WillowDarkling

Happy Birthday, love    

Let’s all raise a toast to our brilliant  @BronxWench on her birthday. 
Happy birthday, and may they be many more. 

On the FOURTH day of Christmas, a true love ought to give:
FOUR scammers getting baited and losing their gift cards
THREE busted spammers’ modems
TWO broken spammer’s modems1
ONE spammer’s head in a pear tree
1Credit to @BronxWench for the second line

On the THIRD day of Christmas a true love ought to give three destroyed spammers’ modems, two broken spammers’ keyboards1, and a spammer’s head in a pear tree.
1Credit to @BronxWench for the second line, maybe a forum topic would’ve been better?

That glorious fucking delicious moment when my groove suddenly returns… ! Holy fuck, I’m happy  

That glorious fucking delicious moment when my groove suddenly returns… ! Holy fuck, I’m happy  

That glorious fucking delicious moment when my groove suddenly returns… ! Holy fuck, I’m happy  

I FINALLY got the time to fix my computer issues, so I can access everything I haven’t been able to for a few months.  Now to get work under control, and I’ll be golden!

I have never been so insulted as when a cousin brought vegan turkey to thanksgiving. I woke up at 4 to get started and this person brings vegan turkey… And no no one is vegan in the family.
Words were said.
 
 

For everyone celebrating today, Happy Thanksgiving! 

Looks like I finally got around my browser issues.  Now to reset up email

The definition of irony is wanting to scream at your cats, “Just live in fucking harmony goddamn it!”

Death penalty for spammers, anybody got an issue with this?

A big Happy Birthday shout-out to the one and only @DemonGoddess, my fellow cranky old broad. Here’s hoping for a good year!         

What I say: "He was a stallion in the truest sense."
What my phone hears: "He was a scallion in the truest sense."
So keep an eye out for my upcoming story about a sexy green onion.

Well, having failed all conservative treatment options, I’ll be setting up for chemotherapy for this oddball immune system of mine.  Wish me luck!

So, the post-Halloween trick-or-treater tally:
At least one kid dressed as an internet meme -- check Multiple Elsas and Harley Quinns -- check A whole family in themed costumes -- check A hot mom in a borderline-inappropriate outfit -- checkity-doo
 

“There’s a TV, Joe.”
“Champagne?”

I want my money back!  Third COVID shot so far, no super powers. 

So, is eating a rabbi considered Kosher?  (Asking for...a friend cause ‘tis the season for questions.)

I had a very close relative die in the summer and it’s kind of broken me too, as self-centred as it sounds when they’re the one who died, but I gotta try and move on a bit. Hoping to catch up on reading soon, especially the new halloween story jam you’ve got going on.

Do you think that when Theodore Maiman switched on the first laser at Hughes Research Laboratories in 1960, he realized that he was inventing the 20th century's greatest cat toy?

M Denis Villeneuve had best be working on Dune Part Two, or I shall hunt him down, remove his liver with my bare hands, and offer it to the Morrigan.
And yes, Part One was an enormous improvement over David Lynch’s effort, although I might had chosen differently for the role of Lady Jessica. But by and large, c’est incroyable!

Went to a toy store to buy a birthday present for niece, paternal unit asked if there were any spiders there. Went to the grocery store, found plastic spiders and bought them for the paternal unit. He’s 69 years old and walking around with a plastic spider on his finger.

Went to a toy store to buy a birthday present for niece, paternal unit asked if there were any spiders there. Went to the grocery store, found plastic spiders and bought them for the paternal unit. He’s 69 years old and walking around with a plastic spider on his finger.