StoryJunkie

Have plastic surgury? Can world peace be attained with the "Sex Ray" from the old porn classic, "Flesh Gordon"?

^ will never ever in a million years, ever stop talking dirty. < is contemplating the next exciting chapter of some boring story she made up for no odd raison whatsoever V astounded by the wit of the person above

^ is somewhat mistaken in her veiws at times, but not always! < is once again late for work v hates bad reviews, has to count to ten, then blast the bitches with every big word in the dictionary and sulks for two days.

Ha! Once again, I apologize for that lazy girl. She was bagged and fell asleep halfway through...nah, I'm lying. Redsliver

Intimate folds. (Yeesh)

She's gone to "Lost Muse Camp" at Lake Oogalala, purportedly a mythical lake where muses take a break from musing. How does one wake up alert every morning?

whoohoo! you win the prize! Now that you're officially psychic, what are you going to do with all that power? (I perform after the giant of psychics. I tremble in anticipation of my failure!) I venture to guess Zimarah

Shores

I just had to laugh at everyone's replies. So true. Well, I found out that I wasn't the only one that had a tentacle fantasy. Let me tell you, I thought that I was just some sort of weird chick when I was young. I should have chilled a little more. (Curse you Robert E Howard! You warped my mind forever!) (Man, that was a good fantasy!) I also found out that people DO have cerulian eyes (and violet eyes, and sapphire eyes) No one has limpid eyes anymore....

xanthophyllic zucchini (rises up to the challenge!)

Whew!, me neither! But I never did declare an allegiance to a foreign power, I would just feel too guilty toward my own country. I never gave anyone a wooden nickel

^ is talking dirty again < has a sore ass from sitting all day. v bewildered by the world and its machinations

Mother Theresa, Princess Di and Ghandi. Do you suppose all the strife on Earth was just some horrible misundersanding?

n/g Hey, I'd have gone out with Godzilla and been punctual! Actually, most of my forays into this sort of human interaction happened on the spur of the moment. ("Hey, wanna go out?" "Sure, where to?" "I dunno, where do you wanna go?" "I dunno, where do you wanna go?") Has been caught talking to themselves

I think you need to stare at Kyo for a while. Quamp

Sorry, only stupid ones allowed here. Can the human condition be any more ridiculous and tragic?

guilty. Shrooms. Once. Best and most memorable time I ever had in a bar, looking up from under the table....I nearly made someone piss their pants they laughed so hard. Never did it again though. I thought I couldn't top it. got involved in or nearly a bar room brawl, or saw one happen

MAC a RONI

^ she is INNOCENT, innocent, I tell you! < has moments of delusional whatever its called v is five foot ten, slumps when sitting, and is considered sexy to every acquaintance

My brother did that all the time. He's a gas. However, I thought it was merely amusing, and I'm on guard against it now. I don't even wave at people I know. Helped a stranger in need.

Redsliver stepped out to beat off, (or did he say study?) hahahahaha I'm not going to say he asked me to do this! He knows nothing, nothing I tell you! misery, sweetmisery1, come forth!

Poker

They do? oh, ah, wow. I didn't know that. I wonder if the person below could answer that question for me.

guilty, but it was at night and it was dark and it wasn't my idea Did the five finger discount at one time or other

Midsummer Night's Dream (Shakespearean play)