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  1. Watching a terrible fantasy tv show about elves made me want to write an elven epic fantasy as if I can do it better. Sometimes my own ego surprises me. 

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    2. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      @InvidiaRed there are so many options when it comes to Elves and Dwarves and all that jazz. I am a big fan of a couple different takes on elves, though I prefer the dragon age and elder scrolls universes versions to the tolkien. And it’s always exciting to craft your own version, write your own rules. 

      I’m pumped to give it another shot. Soon as I get the right spark of inspiration.

    3. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      exactly.

      just try not to underplay that long life only affords them the chance for a great deal more mistakes. Nothing like doing something especially foolish four hundred years ago comes back to haunt you. Elven grace and elven angst go hand in hand.

      Add clans or houses and you can expect to be brought to heel by the founder of said house or family. hahaha. Nothing like being slapped by your great-great-great-great-great grandmother in front of everyone during a family reunion. :p 

    4. Sinfulwolf

      Sinfulwolf

      Warhammer Elves!!

      But amusingly enough I was thinking of doing something with Elves for my Christmas story.

  2. Dogsitting over, time to get back to the important shit: writing smut. Soon as I get a good idea. … … *Crickets* … … Fuck it, I’ll just work on my Christmas fic. 

    1. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Dog shitting?  Hmm… might make for a crappy Christmas story, just saying….

    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      A Dogshitter is what Sean Connery hires to look after his pet.

    3. InvidiaRed
  3. It’s 6 am. I’m sad that the sun’s not up yet to see me off to dreamland. I miss summer already. 

    1. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Visit @Melrick  It’s summer there.

    2. Melrick

      Melrick

      Actually it’s still Spring.  Summer starts in December.

    3. InvidiaRed

      InvidiaRed

      Summer never really leaves AZ. So I assume there are other seasons not consisting of Hot, Really Hot, Living here is an act of hubris and slightly hot?

  4. Finally read Apprentice and did my review replies. Now back to Hannibal for me! 

    1. Desiderius Price
    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Now why did this make me think of you, m’dear Clover?
       

       

      IMG_0047.JPG

    3. CloverReef
  5. It’s a mature, television thriller. I wanted more of it, I wanted to see it go places the tv producers couldn’t take it, so I thought I’d check out the fandom. I thought “Oh, the fans of this show will be mature”, “I’ll totally find some dark and angsty fanfics on this one!”

    You fooled me again, internet. Well done. I’d better go to bed as soon as I can stop cry-laughing. 

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    2. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      Lol my problem wasnt that there were fics like that, it was that all the hannibal fics on that particular site were like that. 

    3. JayDee

      JayDee

      Fair enough! I hope you find what you’re looking for elsewhere. I think a lot of Friday the 13th fics have much the same issue.

    4. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      @CloverReef Hannibal with an eating disorder, right?  

  6. 5 more days until the Halloween Anthology will be up and running! Everyone is welcome to add a story!

    If you haven’t started yours yet, there are some Halloween story ideas in the Original Challenges forum. And don’t worry if you don’t get your story done by the 20th, you can still submit an entry up to Halloween and beyond.
     

     

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    2. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      @Sinfulwolf oh good you're a perfectionist too. Welcome to the club! I've been doing that constantly with chaptered fics for the last year. But I churned out the 3 Halloween fics I wrote in like 2 weeks. Complete switch around from last year. 

    3. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      I still can’t focus on the one story, but since I’ve got the other one, it’ll definitely go up and  give that nice creepy Christmas feel….

    4. Sinfulwolf

      Sinfulwolf

      I wouldn’t say perfectionist… but I do like to put out something good and entertaining at least.

  7. Happy Canadian Thanksgiving my lovely little humans! 

    1. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      It’s Columbus Day south of the border!

    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Ooohhh, your holiday feast sounds remarkably like ours, which should not surprise me as much as it does. :D

    3. Sinfulwolf
  8. Memo:

    Happiness is now spelled Happenis. Tell the others. 

    1. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      Actually, I'm pretty sure Butthead briefed everyone on this back in the 90s.

    2. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      You can find all sorts of fun things if you google image search it. I suddenly have a craving for cake. 

    3. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      The cake is a lie. I think that’s Weight Watchers’ new motto.

  9. Okay. I did it: 

    If someone else was hoping to do it, or if I did it wrong, let me know and we can work it out. 

    1. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      :freak:  Thanks for volunteering!  :)

    2. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      I’m super excited. My friends aren’t gonna hear the end of it until halloween’s over

    3. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Apart from a couple of announcements, it’s not that bad, and it’ll be on your profile.  Besides, you then get the right of the first story post :)

  10. Omg Halloween month is almost here! You know what that means! A horror movie every night! Woooo! And the anthology!!! Double woooo! I love October. 

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      “I see a future with a horror movie on every screen, and a werewolf in every kennel.”

    3. CloverReef
    4. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Sounds like we have a volunteer to run it this year…. :congratualtions:@CloverReef  :)

  11. Started out writing a cop drama. Somehow ended up writing a ghost story… about cops… Old habits die hard, I guess. 

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    2. Sinfulwolf

      Sinfulwolf

      Heh. Somewhat defeats the fetish unless it’s bodypaint.

    3. Desiderius Price
    4. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      As long as you’re not writing R.I.P.D., it’s all good.

  12. trying to find a good chatroom like AFF only on discord, for like Erotica writers. But jesus christ. Why? Why would an erotica chat channel forbid talking about controversial stuff?! I feel like that’s all I ever talk about!

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    2. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      Apparently that other universe is a bit of a dick. 

    3. Sinfulwolf

      Sinfulwolf

      Well if you start your own you should let me know!

    4. CloverReef
  13. Wooooh! I finished a short story!

    It was meant to be my entry for the AFF Halloween thingy, but it ended up running a little long. Of course it’s not out of the wordcount limit or even close to it, 7.5k is too long for me so either I’ll suck it up and put it in the anthology as is, or if I manage to write another entry, I’ll split this one into a two-parter and post it normally. 

    Eeeee I’m just happy I finally finished something! Yay!

    1. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      You can make it a multi-parter across years… it’s been done before.  ie, post the first part (a complete story, btw), this year, and post the second part next year.  I’ve done a sequel in before (ie, The Phone, and The Phone II).

    2. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      If only I had that kinda patience, lol

  14. I just discovered the show “Hot Ones” on youtube today. It’s stupid. Just an interview show where they talk while eating progressively spicier wings. Now I can’t stop watching! I’m obsessed. Like I wanna see someone throw a tantrum so bad – someone’s gotta, right?! But Tommy Chong friggin killlled it! Best eppie yet. 

    1. JayDee

      JayDee

      ...and now I want some hot spicy wings.

    2. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      Ikr? But… you know… not like liquid rage spicy. Just… jalapeno spicy. 

  15. Sooo tired of thinking up names for characters. Time to start writing with variables instead. 

    AFF, I am pleased to introduce you to the new stars of my stories: X, Y, and Z.

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      Have \ fuck / and you’ve got real slash fiction.

    3. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

       (o)   (o) 
      \___/ \___/

       

    4. Sinfulwolf

      Sinfulwolf

      I feel your pain. I have demons so, it gets even more annoying.

  16. I want to say something witty and start a profound, fascinating discussion, but I’m lazy. Someone do it for me. 

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    3. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      It’s called “Playing with your food” :)

    4. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      Some days you play with your food, some days your food plays with you.

  17. I’m supposed to be writing right now. Because I said so. But nobody tells me what to do! Not even me!

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    2. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      Quote

      I’m supposed to be writing right now. Because I said so. But nobody tells me what to do! Not even me!

      I sense conflict within you. :)

    3. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      @GeorgeGlass 100% love/hate sexual tension. 

    4. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Quote

      100% love/hate sexual tension. 

      That’s the way to go.  I mean, take Anakin, he embraced this and went on to take a prominent role in the galactic empire.

  18. Just said my goodbyes to three specialists because they’ve figured out whatever I have is not in their wheelhouses… They’re still not sure exactly what it is, but they’re pretty sure it’s in infectious disease territory now, so yay! Less trips to the big city hopefully! And by next week I should actually be receiving some treatment. Which will be nice. Been going downhill since March, and nobody wanted to treat me before they knew what they were dealing with. 

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      The worst bit is the doctors serving the sample up with fava beans and chianti.

    3. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      @JayDee I did find it a bit peculiar that they kept calling me Clarice.

    4. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Or, if you want to give ‘em a memorable farewell, start reading some AFF to the doctors ….

  19. I saved a spider from the bathtub twice today. He gets in there and runs frantically at the slippery walls trying to get out. 10 seconds ago i watched him run back in and fall like a kid closing his eyes and running across a busy street. 

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    2. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      Hey, using your cleavage as a snare is a perfectly valid spider-hunting technique.

    3. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      @GeorgeGlass I've had enough spiders in the middle of the night drop onto me to know they agree with you. 

    4. Arian-Sinclair

      Arian-Sinclair

      Too late. I already Googled it, and I’m now laughing. I also Googled “fabulous mini house for tarantula”. XD 

  20. If you were a demon, just recently raised from the dead, like within the last hour, and knew nothing of the world, where would you go? Inquiring minds and all that.

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    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Aw, so you’d be more into a demon to cause a bus load of people to suddenly strip?   Though if you’re looking for extreme fun, the pervy demon could simply use its powers in various high schools.

    3. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      If I know nothing of the world, then I will go to the nearest elementary school, cram myself into one of the tiny chairs, and drool acid on the faux-wood table in front of me while the teacher nervously tries to read us Charlotte’s Web.

    4. JayDee

      JayDee

      “Man, what a day I had. In show and tell, this demon turned up. Brought in a one tonne Hellhound Pupper. It was still less of a disruption than Cadence McMahon and her ultra-rare Pokemon Go! find.”

      “Oh my god! Are you serious? Which Pokemon did she have?”

  21. New phones always fall on the first day. It’s a universal law. It’s motherfriggin science. If you got a new phone and it didn’t drop the first day, then you’re a witch and you need to stop cheating because it’s not fair. 

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    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      @GeorgeGlass  Butt cracks might be perfectly acceptable on @CloverReef’s phone, just saying….

    3. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      @Desiderius Price There’s no “might” about it. Wink wink. Especially since my artsy friends are such pervs. 

    4. Desiderius Price
  22. Have a great independence day, my unfortunate neighbours South of the border! :wiz::birthday::sex: just close your eyes and imagine you have Idris elba or bernie Sanders or whatever your particular flavor of politics is as president for the day. 

    1. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Think I’ll celebrate by looking at p...I mean doing story related research to verify that the body proportions I write are reasonably in line with hordes of reference material.

      To everybody, whether it’s a holiday for you or not, have a wonderful fourth of July!  (After all, July 4 is a valid day for everybody, with or without the fireworks.)

    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Thank you!

      I’m going to have a lovely day of fantasy, I think. Political and otherwise… :lol:

    3. Arian-Sinclair

      Arian-Sinclair

      The fireworks at the neighbors weren’t to bad last night, but I’m worried about how it’ll get tonight since it’s now the 4th. I’m hoping it won’t get to being Sensory Hell for me. The colours are pretty, but I can’t bear the noise.

  23. My cat found a christmas bow. Like the kind you stick on presents. I have no idea where he found it. He’s not an outdoor cat. Our christmas stuff is packed away in the attic only accessible through a closed off staircase in a closed off closet that he has no way of getting into… and he’s been playing with it nonstop for three days. 

    1. GeorgeGlass

      GeorgeGlass

      More evidence that all cats are capable of teleportation and/or phasing through solid objects. 

    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      Take plenty of pictures and video!  After all, there aren’t enough cat videos on the internet.

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Cats are not subject to the same physical laws as mere humans. Gravity cannot hold them, either. :lol:

  24. Okay, I’m going off to play Dragon age, inquisition for the hundreth time, and it’s all @JayDee and @BronxWench’s fault. <3 

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    2. Arian-Sinclair

      Arian-Sinclair

      I’m like that with Adventure Quest. It’s my own fault. :lol:

    3. JayDee

      JayDee

      Inquisition wouldn’t run on my old potato PC, but I admit I did come close to re-loading Origins and re-living my Oghren/Wynne OTP fantasies after the same posts.

    4. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      I lent my origins and DA2 to my dad months ago. Not sure I’ll ever see those again lol. But I got Inquisition on my ps4 because my PC can’t run it either. And it’s a new PC! Whhhyyy did I focus on RAM and not think about graphics?! Noob move, me, noob move. (Try saying that three times fast.)

  25. Had a liver biopsy. In a ton of pain. So I can’t do anything but sit here, so come entertain me people. Or pity me. I’ll take both. 

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    2. CloverReef

      CloverReef

      For some reason, when you say it, it sounds pervy, DP… he was kinda cute. 

    3. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      I’m sure there’s a plenty of porn starting off with the premise of playing “doctor” :P

    4. Tcr

      Tcr

      Porn?  Damn, I thought I was a doctor tv series...  Well, shit, that explains why I've been told I need help.  Lol.

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