WillowDarkling

Happy Birthday, George.  

Thank you, baby  I am very happy with the final results  

Congratulations, Neko-baby! I knew you would do splendidly! I’m VERY proud of you!   

Happy Birthday, George.  

Congratulations, baby!   I have to admit that 27 years give me that sneaky feeling that it’s working out too.   

Congratulations, baby!   I have to admit that 27 years give me that sneaky feeling that it’s working out too.   

If it were Irish, there would be an apostrophe.
No, an OPossum is any possum that starts a new thread on HotPossumGoss.com.

That’s awesome   

Thus far, I’ve tried:
Telling off the biggest boss I could find threatened to stab my favorite coworker with a plastic spoon told a client that I’m not Dr. Who and can’t use the Tardis to travel back in time to accommodate their request told same client that they would need to provide the Oujia board to have the dead person sign the documents that they wanted signed yelling at the closest supervisor to me Yelling at email from aforementioned client: “F off, Dickety Dick!” in front of the biggest of the big bosses Asked another client, “What part of ‘your borrower does not want to do that’ did you knot understand?” Stood up with the same coworker, blasted “I Will Survive” while singing along and Dancing at our desks Bit my supervisor’s finger – she had her hand clamped over my mouth when MucketySchmuck was escorting visitors past us on a tour – ruined my perfect window of opportunity  Sat at my desk and filed my nails while waiting for the computer to catch up to me used my cellphone at my desk in full view of everyone walked across the office with my dress tucked in my underwear – granted that was a mistake but … deliberately did not dress up on “visitor day”

I’ll send you all of my best “get fired” vibes  

I’ll send you all of my best “get fired” vibes  

I’ll send you all of my best “get fired” vibes  

Happy birthday, Foe! Hope it is a good one!   

She was a good soul, and she leaves an empty place.

I count decades now.

Happy Birthday, Pippychick!  hope you have a great day. 
 

Happy Birthday, Pippychick!  hope you have a great day. 
 

Happy Birthday, Pippychick!  hope you have a great day. 
 

I realised you were being sarcastic and that it was an ironic coincident, but figured I’d shamelessly plug the books regardless   

Ghost’s Dilemma is actually a book written by one of our very own writers, and I can’t recommend it enough. It’s a beautiful M/M love story with a very good plot and wonderful characters. I’d start with Ghost’s Sight though, which is the first book about Ghost’s adventures. 

Hey, we’ve got an old story up here about an Irish princess who got kidnapped and married to one of our viking lords, and she pretended to be mute for going on 20 years, just to spite the fucker  Even went as far as teaching their son her own language and stories in secret, while the rest of the household thought she was mute. So, obviously those Irish girls can hold a grudge for a while  

LMAO! They need to be careful around those Irish girls, don’t they? ::cackles happily::

Are you sure that’s not how our Irish ancestors got revenge on our Viking ancestors? Like… “Oooh, you want me to be your slave girl? Hang on, let me make you some dinner….”    

Sadly in my case it was a soup, leftovers from the night before, so when I reheated it, the taters became incendiary devices, but the beef was just like “Nah, we’re good with pisswarm”. I wonder if I should start to boil the potatoes separately so I can reheat the soup well, and not get killed by fecking potatoes. 

Are you sure that’s not how our Irish ancestors got revenge on our Viking ancestors? Like… “Oooh, you want me to be your slave girl? Hang on, let me make you some dinner….”