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Watching a terrible fantasy tv show about elves made me want to write an elven epic fantasy as if I can do it better. Sometimes my own ego surprises me.
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@InvidiaRed there are so many options when it comes to Elves and Dwarves and all that jazz. I am a big fan of a couple different takes on elves, though I prefer the dragon age and elder scrolls universes versions to the tolkien. And it’s always exciting to craft your own version, write your own rules.
I’m pumped to give it another shot. Soon as I get the right spark of inspiration.
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exactly.
just try not to underplay that long life only affords them the chance for a great deal more mistakes. Nothing like doing something especially foolish four hundred years ago comes back to haunt you. Elven grace and elven angst go hand in hand.
Add clans or houses and you can expect to be brought to heel by the founder of said house or family. hahaha. Nothing like being slapped by your great-great-great-great-great grandmother in front of everyone during a family reunion. :p
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Warhammer Elves!!
But amusingly enough I was thinking of doing something with Elves for my Christmas story.
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Dogsitting over, time to get back to the important shit: writing smut. Soon as I get a good idea. … … *Crickets* … … Fuck it, I’ll just work on my Christmas fic.
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It’s 6 am. I’m sad that the sun’s not up yet to see me off to dreamland. I miss summer already.
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Finally read Apprentice and did my review replies. Now back to Hannibal for me!
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Bon Appetite
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@BronxWench oh good you found my house
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It’s a mature, television thriller. I wanted more of it, I wanted to see it go places the tv producers couldn’t take it, so I thought I’d check out the fandom. I thought “Oh, the fans of this show will be mature”, “I’ll totally find some dark and angsty fanfics on this one!”
You fooled me again, internet. Well done. I’d better go to bed as soon as I can stop cry-laughing.
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Fair enough! I hope you find what you’re looking for elsewhere. I think a lot of Friday the 13th fics have much the same issue.
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@CloverReef Hannibal with an eating disorder, right?
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5 more days until the Halloween Anthology will be up and running! Everyone is welcome to add a story!
If you haven’t started yours yet, there are some Halloween story ideas in the Original Challenges forum. And don’t worry if you don’t get your story done by the 20th, you can still submit an entry up to Halloween and beyond.
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@Sinfulwolf oh good you're a perfectionist too. Welcome to the club! I've been doing that constantly with chaptered fics for the last year. But I churned out the 3 Halloween fics I wrote in like 2 weeks. Complete switch around from last year.
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I still can’t focus on the one story, but since I’ve got the other one, it’ll definitely go up and give that nice creepy Christmas feel….
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I wouldn’t say perfectionist… but I do like to put out something good and entertaining at least.
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Happy Canadian Thanksgiving my lovely little humans!
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It’s Columbus Day south of the border!
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Ooohhh, your holiday feast sounds remarkably like ours, which should not surprise me as much as it does.
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Woo, Canuck Thanksgiving!
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Memo:
Happiness is now spelled Happenis. Tell the others.-
Actually, I'm pretty sure Butthead briefed everyone on this back in the 90s.
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You can find all sorts of fun things if you google image search it. I suddenly have a craving for cake.
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The cake is a lie. I think that’s Weight Watchers’ new motto.
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Okay. I did it:
If someone else was hoping to do it, or if I did it wrong, let me know and we can work it out.
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Omg Halloween month is almost here! You know what that means! A horror movie every night! Woooo! And the anthology!!! Double woooo! I love October.
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“I see a future with a horror movie on every screen, and a werewolf in every kennel.”
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Free the werewolves!
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Sounds like we have a volunteer to run it this year…. @CloverReef
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Started out writing a cop drama. Somehow ended up writing a ghost story… about cops… Old habits die hard, I guess.
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Heh. Somewhat defeats the fetish unless it’s bodypaint.
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They just need the hat…..
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As long as you’re not writing R.I.P.D., it’s all good.
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trying to find a good chatroom like AFF only on discord, for like Erotica writers. But jesus christ. Why? Why would an erotica chat channel forbid talking about controversial stuff?! I feel like that’s all I ever talk about!
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Well if you start your own you should let me know!
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Will do
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Wooooh! I finished a short story!
It was meant to be my entry for the AFF Halloween thingy, but it ended up running a little long. Of course it’s not out of the wordcount limit or even close to it, 7.5k is too long for me so either I’ll suck it up and put it in the anthology as is, or if I manage to write another entry, I’ll split this one into a two-parter and post it normally.
Eeeee I’m just happy I finally finished something! Yay!
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I just discovered the show “Hot Ones” on youtube today. It’s stupid. Just an interview show where they talk while eating progressively spicier wings. Now I can’t stop watching! I’m obsessed. Like I wanna see someone throw a tantrum so bad – someone’s gotta, right?! But Tommy Chong friggin killlled it! Best eppie yet.
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Sooo tired of thinking up names for characters. Time to start writing with variables instead.
AFF, I am pleased to introduce you to the new stars of my stories: X, Y, and Z.
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Have \ fuck / and you’ve got real slash fiction.
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I feel your pain. I have demons so, it gets even more annoying.
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I want to say something witty and start a profound, fascinating discussion, but I’m lazy. Someone do it for me.
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At the same time? I approve.
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It’s called “Playing with your food”
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Some days you play with your food, some days your food plays with you.
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I’m supposed to be writing right now. Because I said so. But nobody tells me what to do! Not even me!
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I’m supposed to be writing right now. Because I said so. But nobody tells me what to do! Not even me!
I sense conflict within you.
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@GeorgeGlass 100% love/hate sexual tension.
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100% love/hate sexual tension.
That’s the way to go. I mean, take Anakin, he embraced this and went on to take a prominent role in the galactic empire.
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Just said my goodbyes to three specialists because they’ve figured out whatever I have is not in their wheelhouses… They’re still not sure exactly what it is, but they’re pretty sure it’s in infectious disease territory now, so yay! Less trips to the big city hopefully! And by next week I should actually be receiving some treatment. Which will be nice. Been going downhill since March, and nobody wanted to treat me before they knew what they were dealing with.
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The worst bit is the doctors serving the sample up with fava beans and chianti.
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@JayDee I did find it a bit peculiar that they kept calling me Clarice.
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Or, if you want to give ‘em a memorable farewell, start reading some AFF to the doctors ….
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I saved a spider from the bathtub twice today. He gets in there and runs frantically at the slippery walls trying to get out. 10 seconds ago i watched him run back in and fall like a kid closing his eyes and running across a busy street.
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Hey, using your cleavage as a snare is a perfectly valid spider-hunting technique.
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@GeorgeGlass I've had enough spiders in the middle of the night drop onto me to know they agree with you.
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Too late. I already Googled it, and I’m now laughing. I also Googled “fabulous mini house for tarantula”. XD
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If you were a demon, just recently raised from the dead, like within the last hour, and knew nothing of the world, where would you go? Inquiring minds and all that.
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Aw, so you’d be more into a demon to cause a bus load of people to suddenly strip? Though if you’re looking for extreme fun, the pervy demon could simply use its powers in various high schools.
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If I know nothing of the world, then I will go to the nearest elementary school, cram myself into one of the tiny chairs, and drool acid on the faux-wood table in front of me while the teacher nervously tries to read us Charlotte’s Web.
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“Man, what a day I had. In show and tell, this demon turned up. Brought in a one tonne Hellhound Pupper. It was still less of a disruption than Cadence McMahon and her ultra-rare Pokemon Go! find.”
“Oh my god! Are you serious? Which Pokemon did she have?”
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New phones always fall on the first day. It’s a universal law. It’s motherfriggin science. If you got a new phone and it didn’t drop the first day, then you’re a witch and you need to stop cheating because it’s not fair.
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@GeorgeGlass Butt cracks might be perfectly acceptable on @CloverReef’s phone, just saying….
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@Desiderius Price There’s no “might” about it. Wink wink. Especially since my artsy friends are such pervs.
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@CloverReef Wise cracks are more than fun here!
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Have a great independence day, my unfortunate neighbours South of the border! just close your eyes and imagine you have Idris elba or bernie Sanders or whatever your particular flavor of politics is as president for the day.
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Think I’ll celebrate by looking at p...I mean doing story related research to verify that the body proportions I write are reasonably in line with hordes of reference material.
To everybody, whether it’s a holiday for you or not, have a wonderful fourth of July! (After all, July 4 is a valid day for everybody, with or without the fireworks.)
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Thank you!
I’m going to have a lovely day of fantasy, I think. Political and otherwise…
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My cat found a christmas bow. Like the kind you stick on presents. I have no idea where he found it. He’s not an outdoor cat. Our christmas stuff is packed away in the attic only accessible through a closed off staircase in a closed off closet that he has no way of getting into… and he’s been playing with it nonstop for three days.
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More evidence that all cats are capable of teleportation and/or phasing through solid objects.
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Take plenty of pictures and video! After all, there aren’t enough cat videos on the internet.
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Cats are not subject to the same physical laws as mere humans. Gravity cannot hold them, either.
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Okay, I’m going off to play Dragon age, inquisition for the hundreth time, and it’s all @JayDee and @BronxWench’s fault. <3
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I’m like that with Adventure Quest. It’s my own fault.
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Inquisition wouldn’t run on my old potato PC, but I admit I did come close to re-loading Origins and re-living my Oghren/Wynne OTP fantasies after the same posts.
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I lent my origins and DA2 to my dad months ago. Not sure I’ll ever see those again lol. But I got Inquisition on my ps4 because my PC can’t run it either. And it’s a new PC! Whhhyyy did I focus on RAM and not think about graphics?! Noob move, me, noob move. (Try saying that three times fast.)
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Had a liver biopsy. In a ton of pain. So I can’t do anything but sit here, so come entertain me people. Or pity me. I’ll take both.
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For some reason, when you say it, it sounds pervy, DP… he was kinda cute.
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I’m sure there’s a plenty of porn starting off with the premise of playing “doctor”
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Porn? Damn, I thought I was a doctor tv series... Well, shit, that explains why I've been told I need help. Lol.