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GeorgeGlass

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    GeorgeGlass got a reaction from CloverReef in I’m supposed to be writing right now. Because I said so. But nobody tells me what to   
    I sense conflict within you.
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    GeorgeGlass reacted to CloverReef in What happens when I make my grocery list in Google Docs on my phone: I start typing “   
    Jeez, I’m lucky I don’t write on my phone. Just a lot of F bombs and the word Peen. They’ll probably just think this phone belongs to a 13 year old boy. 
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    GeorgeGlass reacted to FairySlayer in What happens when I make my grocery list in Google Docs on my phone: I start typing “   
    Yikes! I hope you keep it locked, but if someone was looking over your shoulder you could just blame it on Facebook ads or something.
    My problem is that while most people worry about their web history, I’m always terrified someone will get hold of my custom spelling dictionary. The horror!
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    GeorgeGlass got a reaction from BronxWench in My friend had knee replacement surgery, and we finally got the Jeep windshield replac   
    @CloverReefNothing is foolproof. Most things are fool-resistant at best.
    @KurahieiritrGlad things are looking up.
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    GeorgeGlass got a reaction from CloverReef in My friend had knee replacement surgery, and we finally got the Jeep windshield replac   
    @CloverReefNothing is foolproof. Most things are fool-resistant at best.
    @KurahieiritrGlad things are looking up.
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    GeorgeGlass got a reaction from CloverReef in Spent 45 minutes hanging out under a bridge today. Note to self: Check the friggin’ f   
    As I was crouching under the bridge – where at least a little of the rain was still able to reach me – I thought, “If a billy goat comes along, I’m frickin’ eating it.”
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    GeorgeGlass got a reaction from FairySlayer in Spent 45 minutes hanging out under a bridge today. Note to self: Check the friggin’ f   
    As I was crouching under the bridge – where at least a little of the rain was still able to reach me – I thought, “If a billy goat comes along, I’m frickin’ eating it.”
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    GeorgeGlass reacted to CloverReef in Spent 45 minutes hanging out under a bridge today. Note to self: Check the friggin’ f   
    … I was expecting billy goats in this story. 
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    GeorgeGlass reacted to FairySlayer in Spent 45 minutes hanging out under a bridge today. Note to self: Check the friggin’ f   
    Just be glad the Troll Trace guy wasn’t there for you.
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    GeorgeGlass reacted to JayDee in Spent 45 minutes hanging out under a bridge today. Note to self: Check the friggin’ f   
    I literally clicked it for the billy goats and now I feel like I have been the victim of a troll!
    So that’s actually worked out ok. But, honestly, the next user along will be bigger and meatier than me and make a much better…
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    GeorgeGlass got a reaction from BronxWench in Have just noticed that when the program was run (or however it worked!) to move tags   
    If Minor½ were a tag, I’d probably have used it by now. (I’m sure at least some readers would agree that in utero sex deserves its own trigger tag.)
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    GeorgeGlass reacted to CloverReef in I saved a spider from the bathtub twice today. He gets in there and runs frantically   
    @GeorgeGlass I've had enough spiders in the middle of the night drop onto me to know they agree with you. 
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    GeorgeGlass got a reaction from Arian-Sinclair in I saved a spider from the bathtub twice today. He gets in there and runs frantically   
    Hey, using your cleavage as a snare is a perfectly valid spider-hunting technique.
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    GeorgeGlass got a reaction from BronxWench in I saved a spider from the bathtub twice today. He gets in there and runs frantically   
    Hey, using your cleavage as a snare is a perfectly valid spider-hunting technique.
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    GeorgeGlass reacted to BronxWench in I saved a spider from the bathtub twice today. He gets in there and runs frantically   
    “And I’ll wear a nightie!” Because nothing says prepared for monster hunting like a negligee...
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    GeorgeGlass reacted to JayDee in I saved a spider from the bathtub twice today. He gets in there and runs frantically   
    I prefer spiders to literally everything they eat.
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    GeorgeGlass reacted to JayDee in If you were a demon, just recently raised from the dead, like within the last hour, a   
    “Man, what a day I had. In show and tell, this demon turned up. Brought in a one tonne Hellhound Pupper. It was still less of a disruption than Cadence McMahon and her ultra-rare Pokemon Go! find.”
    “Oh my god! Are you serious? Which Pokemon did she have?”
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    GeorgeGlass got a reaction from Arian-Sinclair in If you were a demon, just recently raised from the dead, like within the last hour, a   
    If I know nothing of the world, then I will go to the nearest elementary school, cram myself into one of the tiny chairs, and drool acid on the faux-wood table in front of me while the teacher nervously tries to read us Charlotte’s Web.
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    GeorgeGlass got a reaction from CloverReef in If you were a demon, just recently raised from the dead, like within the last hour, a   
    If I know nothing of the world, then I will go to the nearest elementary school, cram myself into one of the tiny chairs, and drool acid on the faux-wood table in front of me while the teacher nervously tries to read us Charlotte’s Web.
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    GeorgeGlass got a reaction from BronxWench in If you were a demon, just recently raised from the dead, like within the last hour, a   
    If I know nothing of the world, then I will go to the nearest elementary school, cram myself into one of the tiny chairs, and drool acid on the faux-wood table in front of me while the teacher nervously tries to read us Charlotte’s Web.
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    GeorgeGlass reacted to Desiderius Price in If you were a demon, just recently raised from the dead, like within the last hour, a   
    Aw, so you’d be more into a demon to cause a bus load of people to suddenly strip?   Though if you’re looking for extreme fun, the pervy demon could simply use its powers in various high schools.
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    GeorgeGlass got a reaction from CloverReef in Hmm…. what should I do when there’s a tropical storm with my name on it?   
    Go for the trifecta: Watch the Weather Channel while drinking a bottle of Coke with your name on it.
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    GeorgeGlass got a reaction from Arian-Sinclair in Hmm…. what should I do when there’s a tropical storm with my name on it?   
    Go for the trifecta: Watch the Weather Channel while drinking a bottle of Coke with your name on it.
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    GeorgeGlass got a reaction from JayDee in Hmm…. what should I do when there’s a tropical storm with my name on it?   
    Go for the trifecta: Watch the Weather Channel while drinking a bottle of Coke with your name on it.
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    GeorgeGlass reacted to Melrick in My mom died this week. She had been on a downward spiral since my dad died a couple o   
    Damn, I’m really sorry to hear that.
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