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Idk if it has been done. A villian that keep their minion’s morale up by jacking them off.

Work for Black Hand, you got a Black Hand Job!

“You failed”

He bristled but getting his assbeat seven ways to sunday had mellowed this loss. To be fair, who expected an unwashed illiterate apostate peasant from the middle of bum fuck nowhere.

To be possibly the hero of legend?

“I won’t fail again.” He muttered angry at himself more than anything.

The emperor laughed softly for a moment.

“ You had your chance and that’s why I’m sending my incredibly well equipped, masterfully trained in cooperation elite units to deal with them. This world isn’t going to conquer itself and its just not worth it to lose a subordinate sending you after someone who through luck or what have you bested you. They’ll have confidence having beat you once. And this is why I’m the world conquering emperor.”

“Besides you look so pent up.”

The cursed tax collector gasped as the emperor’s hand expertly found its way down his trousers.

“Oh lord.” He cried.

And the emperor replied with a momentary painful clutch.

“Your Imperial Majesty.” The emperor corrected.