CloverReef

What about me?

You, DP, I totally take for granted. No, I’m kidding. You don’t fascinate me, sorry, but I am often impressed and amused by you. 

Y’all scare me. Also the brothers have pointed out they modernised from brethren and so I withdraw my objection to talking about the brother.

@CloverReef  If you think I’m horrible, you should read my stories to confirm it!

@Desiderius Price I tend to avoid the hells out of scat and WS when I don’t have to read it for the weekly sweeps. I’d almost rather read about sounding, which remains to date the only thing to actually have made me cry a little while sweeping. (I was very new, in my defense.)

@BronxWench I tend to say “scat” in the forums for the “eww” response.  In my writings, the tag will be a general CYA because I’ll mention characters taking a dump when it’s relevant to the story.  I can’t really fathom the “play” part of it, and I don’t want to.

I got self-conscious about the first change so I changed it again lol. Thanks

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I totally am writing my halloween story! Ideally it will lead to a second too… I’ve got ideas for a second at least… kinda. But you know how it is. Just one short scene left to write then it’ll be edit/beta party time!

Get the first one done first, then work on the second.  (I’ve done two before, for the Holiday 2015 one).

Will do, thanks  I can only work consecutively for some reason!

Heh. Somewhat defeats the fetish unless it’s bodypaint.

They just need the hat…..

As long as you’re not writing R.I.P.D., it’s all good.

Lol.  You just want Bull and Dorian...   Wait, I think they get together if you don't ;).  Lol...  Hmm, not my cup o' tea, but there's something BW...  Threesome tale...  lol.  Actually, weirdly enough, I'd probably read it...  Lol

I have heard they get together, which I can’t help but imagine is utterly hilarious and more than fun. It may happen in one of my current playthroughs, while my female human mage seduces Cullen because…

I will confess disappointment that I still don’t get a shot at Varric. I adore that dwarf.

You and me both. I named my dog in Origins Varric lol But that’s what fan fiction’s for, right?

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I’m supposed to be writing right now. Because I said so. But nobody tells me what to do! Not even me!

I sense conflict within you.

@GeorgeGlass 100% love/hate sexual tension. 

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100% love/hate sexual tension. 

That’s the way to go.  I mean, take Anakin, he embraced this and went on to take a prominent role in the galactic empire.

Apparently that other universe is a bit of a dick. 

Well if you start your own you should let me know!

Will do

“Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.”

Idk a tentacle wedding sounds pretty unique

you got fishpeople, cultists and the whole cthulu family involved.

Just you try explaining to Nyarlathotep it’s a “no kids” event.

I slapped a link to it in the great wall of, @InvidiaRed! It’s through ninestar Press rn. I believe its going to be on amazon, etc also once the release date hits? Maybe?

Congrats on yer getting published!

NineStar usually releases on Amazon as well, although they provide Kindle formatting on their site as an option. 

Aw, so you’d be more into a demon to cause a bus load of people to suddenly strip?   Though if you’re looking for extreme fun, the pervy demon could simply use its powers in various high schools.

If I know nothing of the world, then I will go to the nearest elementary school, cram myself into one of the tiny chairs, and drool acid on the faux-wood table in front of me while the teacher nervously tries to read us Charlotte’s Web.

“Man, what a day I had. In show and tell, this demon turned up. Brought in a one tonne Hellhound Pupper. It was still less of a disruption than Cadence McMahon and her ultra-rare Pokemon Go! find.”

“Oh my god! Are you serious? Which Pokemon did she have?”

Seconded on the foundation thing, my sunglasses do that too 

@pippychick

You use the daily contacts? Those are a lot more expensive than the monthly ones I use. It isn't hard to clean them, so I just do that. The fact that I flip so much between glasses and contacts helps in not having to clean them every day, though I do have to clean the lenses throughout the day when wearing my glasses because of all the little dust mites floating around inside if I'm home all day.

@CloverReef

Tinted moisturizer might work depending on the brand and such. I never bothered trying that myself, though. I sometimes don't even bother with make-up when wearing my contacts. If it's a particular occasion, I'll definitely put on at least some foundation and mascara, otherwise it's just depends on whether I feel like it or not.

@KassX

I'm afraid of wearing sunglasses with my contacts for that reason when I do put on make-up! I haven't worn actual sunglasses in so long because of that.

@Arian-Sinclair I live in LA, so not wearing sunglasses is not really an option lol. Hey, maybe that’s why everyone here walks around with shades on indoors and at night! 

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Hey, get well soon! I wanna hear that you’re all better soon!

I haven’t been here all week, fingers crossed it’s something minor and easy to treat.

So I have been doing something right all along…  And the cops said it was wrong… 

The cops merely said you’re being too slow, because you wouldn’t have been caught if you were running faster.

Oh, I see…  Have to work up the cardio a little more.

Hey, using your cleavage as a snare is a perfectly valid spider-hunting technique.

@GeorgeGlass I've had enough spiders in the middle of the night drop onto me to know they agree with you. 

Too late. I already Googled it, and I’m now laughing. I also Googled “fabulous mini house for tarantula”. XD 

For some reason, when you say it, it sounds pervy, DP… he was kinda cute. 

I’m sure there’s a plenty of porn starting off with the premise of playing “doctor”

Porn?  Damn, I thought I was a doctor tv series...  Well, shit, that explains why I've been told I need help.  Lol.

@GeorgeGlass  Butt cracks might be perfectly acceptable on @CloverReef’s phone, just saying….

@Desiderius Price There’s no “might” about it. Wink wink. Especially since my artsy friends are such pervs. 

@CloverReef  Wise cracks are more than fun here! 

The worst bit is the doctors serving the sample up with fava beans and chianti.

@JayDee I did find it a bit peculiar that they kept calling me Clarice.

Or, if you want to give ‘em a memorable farewell, start reading some AFF to the doctors ….

@InvidiaRed there are so many options when it comes to Elves and Dwarves and all that jazz. I am a big fan of a couple different takes on elves, though I prefer the dragon age and elder scrolls universes versions to the tolkien. And it’s always exciting to craft your own version, write your own rules. 

I’m pumped to give it another shot. Soon as I get the right spark of inspiration.

exactly.

just try not to underplay that long life only affords them the chance for a great deal more mistakes. Nothing like doing something especially foolish four hundred years ago comes back to haunt you. Elven grace and elven angst go hand in hand.

Add clans or houses and you can expect to be brought to heel by the founder of said house or family. hahaha. Nothing like being slapped by your great-great-great-great-great grandmother in front of everyone during a family reunion. :p 

Warhammer Elves!!

But amusingly enough I was thinking of doing something with Elves for my Christmas story.

Have \ fuck / and you’ve got real slash fiction.

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I feel your pain. I have demons so, it gets even more annoying.

There are some real incel weirdos on reddit, but I have seen worse on twitter tbh. At least reddit’s moderation is generally ok, and means that subs like TwoXChromosomes are inclusive! 

For BW’s confused reaction – the broken arms thing relates to This ancient Ask Me Anything and how on reddit in every other thread someone will find a way to reference it.

I, uh, I like the puns.

Did you not feel me glancing your way when I said ‘lost forever’ Jaydee? 

An ode to our @CloverReef

::hugs tightly::

Words have a great deal of power, I know. But your words deserve to be heard. Try that PWP. 

Oh, damn.. *hugs you*

I vote that you let Bee beat someone up in this PWP…. just think about it. Blackbird, sending someone else to hospital for a change. All righteous and such.

Or, honestly, anything you want really. Writing really does help if you can bear to get the words down.

Btw, Kinihiyawan cl? Because I couldn’t find any way to say “cheer up” in the Cree language. The internet failed!

But I could try this out (which is probably the best I can come up with if it makes any sense):

tapwi, Ayiman. Kiyam, Ekayakosta. Otâcimow.

Just double up that disclaimer, because it’s purely coincidental if the scumbag ends up on the wrong end of a PWP snuff fic.

Yeah if I finish it I'll put a link to it or post it somewhere on the forums. I'm partly referencing the body parts dictionary thread here in making it anyway so seems fair. 

“A” is for adult, a group of people trying to keep the fun away from the kids while also not acting their age.

Oh I do find that dictionary helpful, or at least hilarious, lol

Well, maybe a little, but who am I to judge?

  watch When Marnie was there, Castle in the Sky, Porco Rosso, The Wind Rises

Yes ma’am

They doped me up. I don’t remember anything about the procedure and my memory is pretty spotty over the last 24 hours too. But I guess it went okay? Since no one told me otherwise, that I remember? lol. Recovery’s moving quick though

I still have everything crossed for you!

@CloverReef  Hey, you survived.  …  We won’t tell you what you did for those last 24 hours

Funny, I kind of do the same thing...  I'll start writing...   Sometimes two, three, half the novel, then I get a scene that I have to write...  And it's much later...  So I stop writing where I am to advance off to the later chapter/scene.  On occasion, I've done what you said, written a scene without writing anything else, because it's detailed, then I work it around…

And yeah, sometimes, it would be easier to write it backwards...  But then, wouldn't there still have to be a first line?  Whether it's a last line?

I’d suggest you totally blow the first line and move on… (haha that sounds silly ) you can always come back and play with it. you might get ideas about what you really want to do with the first line later. Don’t beat yourself up, just get into the meat of the story!

Sometimes I’ve found myself writing backwards too.  Of course, those scenes far off will typically be more plot critical (gives me an idea of how it’ll play down), though there’s still frequently a sexual scene, toying with my characters, leaving me to figure out where I’ll put it (because the scene will be good).  I’m sure I’d keep a shrink occupied for their entire career if they ever cared to really analyze it in me.