BronxWench

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    BronxWench reacted to pippychick for a status update, Last month, a part of my filling fell out. I say fell, I was actually reliving my chi   
    Last month, a part of my filling fell out. I say fell, I was actually reliving my childhood with a surplus halloween Drumstick lollipop. Today, my appointment at the dentist came up. Thankfully, they didn’t need to do anything painful. They just removed my temporary filling, cleaned it and redid it. I feel like I just got a get out jail free card while on death row. Also, my dental hygeine is great and they don’t need to see me ever again (or for twelve months, which is much the same thing). 
    Excuse me while I slump into a relaxed pile of vaguely human shaped happiness. Then I will update stuff.  
    I will also think twice from now on before reliving my childhood with chewy sweet things.
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    BronxWench reacted to CL Mustafic for a status update, So, just signed a contract for Loving Sarajevo! I’m pretty excited and really looking   
    So, just signed a contract for Loving Sarajevo! I’m pretty excited and really looking forward to the end of 2016 because 2017 is going to be awesome. The tentative release date for Falling for Him is April 2, mark your calendars!
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    BronxWench reacted to pippychick for a status update, I’ve been trying to write Elrond/Celebrian all day, despite frequent interruptions, a   
    I’ve been trying to write Elrond/Celebrian all day, despite frequent interruptions, and I have to say, while she is a dreadful tease, he can really tie her in knots with words when he puts his mind to it… Surprised me when I started noticing it, but then I suppose it makes sense, him being such a diplomat and all.
    Yes, this means I am writing heterosexual romance… hold the press.
    It also means I have broken into your box and eaten your chocolates, CL… I was writing het, I was desperate. I will get you some more
     
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    BronxWench got a reaction from pippychick for a status update, A very happy Thanksgiving to all who are celebrating today. I’m grateful for family,   
    A very happy Thanksgiving to all who are celebrating today. I’m grateful for family, and friends, and that includes the family I’ve found here at AFF. 
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    BronxWench got a reaction from pippychick for a status update, A very happy Thanksgiving to all who are celebrating today. I’m grateful for family,   
    A very happy Thanksgiving to all who are celebrating today. I’m grateful for family, and friends, and that includes the family I’ve found here at AFF. 
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    BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, And I just came up with my holiday fic idea…..   
    And I just came up with my holiday fic idea…..
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    BronxWench reacted to pippychick for a status update, Now that I’ve gotten over my childishness earlier, on this Thanksgiving day, I am toy   
    Now that I’ve gotten over my childishness earlier, on this Thanksgiving day, I am toying with the idea of writing a comedy/horror story where the ranks of the ghosts of the working class, past and present, conspire to terrorise their enemies. Wherein the first idiot to say: “Yeah, but they’ve got a widescreen tv to watch Jeremy Kyle on!” will be decapitated by a horrifically angry child in rags. Where London’s biggest Waitrose branch becomes a food bank. And every beautiful old building we’ve got that’s been converted into a luxury anything is immediately reclaimed as a public library/art gallery/place to hang out.   
    Those hiding in the Ritz and Harrods will find themselves in a converted factory, on an production line where they have to sort stones from pebbles as piecework. Forever. The first of them to say: “I’ve worked hard for what I’ve got.” will lose a limb, teaching them a valuable lesson about what they’ve actually got, and how little it relates to imaginary work that they’ve never had to do. Until now.
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    BronxWench got a reaction from pippychick for a status update, A very happy Thanksgiving to all who are celebrating today. I’m grateful for family,   
    A very happy Thanksgiving to all who are celebrating today. I’m grateful for family, and friends, and that includes the family I’ve found here at AFF. 
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    BronxWench reacted to Melrick for a status update, It’s not my birthday, but I just wanted to take a moment to thank my mum for squeezin   
    It’s not my birthday, but I just wanted to take a moment to thank my mum for squeezing out my 11 pound 5 ½ ounce hulking frame naturally all those years ago.  And my 11 pound brother, 11 pound other brother, and 10 pound sister.  All naturally.
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    BronxWench got a reaction from pippychick for a status update, Happy birthday to our very own DemonGoddess061! Huzzah!!   
    Happy birthday to our very own DemonGoddess061!  Huzzah!!     
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    BronxWench got a reaction from pippychick for a status update, Happy birthday to our very own DemonGoddess061! Huzzah!!   
    Happy birthday to our very own DemonGoddess061!  Huzzah!!     
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    BronxWench got a reaction from pippychick for a status update, Happy birthday to our very own DemonGoddess061! Huzzah!!   
    Happy birthday to our very own DemonGoddess061!  Huzzah!!     
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    BronxWench got a reaction from pippychick for a status update, Happy birthday to our very own DemonGoddess061! Huzzah!!   
    Happy birthday to our very own DemonGoddess061!  Huzzah!!     
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    BronxWench got a reaction from pippychick for a status update, Happy birthday to our very own DemonGoddess061! Huzzah!!   
    Happy birthday to our very own DemonGoddess061!  Huzzah!!     
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    BronxWench reacted to pippychick for a status update, Frankie Boyle. Please don’t ever stop. Quote Trump alienated the Republican base. The   
    Frankie Boyle. Please don’t ever stop.
     
     
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    BronxWench reacted to pippychick for a status update, Goodbye, Leonard Cohen; thank you, and peace to you. 2016 continues to march... On re   
    Goodbye, Leonard Cohen; thank you, and peace to you.
    2016 continues to march... On remembrance day, too. It seems as appropriate as any of the other insane things that have happened lately.
    “They shall not grow old, as we that are left grow old,
    Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn,
    At the going down of the sun, and in the morning,
    We will remember them.”
    At the two minutes silence today, it’s obligatory to look back, but recent events might cause a few of us to look forward.
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    BronxWench reacted to pippychick for a status update, I have like a million things to post, but I am lazy. Also, one of my fillings fell ou   
    I have like a million things to post, but I am lazy. Also, one of my fillings fell out. What is *wrong* with today?
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    BronxWench reacted to CL Mustafic for a status update, My 10 yr old son just burst into tears when I broke the news to him that Trump had wo   
    My 10 yr old son just burst into tears when I broke the news to him that Trump had won. I didn’t understand how invested in this race he was until I asked him why he was so upset. Well you see, my kids are Muslims and he was afraid Trump was going to block him from going back to the place he was born to visit his Grandma and Grandpa (which of course he can’t since we are all American citizens with the passports to prove it). This election has far reaching effects and I don’t think anyone will escape at least a little of the fallout.
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    BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Had a relapse on Fallout today, will have to get back on the wagon...later.   
    Had a relapse on Fallout today, will have to get back on the wagon...later.
     
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    BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Feeling productive today, replaced the dryer heating element.   
    Feeling productive today, replaced the dryer heating element.
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    BronxWench reacted to DemonGoddess for a status update, CUBS WIN!!!!!   
    CUBS WIN!!!!! 
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    BronxWench reacted to Desiderius Price for a status update, Two days dry, so far, from Fallout 4. Trying to see if I can last the month…. (I’ll h   
    Two days dry, so far, from Fallout 4.  Trying to see if I can last the month….   (I’ll have to restore the windows drive at the end of the month, as it’s the one that knows what the password is for paying the power bill.)
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    BronxWench reacted to CloverReef for a status update, Happy Halloween!!!!!!! … !!!   
    Happy Halloween!!!!!!! … !!!
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    BronxWench got a reaction from WillowDarkling for a status update, ::takes daft one’s car to be inspected:: Daft one (calls on cell phone): How’s the ca   
    ::takes daft one’s car to be inspected::
    Daft one (calls on cell phone): How’s the car?
    BW: Almost done, but babe, they need to replace the muffler. It’s all banged up and loose, like you backed into something, or someone backed into you…
    Daft one: Oh, yeah. I backed into something.
    BW: 
    This is why I love our mechanic, who takes the daft one in stride.
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    BronxWench got a reaction from WillowDarkling for a status update, ::takes daft one’s car to be inspected:: Daft one (calls on cell phone): How’s the ca   
    ::takes daft one’s car to be inspected::
    Daft one (calls on cell phone): How’s the car?
    BW: Almost done, but babe, they need to replace the muffler. It’s all banged up and loose, like you backed into something, or someone backed into you…
    Daft one: Oh, yeah. I backed into something.
    BW: 
    This is why I love our mechanic, who takes the daft one in stride.