it omits the gaming distraction….

This summarizes up today, though it omits the gaming distraction….

Grr… I hate getting flame/troll reviews (on FF.net, not here)…

Grr… I hate getting flame/troll reviews (on FF.net, not here)…

Offering Sorrow is complete and it’ll be awhile before I return to this particular verse.

Happy Amexit day everybody!

I wanted to share a real zinger for anyone who needs a laugh today. For this to make sense, you need to know three things: 1, I'm bi with a very supportive straight husband; 2, I'm in the closet IRL because of homophobic loved ones, and 3, I'm "out" online under my pen name. Oh, and 4, my husband Cold is an adorable smartass.
I spent some time today working in our big hall closet, up on a stepladder. When I heard Cold come through the front door, I warned him to be careful coming through the hallway because "I'm kinda in the closet."
   "Kinda?" he retorted. "You're entirely in the closet." 
   I could hear the unspoken bi joke like a cat hearing a can opener. "I'm only in the closet IRL," I reminded him, "online, everyone and their gay stepdog knows I'm bi." 
    Cold poked his head around the door. "Either you're in the closet or you're out of the closet," he teased me. "You can't be both. You're not Schrodinger's bi."
 And that's how I realized it is entirely possible to laugh yourself right off a ladder, and that, despite getting older, Cold IS still able to catch me before I can fall on my oversized rump. I'm still grinning about this, and it's been over an hour!

Nearly done with the last preview.
 
But here’s a writer question isn’t it a nice thing to do to put your manuscript through spellchecker/grammarly so your editor doesn’t hate you? You know catch the obvious errors first.

Note to self, I can’t keep adding inches to this character’s todger every time he visits the hospital wing!