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  1. Gay male/yaoi - pretty standard 1

    lesbian sex/yuri - again pretty standard 1

    BDSM - 1 possibly 2 depending on the method used.

    Double Penetration - 2 pretty standard in both mediums.

    Tranny - also one of mine so I'd put that at 2 - who doesn't love Tim Curry dressed up (enough said :P ) should specify, if by tranny you mean transsexual rather than crossdresser (since not all have undergone full procedure) then 4 bit more unusual.

    Threesomes - 1 it's pretty standard though as you say some people can get a bit psycho

    Non Con - hard one to rate. Provided it is with adults 2. Can't rate for non adult as I have very strong opinions against that.

    Voyeurism - 1 just look at True Blood stats. Says it all.

    Daimonophilia - 1 who doesn't?

    Wonders if there is anything nowadays that really stands out as being an unusual fetish. Was surprised the anemophilia was ranked high as I always considered that to be standard.

    Another of mine is growling.(human) - It's completely ordinary but a deep, sexy growl and I'm putty.

  2. What about people [male/female] who's sexually attracted to [male] transvestites? What's their orientation?

    I'm doing this for research. I'm getting the urge to write something with transvestites (see personal limits thread)

    I'm a female who prefers transvestites and I'm straight. It's the look, the feel of the clothes on the guy and it's a little naughty. There are some guys that go way overboard in my opinion with makeup that resembles pat butcher which do nothing for me but the ones that are clearly guys (that I find attractive) I prefer dressed up.

  3. The UK is very much a nanny state. I hate it. I grew up when it was acceptable for a policeman to kick you up the ass if you spoke out of line let alone the wallopings your parents would give you. There was more discipline and the kids generally behaved better. We still had bullying and fighting but you would seldom hear a child cussing. I refuse to let anyone other than myself teach my daughter what is right for her and her moral code. I set up boundaries of acceptability and she follows them. I'm a very liberal mother (and single parent) but my daughter rarely drinks, doesn't sleep around (she's 16 and in uk that is rare), she doesn't swear in front of me, she says her manners and is polite to strangers. She doesn't bully or have racist or prejudiced views. She's not perfect but I think she is one damn fine daughter. If I left it up to the government to teach her, I dread to think how she would turn out. Not only would she have no individuality, she would have a warped sense of right and wrong.

    As for the hidden meanings inside works of literature and art, I think sadly many people skip over them when there is something erotic that appeals to them. Personally, I like finding the hidden meaning in things (3 little pigs, big bad wolf, one could say that it refers to the holy trinity and the devil.)

  4. I had a wee read and totally agree. I don't know what happened to half my commas. For some reason they don't always get added after editing, but I re-edited and double checked. Hopefully, it reads better now. I also added a bit more detail which I think fleshed it out a wee bit better.

    In my vision of the story it was a regular man that had lifted the window up, so that he could get in, but I like how you were able to take something else from it. I hadn't even thought of vampires but after reading your comment, I could see it as clearly.

    What I like about writing in the first person is that it allows the reader to be the main character, rather than the observer. :)

    Thank you for taking the time to review. It is much appreciated.

  5. Author: MalichisMinion

    Title: Night Intruder

    Summary: An original oneshot short story. Written in the first person, the story is about a woman who is visited in the night after leaving her window slightly ajar.

    Feedback: If you have time after reading please leave a small review. It would be much appreciated.

    Fandom: Purely fictional, original oneshot. Doesn't fall into any fandoms.

    Pairing: M/F

    Warnings: general M/F sex with a dominant/submissive tone, includes bondage.

    URL: http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600105220

  6. teeth brushing i'd say a 3 not kinky just a bit unusual

    some of mine

    agateophilia the crazier the better (i blame mad murdoch on that one)

    aichmophilia especially swords and knives, along with blood (slicing into another and drinking the blood) and decapitation (jesus crucifixion i also find highly arousing)

    anemophilia (wind/breezes) dont know why just always have

    body scents

    daimonophilia in particular demons

    exhibitionism

    foreign languages/ people

    merinthophilia (being restrained/tied up) but that's pretty standard

    strangulation during sex

    biting

  7. The difference between trolling and opinion is simple evidence. Take the fad scenario, is bisexuality a fad? in and of itself, no. Nature has always had bisexuals. Is bisexuality a fad in modern celebrity circles? yes, most definitely. Without stating which you are referring to (doesn't have to be the celebrity reference) it can appear to an outsider that it is trolling because everyone is clumped together.

    I was pretty much treated as a troll the other day for voicing my opinion on horse racing. A friend had stated how everyone that watched or gambled on the grand national was pretty much evil and if there was no money involved we wouldn't watch. I stated that I would because I enjoy the sport then all hell broke loose. I ended up being compared to someone that enjoys dog fighting! How a horse running and having to occasionally jump can be compared to dogs being viciously torn apart is beyond me. Now that is trolling and flaming. There was no evidence to back up why they felt that way other than for them to say "fact" as though that proved their point. If they said the horses are run to exhaustion, some die, the jockeys can be too heavy handed with the whip, they used to shoot injured horses and sell them as horse meat when they were no longer profitable then that would be giving a thought out opinion with merit. A very big difference from just saying people who enjoy horse racing are sick in the head and enjoy dog fighting. fact!

  8. PURGATORY VERY LOW

    LEVEL 1 - LIMBO HIGH

    LEVEL 2 HIGH

    LEVEL 3 HIGH

    LEVEL 4 VERY LOW

    LEVEL 5 MODERATE

    LEVEL 6 HIGH

    LEVEL 7 VERY HIGH

    LEVEL 8 MODERATE

    LEVEL 9 MODERATE

    yay I got a great view :) pleased with my result :D

    Seventh Level of Hell

    Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

  9. I make it a point to review whatever I've read. To me it tells the writer that I red more than the first page if there are several chapters and what my thoughts on the story are. If I don't like something I'll say I don't like it but I'll back up with why and I do the same if I love it. There's no excuse not to unless you have to run out the door as the review tab is directly below the end of chapter. So, ye I like reviews but I think I would cringe more if after writing for hours or days and uploading a story no -one bothered to read it

  10. wording! words that lack character sit plainly on the page. By adding words like zonked, shoogled, belted (as in singing), splodge or colours the page comes alive - the horse ran red streams down its side as it lay on the crisp green grass. The vet looked down. His feet squelched as he moved closer to examine the poor beast.

  11. tags in chapters get on my goat. I don't need to see what is going to happen by putting the tag on the front summary at the very start I know what to expect. It's then up to the author to convey what is happening and when in a way that flows smoothly. If I have to stop and read about it then it spoils the element of surprise. I want to read the passage and then go "holy freaking batman!" not "ah there it is." total mood killer.

  12. vivid dreams are always a source to fall back on. A smell that connects to a place or time will throw up scenarios that can be worked on or simply daydreaming. My story Into The Dark started off as a daydream (hate waiting on public transport) I enjoyed it so much that I ended up tweaking it to fit with the fanfiction criteria. I guess having a very vivid imagination has always been a source of inspiration for me, that and a good long term memory ;) One of my favourite things to do is to pretend I am in someone else's head as I'm walking through town. Also, taking random words and creating a story around them helps to get your creative juices going

  13. interesting, I don't think any word is particularly a turn off but rather the way it is used in the story. If the story is about a couple MDs I'd half expect the sexual act to be described technically but if it was a couple randy men or m/f who'd been, out got sloshed and then ended up having sex I'd expect pussy, anus, dick etc if that suddenly went bollywood I would be O.O so I guess words like flower to describe a womans bits would be a turn off in that situation.

    What i can't stand are scenes that say he put his penis in her vagina and moving rhythmically they began to copulate. Reminds me of the 80s sex ed vids you got at school eww no thanks.

  14. I think the problem is that some writers miss out important steps along the way.

    1 write the story (this is where some stop)

    2 spell check (it's incredibly easy to put an add-on in your tools that will spellcheck as you type highlighting any words that may be wrong & a dictionary for those you are unsure of)

    3 paragraphing (even I go over this a bazillion times, if the scene of the story/action moves from one scene to another hello new paragraph)

    4 commas, full stops, general grammar (make sure your sentences end with a full stop, put in the commas at the relevant places if you are unsure READ OUT LOUD if you cant read it without stopping from a breathe neither can your reader, if you find it is too long so will the reader)

    5 READ IT OUT LOUD

    6 go over each paragraph individually for mistakes (this way you can catch words that have been double written, spelling and grammar mistakes and even tidy up/ expand the paragraph making your story even better)

    7 after you have chosen the font and size and it looks right to you post it (always double check it has formatted properly when you have clicked edit or add chapter because sometimes the system will make errors and unless you have checked you may not even be aware of them)

    Finally your story and how you put it out there is an extension of you. If it needs editing tell your readers, they will appreciate that you are working on it. When the editing is complete you can take away the notice leaving the story that you can be proud of.

    Those steps may seem long but if you do them as matter of course you save time and you'll build up an audience that will want to read your stories (providing you write something that is of interest to them) and they'll be happy to recommend you as a writer because they know they'll get a great story that flows well with minimum mistakes. (everyone makes mistakes but if you have followed the steps they will be at a tolerable level rather than one that makes the reader run for the hills)

    Editing has got to be my biggest bane. If it's not as perfect as I can make it I'll go over again and again until it is. It definitely does make all the difference in the world when a story has been properly edited. If I can't get into the flow of the story I'll not read it.

    I don't know if people are scared to give criticism in case of backlash but if more people left concrit then things would improve vastly. It doesn't take two seconds to press the review tab and leave a small comment that says whether you enjoyed it or not and whether there is anything that can be improved. The writer wants to hear how the story went across so that they can hone their writing skills and give even better ones. Without feedback they cannot do this.

    wow that was longer than I intended oops but the points are valid.

    hope i didn't come across as arrogant. I'm still learning myself and hope I brighten up peoples days with my writing.

  15. I have to admit I'm bad for missing commas or forgetting to capitalise letters but in my defence I type slower than my mind works. While my mind is a few sentences ahead my fingers are desperately trying to catch up. I do go back over my work and edit though, trying to catch anything I might have missed. It might take a wee while to go through editing but it's worth it and often you catch a sentence or two that can be made better while you are reading it through again.

  16. i love dream analysis as a vivid dreamer (i'm an insomniac but when i do sleep i always dream. I can even get up for hours go back to bed and continue the dream from where it finished off) I often interpret my dreams and i have analysed other peoples dreams with great accuracy.

    When analysing a dream take note of what you see, what colours, numbers, smells (if you have your other senses working during your sleep) and how you felt. Fear is often something that you need to resolve so next time you have a dream where you are too scared to move or feel an evil presence turn and face it. You will find it is not as bad as you thought and if it still scares you, change it. You have the ability to affect your dreams. They are part of your psyche, there to help you work through unresolved worries, fears hopes etc. In the past it was common place to discuss dreams and work through them but as time moved on it fell by the wayside and now we have a culture where people are more dysfunctional and angry.

    Look at the things in your dreams and relate them to what they mean to you. For me the devil in my dreams is not evil he is a welcome guest that helps me resolve issues and make important decisions. God in my dreams is the opposite, he's conniving, ever watchful and just plain creepy. So don't go by what you expect the things or people to represent as their core values to you personally will affect how they behave in your dreams.

    Also keep a journal of your dreams, you will soon see patterns emerge for things that crop up and what they mean to you and this will help you to evaluate and analyse your dreams yourself :)

  17. I am not homophobic. Each to their own i say. If it doesn't affect me personally then who am I to say what is and isn't acceptable? should people be allowed to fall in love? yes should it matter what sex they are? hell no. We are predisposed to be attracted to certain people and for some that attraction is for someone of the same sex for others it is the opposite some even go so far as to find inanimate objects sexually pleasing so each to their own. It is these differences that make the world a much more interesting place to be.

    To me homophobia is more than a fear of the same sex and most people who have that as a fear should really have another label since the one most people use is referred to when they are prejudiced, hateful and downright abusive to the point where people are vilified and even killed. A person with the fear who doesn't portray those qualities should not be held under the same label even if the meaning is the same. It's not fair on them to be tarnished with the same brush.

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