BronxWench

Hrm, given the story I'm writing, I keep seeing myself dying by the horrible fate of the blood eagle. That said, it's more likely that after not paying my rent for several months I'll be discovered mummified at my computer. Hopefully having attained the exact opposite of enlightenment. I like the world and universe, can't see why people are so hellbent on ascending to higher planes of it.

I'm voting that it be published, if Ayato is asking.

No, no, it's not a waste of time at all! Actually, we do get a great deal of help from our members, which since we're a small staff, we appreciate enormously. So please, never think that you can't post something up, or ask about anything. Personally, I have no trouble checking comething out or answering questions, because in the long run, it keeps our site running smoothly.

No, no, it's not a waste of time at all! Actually, we do get a great deal of help from our members, which since we're a small staff, we appreciate enormously. So please, never think that you can't post something up, or ask about anything. Personally, I have no trouble checking comething out or answering questions, because in the long run, it keeps our site running smoothly.

I think there is at least an outside chance that I shall be trampled to death by the King's horse during a daring protest at some point in the future. I mean, the Queen is really old, and we're certain to have a King next. And protests in the UK are really starting to heat up...
Just saying. Probably just a matter of being in the right place, at the right time, with a leaflet about foodbanks or social housing. Or foxes. Save the foxes!
ETA: The best two placards I saw yesterday were a child with a picture of a bowl and spoon, and a caption saying: "Please Sir... Can I have some... anything?" And another guy had one that said: "Dyslexics against the cunts!"

No, no, it's not a waste of time at all! Actually, we do get a great deal of help from our members, which since we're a small staff, we appreciate enormously. So please, never think that you can't post something up, or ask about anything. Personally, I have no trouble checking comething out or answering questions, because in the long run, it keeps our site running smoothly.

"If Tom jumped off a cliff would you too?"
"Yep! Already did!"

I'm fairly sure I did die once after jumping off a cliff. Presumably, I'll try something different this time around.
Now, if I'm getting a choice, I'd prefer to die after a delicious meal, accompanied by a fine wine, and with at least three much younger men in bed with me. In reality, however, I'll most likely be trampled to death by a runaway jumper as I'm attempting to dart across Broadway to catch a bus down to my dealership to collect my car after an inspection and tune-up.

If you've ever died this topic may be triggering and so you should stop reading now. I'm serious. Get your rotting zombie/overdressed vampire/transparant ghost etc ass out of here.
I think it'll be an execution for me, probably by firing squad or decapitation. Or, possibly more likely, a freak accident involving a copy of Catch 22, two marmots, a 1958 Plymouth Fury and a telephone directory with every name containing the letter "t" crossed through.
How about you?
Hmm?

32371 LOL, want us to try and make sure you get it next time?

32370
I never get 69!

Seriously if people want to gripe about how quickly a FREE story gets updated maybe he should make you wait longer. Talk about ungrateful.
Have fun with your girls Magus you deserve a break.

Ok first let me apologize for the silence, the cable company finally got tired of my whining and decided to lay a new line out to me, I live just outside of town, almost a mile actually, and it is taking forever to get to me.
I got sick of my internet going out whenever the wind blew a little and talked with everyone who lived on my road and found out I wasn't alone.
So I wrote a letter and had everyone sign it, yep I'm a pain when I wanna be
So good news is they are laying fiber optic out to us bad news is it's taking a while
Tried dial up but I have wireless home phone and you need an actual line evidently.
So, as to my overly long silence, been camping since last Friday, with about a dozen of the girls friends, god help me , and there's no signal at the camp ground (I snuck away to use a real bathroom ) but I'll be back Monday and the good news is I have two chapters done and most of a third
Well again sorry about the prolonged silence and I'll have lots for you to read when I'm finally up and running again.
Oh, just so you know, the surgery aaas a complete success and I'm feeling better than I have in years - making the wifey a little nervous too; I think she's afraid I'll go back into the field gonna milk that a bit, but I think I'm truly retired....don't tell her though

With every series I read, I know enough not to push, or beg for updates, other's lives aren't mine, while I may have the time to sit and read, they may not have the time to write. Honestly, if you want constant updates, write yourself. It's not our responsibility to constantly update for you, our life happens, and things that are out of everyone's control happen... get over it. My life don't revolve around you, I'm sorry, but, it's a fact, learn to live with it. Begging and pleading for an update isn't going to help the situation at all, while you may think the sun rises and sets in your ass, you're really the only one that thinks that, what's most important to you, isn't the most important to someone else... your life is yours, theirs is theirs.
I hope you enjoyed the camping trip Magus, and hopefully they get you all hooked up relatively soon so you can post. Eagerly, but patiently awaiting.
BigMan7307

Actually, I nearly had shit hitting the Fan in my Orc sex story.

The Boy Who Ate Shit And...

...and another stomach strengthend by archive moderation!

Thank you! As with PW I do feel a little bad that you read it. It's pretty niche and frankly scat's right up there with canniblism, torture snuff, overly young characters and Ayn Rand fandom for things that most readers are understandably keen to scroll right past. If a writer I really like had a minor1 tag I'd give it a miss! I wouldn't have minded if I got no reviews for this one! It's nice of you to offer some kinds words, though.
As for palete-cleansers - the House White at the manor has proven more popular than the monthly decanting of House Red.

I have a feeling that Magusfang is trying to get his second Doctorate from us. His first he has clearly earned as Dr of the Cliffhangers!
And it seems to me that he's now going for a Doctorate of Suspense! ROFL

The Boy Who Ate Shit And... Part 1! A story that may leave a bad taste in the mouth! Where Nymphadora Necrophilia proved inexplicably popular, this one'll prove inexplicable!

Good thing I don't take the star ratings to heart - first rating was within 10-12 hits and for one star. I'd be willing to bet they didn't read it, just saw the title and codes and BAM!

Heh. Anyway, a review:



Nooooooo! I mean, thank you for the review! I suspect reviewing may be a little constipated on this one so getting any comment is cool, and you're really kind with your praise for Bellatrix' vilness but Noooooo! You shouldn't put yourself through something like this if you don't have too! You'd just end up feeling wiped out
Poor Harry, indeed. Us fanfic writers have put him through so much. Though at least I didn't change his name to Drake Quaksforth and move him to a single man-mother's hostel in New York. Though that may come in an AU.
But where did Bellatrix learn the Brown Arts? Is Harry the the kind of Potty to take Bellatrix' breakfast kneeling down? Or will he wreak his terrible miasmatic revenge? Find out only in part number 2! Or possible also in part 3 if I run out of words.

And magus is adept at hijacking posts himself. Not that we've spanked him for it, either (only because he wants us to).

And magus is adept at hijacking posts himself. Not that we've spanked him for it, either (only because he wants us to).

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For Surrender:
I actually have Seaquist in my family line, certainly doesn't bear thinking about too closely. But thank you, both for reading, and for reviewing! I seem to be developing a bloodthirsty streak, and I'm not entirely unhappy about that. I don't do fluffy all that well anyway.
I do hope to be playing in the prompts more often, yes, so let's hope!
Thanks again!

I think I would call it, "The Package Deal," which references the agreement he was forced into as well as calling the male bits "a package," and... and... no? Oh, well... what about...
This one only works if your son character is named Max: "Mad Max: Fury Choad"
Or, how about:
"Not Mother of the Year"
"What I Did on My Summer Vacation"
"How to Succeed in Gay Porn Without Really Trying"
"Rimming for No Fun or Profit"
"I Suck at This"
"The Obligation"
I'll be here all week, folks! Tip your waitress!
Note for concerned observers: I'm not ridiculing people; just trying to come up with a clever line. No offense intended!!

I like Melrick's suggestion also but wonder how many people would make the connection...
I've already run through oodles of titles in that vein but was trying for something a little less...um just less I guess LOL
Most of my titles so far sound like bad after school specials like Gay for Pay: How I ended up in the bottom Magus has also come up with some very bad titles along the same lines. My favorite so far is Poking Poopers for Pennies, I'm just not that brave though.
I may go with this and if I do I will make sure to give you credit JayDee!

"READ THIS STORY OR I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL"