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    pippychick got a reaction from DemonGoddess for a status update, I’ve been trying to write Elrond/Celebrian all day, despite frequent interruptions, a   
    I’ve been trying to write Elrond/Celebrian all day, despite frequent interruptions, and I have to say, while she is a dreadful tease, he can really tie her in knots with words when he puts his mind to it… Surprised me when I started noticing it, but then I suppose it makes sense, him being such a diplomat and all.
    Yes, this means I am writing heterosexual romance… hold the press.
    It also means I have broken into your box and eaten your chocolates, CL… I was writing het, I was desperate. I will get you some more
     
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    pippychick got a reaction from JayDee for a status update, Now that I’ve gotten over my childishness earlier, on this Thanksgiving day, I am toy   
    Now that I’ve gotten over my childishness earlier, on this Thanksgiving day, I am toying with the idea of writing a comedy/horror story where the ranks of the ghosts of the working class, past and present, conspire to terrorise their enemies. Wherein the first idiot to say: “Yeah, but they’ve got a widescreen tv to watch Jeremy Kyle on!” will be decapitated by a horrifically angry child in rags. Where London’s biggest Waitrose branch becomes a food bank. And every beautiful old building we’ve got that’s been converted into a luxury anything is immediately reclaimed as a public library/art gallery/place to hang out.   
    Those hiding in the Ritz and Harrods will find themselves in a converted factory, on an production line where they have to sort stones from pebbles as piecework. Forever. The first of them to say: “I’ve worked hard for what I’ve got.” will lose a limb, teaching them a valuable lesson about what they’ve actually got, and how little it relates to imaginary work that they’ve never had to do. Until now.
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    pippychick got a reaction from DemonGoddess for a status update, Now that I’ve gotten over my childishness earlier, on this Thanksgiving day, I am toy   
    Now that I’ve gotten over my childishness earlier, on this Thanksgiving day, I am toying with the idea of writing a comedy/horror story where the ranks of the ghosts of the working class, past and present, conspire to terrorise their enemies. Wherein the first idiot to say: “Yeah, but they’ve got a widescreen tv to watch Jeremy Kyle on!” will be decapitated by a horrifically angry child in rags. Where London’s biggest Waitrose branch becomes a food bank. And every beautiful old building we’ve got that’s been converted into a luxury anything is immediately reclaimed as a public library/art gallery/place to hang out.   
    Those hiding in the Ritz and Harrods will find themselves in a converted factory, on an production line where they have to sort stones from pebbles as piecework. Forever. The first of them to say: “I’ve worked hard for what I’ve got.” will lose a limb, teaching them a valuable lesson about what they’ve actually got, and how little it relates to imaginary work that they’ve never had to do. Until now.
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    pippychick got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Now that I’ve gotten over my childishness earlier, on this Thanksgiving day, I am toy   
    Now that I’ve gotten over my childishness earlier, on this Thanksgiving day, I am toying with the idea of writing a comedy/horror story where the ranks of the ghosts of the working class, past and present, conspire to terrorise their enemies. Wherein the first idiot to say: “Yeah, but they’ve got a widescreen tv to watch Jeremy Kyle on!” will be decapitated by a horrifically angry child in rags. Where London’s biggest Waitrose branch becomes a food bank. And every beautiful old building we’ve got that’s been converted into a luxury anything is immediately reclaimed as a public library/art gallery/place to hang out.   
    Those hiding in the Ritz and Harrods will find themselves in a converted factory, on an production line where they have to sort stones from pebbles as piecework. Forever. The first of them to say: “I’ve worked hard for what I’ve got.” will lose a limb, teaching them a valuable lesson about what they’ve actually got, and how little it relates to imaginary work that they’ve never had to do. Until now.
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    pippychick reacted to Melrick for a status update, It’s not my birthday, but I just wanted to take a moment to thank my mum for squeezin   
    It’s not my birthday, but I just wanted to take a moment to thank my mum for squeezing out my 11 pound 5 ½ ounce hulking frame naturally all those years ago.  And my 11 pound brother, 11 pound other brother, and 10 pound sister.  All naturally.
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    pippychick reacted to BronxWench for a status update, A very happy Thanksgiving to all who are celebrating today. I’m grateful for family,   
    A very happy Thanksgiving to all who are celebrating today. I’m grateful for family, and friends, and that includes the family I’ve found here at AFF. 
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    pippychick reacted to GeorgeGlass for a status update, I have managed to resist the urge to write an F/F fic about Michelle Obama and Melani   
    I have managed to resist the urge to write an F/F fic about Michelle Obama and Melania Trump’s transition meeting.
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    pippychick got a reaction from DemonGoddess for a status update, Frankie Boyle. Please don’t ever stop. Quote Trump alienated the Republican base. The   
    Frankie Boyle. Please don’t ever stop.
     
     
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    pippychick reacted to BronxWench for a status update, Happy birthday to our very own DemonGoddess061! Huzzah!!   
    Happy birthday to our very own DemonGoddess061!  Huzzah!!     
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    pippychick got a reaction from CL Mustafic for a status update, Frankie Boyle. Please don’t ever stop. Quote Trump alienated the Republican base. The   
    Frankie Boyle. Please don’t ever stop.
     
     
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    pippychick got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Frankie Boyle. Please don’t ever stop. Quote Trump alienated the Republican base. The   
    Frankie Boyle. Please don’t ever stop.
     
     
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    pippychick got a reaction from JayDee for a status update, Frankie Boyle. Please don’t ever stop. Quote Trump alienated the Republican base. The   
    Frankie Boyle. Please don’t ever stop.
     
     
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    pippychick got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Goodbye, Leonard Cohen; thank you, and peace to you. 2016 continues to march... On re   
    Goodbye, Leonard Cohen; thank you, and peace to you.
    2016 continues to march... On remembrance day, too. It seems as appropriate as any of the other insane things that have happened lately.
    “They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old,
    Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn,
    At the going down of the sun, and in the morning,
    We will remember them.”
    At the two minutes silence today, it’s obligatory to look back, but recent events might cause a few of us to look forward.
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    pippychick got a reaction from CL Mustafic for a status update, Goodbye, Leonard Cohen; thank you, and peace to you. 2016 continues to march... On re   
    Goodbye, Leonard Cohen; thank you, and peace to you.
    2016 continues to march... On remembrance day, too. It seems as appropriate as any of the other insane things that have happened lately.
    “They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old,
    Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn,
    At the going down of the sun, and in the morning,
    We will remember them.”
    At the two minutes silence today, it’s obligatory to look back, but recent events might cause a few of us to look forward.
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    pippychick got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, I have like a million things to post, but I am lazy. Also, one of my fillings fell ou   
    I have like a million things to post, but I am lazy. Also, one of my fillings fell out. What is *wrong* with today?
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    pippychick got a reaction from Darkalley_Muse for a status update, If I keep watching these anime things, I’m going to learn selected bits of Japanese b   
    If I keep watching these anime things, I’m going to learn selected bits of Japanese by exposure, but everything I learn will just make me sound like some Japanese version of Papa Lazarou. i.e. “You’re mine now.” “You belong to me.” “It’s quite swollen.” “Don’t worry… I’ll enjoy myself.” “That’s a nice moan you have.” All I need do is learn how to say: “You’re my wife now, Dave!” and “Where’s the toilet?” and the transformation will be complete.
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    pippychick reacted to BronxWench for a status update, ::takes daft one’s car to be inspected:: Daft one (calls on cell phone): How’s the ca   
    ::takes daft one’s car to be inspected::
    Daft one (calls on cell phone): How’s the car?
    BW: Almost done, but babe, they need to replace the muffler. It’s all banged up and loose, like you backed into something, or someone backed into you…
    Daft one: Oh, yeah. I backed into something.
    BW: 
    This is why I love our mechanic, who takes the daft one in stride.
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    pippychick got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, If I keep watching these anime things, I’m going to learn selected bits of Japanese b   
    If I keep watching these anime things, I’m going to learn selected bits of Japanese by exposure, but everything I learn will just make me sound like some Japanese version of Papa Lazarou. i.e. “You’re mine now.” “You belong to me.” “It’s quite swollen.” “Don’t worry… I’ll enjoy myself.” “That’s a nice moan you have.” All I need do is learn how to say: “You’re my wife now, Dave!” and “Where’s the toilet?” and the transformation will be complete.
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    pippychick got a reaction from CL Mustafic for a status update, If I keep watching these anime things, I’m going to learn selected bits of Japanese b   
    If I keep watching these anime things, I’m going to learn selected bits of Japanese by exposure, but everything I learn will just make me sound like some Japanese version of Papa Lazarou. i.e. “You’re mine now.” “You belong to me.” “It’s quite swollen.” “Don’t worry… I’ll enjoy myself.” “That’s a nice moan you have.” All I need do is learn how to say: “You’re my wife now, Dave!” and “Where’s the toilet?” and the transformation will be complete.
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    pippychick got a reaction from Darkalley_Muse for a status update, That moment when you go searching for explicit yaoi manga to read because you’ve deve   
    That moment when you go searching for explicit yaoi manga to read because you’ve developed a sudden addiction, and end up on a threatening webpage, then have to allow AVG to remotely access your machine that’s full of dark slash stories, and are hoping they won’t notice. Frightening. I have learned my lesson. Mostly. At least my internet history was all google searches about “what to do when AVG stops working”
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    pippychick got a reaction from DemonGoddess for a status update, That moment when you go searching for explicit yaoi manga to read because you’ve deve   
    That moment when you go searching for explicit yaoi manga to read because you’ve developed a sudden addiction, and end up on a threatening webpage, then have to allow AVG to remotely access your machine that’s full of dark slash stories, and are hoping they won’t notice. Frightening. I have learned my lesson. Mostly. At least my internet history was all google searches about “what to do when AVG stops working”
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    pippychick got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, That moment when you go searching for explicit yaoi manga to read because you’ve deve   
    That moment when you go searching for explicit yaoi manga to read because you’ve developed a sudden addiction, and end up on a threatening webpage, then have to allow AVG to remotely access your machine that’s full of dark slash stories, and are hoping they won’t notice. Frightening. I have learned my lesson. Mostly. At least my internet history was all google searches about “what to do when AVG stops working”
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    pippychick reacted to CL Mustafic for a status update, So I guess my lucky streak continues… I just got offered a contract to publish Fallin   
    So I guess my lucky streak continues… I just got offered a contract to publish Falling for Him!!! Off to celebrate with a bottle of wine! 
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    pippychick got a reaction from BronxWench for a status update, Currently writing extremely drunk-pretending-to-be-an-adolescent!Thranduil… and naugh   
    Currently writing extremely drunk-pretending-to-be-an-adolescent!Thranduil… and naughty!Elrond... *smirks* I might end up being the only person who likes this. *writes it anyway*
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    pippychick reacted to DemonGoddess for a status update, Today’s upgrade went MUCH better!   
    Today’s upgrade went MUCH better!
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