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  2. You know what burns my ass?

    in Personal Rants & Journals

    Posted

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    ...When women use tears to win an arguement, or discusion, either way that's just not FAIR!

    Hate to mention this, but sometimes when a woman is at THAT point of anger/frustration, tears do happen. I tend to call it "liquid anger". Tends to happen if the woman cares for the other person deeply.

    -

    I swear, I offer to make blankets for my boys, and go and shove a needles through my cuticle. Cue blood and clear discharge of some form over my nail, with added band aid/plaster.

  5. Mental Health survey.

    in Great wall of ...

    Posted

    A lovely friend of mine is needing answers for a Mental Health survey for her university (college for you Americans ;) ) (at least 250, though she does have a few already) and I was wondering if anyone could take time out of their day to complete it for her.

    http://www.justspeakyourmind.co.uk/

    All she needs is english as a first language, so it doesn’t matter where you live, as long as your first language (or even main language) is English and you’re over 18, give it a bash for a lovely friend please :)

  6. Character hating in Fanfic(Harry Potter)

    in Personal Rants & Journals

    Posted

    I've had people that say I've had Ron acting like an utter jerk when in canon he isn't, yet, I'm going on how he behaved when Harry and Ron fell out in the various books. That infamous Weasley temper comes into play, and he says things that are jerkish, or he acts like a jerk towards someone he likes.

    If that is bad, or wrong of me, then all I can say is re-read the books and see what I mean. Yes he can be a loyal friend, but some of his actions really made me dislike him as a character in general, same with the way he was slacking off in school.

  7. A To Z Dictionary Of Body Parts And Sexual Acts

    in Writers' Corner

    Posted

    Penis names.

    Adam's Arsenal,

    Appendage,

    Arbor Vitae,

    Artis's Brush,

    Bagpipe,

    Bald Headed Mouse,

    Balls & Bat, Baloney,

    Banana,

    Bat,

    Bauble,

    Bayonet,

    Bean,

    Beef,

    Bell Rope,

    Best Leg,

    Big Jim & the Twins (Big Willy & the Twins),

    Big Uncle,

    Bishop's Hat,

    Blood Sausage,

    Blue Veiner,

    Bobbie's Helment,

    Boner,

    Bop Gun,

    Bowsprit,

    Breakfeast Boner,

    Bushwhacker,

    Butter Knife,

    Callibistris,

    Candle,

    Cane,

    Captain Standish,

    Carrot,

    Chicken Wing,

    Chod,

    Chubby,

    Chum,

    Cock,

    Cod,

    Coral Branch,

    Crank,

    Credentials,

    Dawk,

    Diamond Cutter (couldn't scratch it),

    Dick,

    Ding Dong,

    Dingle Dangle,

    Dingus,

    Dirk,

    Do-Dad,

    Doohickey,

    Dong,

    Donkey's Ear,

    Doodle Dandy,

    Dork,

    Drumstick,

    Elephant's Trunk,

    Family Jewels,

    Fiddle Bow,

    Fire Poker,

    Fishing Rod,

    Flagdoodle (Flagpoll),

    Flue,

    Foreman,

    Frigamajig,

    Gadget,

    Gag Stopper (Gagger),

    Giggle Stick (only very small),

    Girlometer,

    Fladius,

    Goober,

    Gooseneck,

    Hammer,

    His Eminence,

    Horn,

    Hose,

    Hot Dog,

    Intrument,

    Irish Root,

    Iron Bar,

    Jiggling Bone,

    Jing Jang,

    John Thomas,

    John Willie,

    Johnson,

    Johnson County,

    Joint (you can smoke it),

    Jones Joy Stick,

    Joy Toy,

    Junior,

    Key,

    Kick Stand,

    Knob,

    Kracken (unleash the...),

    Lance,

    Length,

    Lickin' Stick,

    Little Brother,

    Little Colonel (promoted to General after a particularly successful conquest),

    Little Davey,

    Little Fireman,

    Little General,

    Little Man with the Helmet,

    Lizard,

    Love Dart,

    Love Muscle,

    Love Wand,

    Magic Twanger,

    Magic Wand,

    Main Vein,

    Majestic Spire,

    Man Fruit (what really got Eve),

    Mahood,

    Manliness,

    Man Root,

    Master of Ceremonies,

    Meatstick,

    Meat Whistle (wet yours here),

    Member,

    Monkey (spank it),

    Mr. Happy,

    Mr. Johnson,

    Mr. merrymaker,

    Mr. Tom,

    Nimrod,

    Old Blind Bob,

    Old Fellla,

    Old Faithful (watch it blow/get blown),

    Old Hornington,

    One-Eyed Milkman (always delivers),

    One-Eyed Pocket Trout,

    One-Eyed Trouser Snake,

    One-Eye[d] Willy,

    Organ,

    Peacemaker,

    Pecker,

    Pee Pee,

    Pen,

    Pencile (they can write in the snow)

    Pendulum,

    Pepperoni,

    Perch (sit on this one),

    Pestle (it'll pound you),

    Peter (saintly good),

    Phallus,

    Piccolo (blow on it),

    Pickle,

    Pied Piper (magically attractive),

    Pile Driver,

    Pink Torpedo,

    Pipe,

    Piston,

    Plaything,

    Pleasure Piston,

    Plug,

    Po Po (it'll arrest your thought process),

    Pointer,

    Pole,

    Pony,

    Porkeroon,

    Pork Sword,

    Post,

    Priapus,

    Prick,

    Pride and Joy,

    Privates (often public),

    Probe,

    Prod,

    Prong,

    Pud,

    Pump Handle,

    Purple Headed Warrior,

    Putz,

    Quarter Master,

    Quill,

    Quimshake (it'll make yours...)

    Radish,

    Red Cap (it's an evil lil' thing),

    Rhubarb,

    Rod,

    Rolling Pin,

    Rooster,

    Root,

    Rudder,

    Saber,

    Saint Peter,

    Salem,

    Scepter (it'll make you say “your majesty”),

    Schlong,

    Schvance,

    Schvanschtuker,

    Screwdriver,

    Shaft,

    Shillelagh,

    Short Arm,

    Sir Martin Wagstaff,

    Skin Flute,

    Spindle,

    Spout,

    Staff,

    Stalk,

    Stanley,

    Stargazer,

    Stem,

    Stiffy,

    Strap,

    Sword,

    Tackle,

    Tallywhacker,

    Tassel,

    Tee Tee,

    Tent Stake,

    Thing,

    Thingamabob,

    Third Leg,

    Thron,

    Throbber,

    Tickle Tail,

    Ticjler,

    Tinker,

    Tool,

    Toy,

    Tube Steak,

    Ugly,

    Uncle Dick,

    The Unemployed,

    Upright Citizen,

    Veinous Maximus,

    Wand,

    Wang Wang Dang Doodle,

    Wankle,

    Wares,

    Waterworks,

    Wazoo,

    Weapon,

    Wedding Kit,

    Weenie,

    Weiner,

    Whacker,

    Whistle,

    Whizzer,

    Wick,

    Wife's Best Friend,

    Wigga Wagga,

    Willy,

    Winkle,

    Woofy,

    Worm,

    Ying Yang,

    Zubrick

  11. The Direct Address Comma Rule

    in Personal Rants & Journals

    Posted

    I can be horrible with grammar, and I can stress over it for days to months after I've written something. It isn't that I never learned how to use grammar properly (as I did, and have since also been looking at many grammar websites out there), it is more from the fact that I do (more often than what I would like) forget to insert a comma or a full stop at any given moment. In doing that, I still manage to skip over one or two areas that still need either one of the two in there or maybe even both!

    I am dyslexic, and do tend to stick with a simpler way of writing just to keep me sane and not get in a mood over my writing and end up giving up on it half way through when I can't think of the word I need. I even manage that when I'm speaking to someone, and if they have not known me all that long, it's confusing for them as well as for me. I'm lucky that Pooka understands what I mean at any given moment, as I will either say the wrong thing for the moment and mean something totally different, or I will forget what I am saying and have verbal diarrhea in the form of squeaks and silly noises that sort of sound like words. It is quite amusing for my friends though, even if it isn't for me

  15. Lack of reviews.

    in Reviews

    Posted

    I don't think I have posted in here yet, but even if I have, I am again.

    I'm in the camp that falls under "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all."

    I can be rather blunt when it comes to people, so I tent to stay quiet when it comes to reviewing a story I really did dislike, to the point of clicking the little back arrow that has been a saviour for me.

    I have one regular reviewer on one of my newer fics on here, that has been there since I posted it in July this year, and they have put up with my flakey postings, and the plot holes, rambling sentences (sort of like this one... ish.. I think).

    She points out the flaws I missed when writing it originally, and I put all that into a pot in my head marked "To keep looking into" that gets bigger and bigger each time I post one of the chapters on there.

    I'm not one to expect a review, I think I get one per 3 or 4 chapters on average which I really don't mind. The ones I do dislike on the other hand are the ones that say "UPDATE TODAY!" type of ones I get mostly on the Pit.

  16. Mentality

    in Writers' Corner

    Posted

    Apologies if this ends up being in the wrong area...

    However, I've always been very interested in the mentality behind the more violent scenes in novels. For example, those that write the really gory scenes including but not limited to torture, gore, rape and others along those lines.

    Like on the first page of Originals, I counted 9 out of 20 fics that has at least one of those elements in the warnings, and I know there may be more that have missed it out in the summary. That is almost half of the fics on just the first page.

    I'm just interested in why so many people do go into it all. Personally not my preference, and I'm certainly not bashing anyone that writes it. I really am just wanting to understand the mentality behind it.

  18. Plausible Scenario for a romantic fic?

    in Unofficial Guides

    Posted

    It is plausible, but at the same time missing a hell of a lot.

    Getting drunk has quite a varied effect on a person, and will obviously differ. I'm going on what I know of getting drunk, which is the slightly fuzzy vision, usually after a good 4 units of alcohol, or 4 spirits with UK measurements.

    There is also the unfortunate side effect of lack of sex drive, which I've usually found affects men more than women. However - the mind blank from the night before can happen with the right amount of alcohol, but that corresponds with the whole getting it up issue pointed out earlier - which could happen way over the daily limit of alcohol consumption (3-4 units for men, 2-3 units for women).

    As for forgetting about someone you've slept with, unless they were shockingly bad, or the character was just on the fine line of being able to get it up but not finishing what they started, or the 2nd character left before the 1st person woke up, it can be hard to forget unless you really wanted to. yes, faces fade, as do names (if one was ever given in the first place) but the memories don't.

    All in all, its an okay plot idea, but to stretch it out to over 20 chapters without a lot of work might prove too - not difficult - but a bit if a pain in the butt

  24. Why do we do this?

    in Writers' Corner

    Posted

    That's the thing with those of us from the UK, as some American TV shows has made it over here - we're starting to pick up the way Americans talk.

    But our British slang (bloody hell, balls, oh 'eck) has also made it's way into some Americans vocabulary - especially with Harry Potter being British. I know when talking to some of my American friends, I can come out with some right corkers that they then have to ask me what I mean. And with slang - it varies from region to region, something you'd hear in London you might not hear further up north of the country.

    Like Daye - British English is my norm, I've had someone from America ask me "what is a University?" in a review recently, something I never thought I'd have to explain to anyone..

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