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It was hard, and then soft, and then hard, and then HARD AND SOFT.

Next time, on As the World Burns … I’m sorry everyone, but Siri has been reading your fics to me. It’s been marvelous.

I was reading the comments on a news article today, and someone mentioned that in Greek mythology, the male gods (chiefly Zeus) often lied for sex with women or raped them outright. Then another poster asked, “What if the version of Greek mythology that was passed down to us was the rule 34 fanfic of its time”?

So my parent’s washer exploded. Its not funny… Its hilarious. I’m visiting and apparently, the chip shortcircuited and kept filling the washer past its capacity. I walk into a tidal wave of water and their fluffy cat sailed past me looking like a drowned rat clinging to the wash basket. So off to home depot in the morning.

Post NaNo reboot in progress… defragmenting. reallocating hours… writer.exe update in progress...

If you throw in a yule log I’ll flame it. It will warm everyone’s hearth.

So, this man has two todgers?

It would be delicious if you left it wanting. So you know, “That’ll be the one with all the orgasms” aught to be spoken out of context while at a party full of strangers. And whee! New chapter. I’ll get to reading it when I have more time to savor it.

My thoughts exactly. You put it beautifully, @swirlingdoubt. I expect an unstable environment to be a great place for all sorts of relationship conflicts and character-driven drama.

...suddenly, the idea of leaving it unfinished is so incredibly appalling. Not just because I’m a monster or anything, but entirely for the idea of it fitting the theme so well. That’s hilarious that is. I’m laughing to myself at the thought of it Unfortunately, the next part is pretty much finished and just needs a bit more polish. Likely getting posted tonight or tomorrow, then one last part afterwards so I’ll probably have to go ahead and finish. Curses! Thank you for the review! I really appreciate it. I normally say this first, but I was so impressed with the concept of leaving it without a climax I had to rush through that first! Thank you again. Sadly I’ve not really got the penultimate part as good as I was hoping, but the final part might make up for it. That’ll be the one with all the orgasms. Edit:...and pulled me finger out and got it posted. Final part by next week!