toujourseveille

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring... Banana phone...

GOAL IN LIFE:

• Earning a PhD in Psycholinguistics and pursuing post-doctorate studies thereof
  
• Becoming a bartender
  
• Becoming the grad professor that only a sparing amount of people hate
  
• Owning a sizable ring for each one of my fingers (and/or a crossbow)
  
• Owning a horned armchair and a naginata on principle
  
• General travel and eating
  
• Proficiency in at least one language from all language families
  
• Combatting a predisposition to burst out into song
  
• Meeting a dominatrix, Sorachi-san, and a pet boa constrictor owner
  
• Climbing a monument illegally, just once
  
• Wolf-whistling at a male stranger, just once
  
• Learning how to wolf-whistle consistently
  
• Naming an iguana Paul
  

DOKAAAAN.

Furthermore (Still Miscellaneous).

It's not that I don't have tact at all. I just don't have it naturally. Resultantly, on low social energy days (60% of the time), I may come off arrogant and self-serving. (Which is not exactly untrue in essence, but that's something else entirely.)